And for God’s sake, put that blow-up snowman away!
Why do we rush the seasons so insistently in America? International folks, I want to know if you do this, too. Do decorations and food ideas and other seasonally inappropriate items show up in shop windows a good two months before a holiday even begins?
Do you have Santas and candy canes adjacent to Halloween skulls and candy corn (or comparative October holidays) on your store shelves? Do stores begin playing Christmas tunes in early November, nearly two entire months prior to the holiday itself, rendering everyone crazy and hateful of such music by the time the holiday actually arrives?