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If you wan to acheive the sexy Sarah Palin up-do but don't have the time for teasing, and back-combing, not to mention all the Aqua-Net a style like that requires, fear no more.  There's a wig shop in Brookly that will sell you a wig, made of 100% human hair (sorry, the hair is not from the governor's head), styled in the likeness of the famous hockey mom.  The wigs retail for about $795 (who knew wigs were so pricey?), that's marked down from $895.  The funny thing is, the shop where the wigs are being sold is an ultra-Orthodox establishment.  But the owners say they are not pandering to customer's political leanings.  They were just inspired by the GOP candidate's style. "We believe that good fashion taste trumps all politics." And who are we to argue?

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Hi everyone, I'm a very new driver and just bought a '95 Dodge Neon with only 32,000 miles on it this summer from an elderly couple. Shortly after I got it, the engine began overheating, at which point I brought it to the dealership, who told me the cooling fans burned out. $800 later, the car seems to run great. Now after about a month, I notice that after I turn off the engine, there's a gurgle-sound, similar to engine coolant boiling (I got rather adept at listening for and heard a lot of boiling coolant this summer before I found out the fans burned out). Is this normal for a car? What could be the problem? The dealership wants me to bring it in for a day, but I'm rather wary of doing that again, since I just blew $800 by blind trust... Thanks so much for any help!!!

Friday October 10^th

7:43AM

Dear Diary,

Up late last night intently studying latest interviews with Michelle Obama (John generally incapable of staying awake past 8, beginning to suspect is resorting to heavy narcotics for these 9pm debates). Grey Goose drowned out actual discussion of issues blah blah blah, but not to fear, was paying critical attention to what clearly matters most to American people in these troubling times: what she was wearing!!

On Larry King Live: Michelle chose purple frock; points for choice of color, as purple DEFINITELY in this season. However, deductions for odd feathery clip on left side. Overall, give Michelle B-. (Also, how is Larry King older than John but still has a neck?)

On The Daily Show: Oh no. She looks SERIOUSLY presidential. Blue skirt-suit could have gone the way of Hillary Clinton but she dresses it up with waist-accentuating belt and pearls. Forced to give her grudging A.

Speaking of Daily Show—Jon Stewart suggested to Michelle that First Lady could also become elected office! Prepared to up fashion game, as I suspect voting would fall along same lines as Prom Queen. Hear that, Michelle? Bring it on. The White House is MINE.

Since debacle on The View, have not been allowed near any media outlet not affiliated with Fox. But really, treatment of me and John by frumpy View ladies SO unfair! CNN complained my remark that Barbara Walters' tag-team “picked our bones clean” was out of touch with American People, who are apparently actually starving. Pshhhh, this is ONE multi-millionaire beer heiress who is not “out of touch”. Will contact CNN and show my compassion for plight of American People by saying they can always eat cake.

Must go, massive hangover from Grey Goose (you’d think I’d be immune to it by now. Wonder where John is keeping those narcotics…)

xoxo,

cindy

P.S. John asked for number of plastic surgeon this morning. Perhaps finally doing something about lack of neck, hooray!