Electrical problems on my 1986 Camaro!!!!

Submitted by mous on 10/23/08 12:07pm
My rear hatch light on my 1986 camaro does not work, but the rest of the lights (including the other brake lights) do work. Can anyone help me?

ADAPTERS

Submitted by mous on 10/23/08 11:55am
I have a 2001 LX Honda Accord LX Sedan, and someone is giving me rims from a 2003 V6 Accord EX Coupe. My rims are currently 4-lug and his are 5-lug, I need to know what size or what type of wheel adapters I need in order to put these new wheels on my car. Any type of help would be appreciated

Campaign Expenditures

Submitted by beatriz on 10/23/08 11:50am
Thursday, October 23 11:05pm Dear Diary, I had to deal with all those right-wing bloggers claiming that I’d enjoyed a $447.39 snack consisting of caviar, sparkling wine, lobsters, and other gourmet food. And yet, the most ridiculous part of the whole story is that I wasn’t even staying at that hotel! How desperate do these bloggers have to be? And yet, there’s hardly a peep about the fact that the McCain campaign has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Sarah Palin’s image! $4,000 haircuts and new outfits for $150,000?! It’s amazing that someone doesn’t bring this to the national media’s attention. After all, John Edwards had a $400 haircut, which now pales in comparison to Palin’s new do. And, the people who donated that money should know where it’s going. Really telling how the McCain campaign is willing to fork out this much money for beauty. Shows the world where they see her value. And for that amount of money, you’d think they could have paid for some speech and tutoring lessons. The woman could visit a thesaurus once in a while so we don’t have to hear the word “maverick” so incessantly. Ugh, I could rant forever on that women. Iâ??m pretty sure that at least Sasha and Malia is more qualified to make decisions as a vice-president. At least she would have some compassion for people who didnâ??t agree with her. Yours always, Michelle

Race of Cain

Submitted by Anonymous on 10/23/08 11:29am
Wasn't the race of Cain completely killed in the flood, seeing as Noah and family were descendents of Seth, not Cain? The Racist discussion between some of you really doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Any other group of people couldn't be responsible for Cain's sin, no matter what Brigham Young may have said, because his seed died out a long time ago. Right?

Shipping out and jobs

Submitted by airforcetalk on 10/23/08 11:26am
Just wondering what the people that will be shipping out between now and end of January got for jobs. My job is going to be Electronic Signals Intelligence Exploitation and I am scheduled to leave on January 14. If anyone wants to talk about what you are doing to get ready you can IM me at BlackSheep1208 on AOL IM.

Seeking models

Submitted by mous on 10/23/08 10:12am
If your in the Oklahoma or texas states please contact me.If you are going to visit or pass through Oklahoma your welcome also.Send photos and information thanks,preferr 3 photos 2 full body and 1 close facial shot thanks.

potentiators for hydrocodone

Submitted by mous on 10/23/08 9:35am
I too am extremely opiate tolerant, strangely enough from a motorcycle accident. Morphine every 4 hours for 2.5 months. I am very interested, as well, in finding a drug which will potentiate the action of hydrocodone. I only get 30 at a time as well. I read somewhere that Ultram and Soma make a potent synergistic combination. Anyone have some ideas?

Reasons Why I Am Not a Democratic Plant

Submitted by beatriz on 10/23/08 9:03am

Thursday, October 23rd

10:01PM

Dear Diary,

Spent hours today trying to convince campaign manager that am not secretly Democrat masterminding clever scheme to undermine McCain campaign. Initial argument that would not be on Republican ticket if was not Republican apparently not good enough, so have made list.

Reasons Why I Am Not a Democratic Plant

By Sarah L. Palin

1. Scarf incident not sign of changed allegiance, but of need to keep neck warm as RNC will no longer fund shopping expenditures.

2. Just because I am female and the only two other female politicians anyone knows about—Pelosi and Clinton—happen to be female does not mean I harbor dangerous Democratic tendencies. After all, I don’t have those awful pro-abortion views, now do I?

3. Praise for message of hope and change not indicator of belief in Barack’s party, but rather appreciation of good keywords. And, really, Republican Party needs words of hope and change more anyway. Have you seen what we put into White House last time?

4. Running mate believes that I am messiah. God wouldn’t be so unfair so as to put two messiahs in one party.

5. Don’t even like keeping plants as in Alaska have no need to maintain houseplants because instead have something called ‘the Great Outdoors’, which, for all you NYC people, is a big place filled with lots of plants. And oil.

6. If I was secretly supporting another party, it would not be the Democrats.

Love yah!

Sarah

PS. Middle initial ‘L’ stands for nice, non-terrorist name “Louise.” Just to be safe, researched origins of middle name. Turns out has German roots. Hope that this is not problem, but will warn Rick so that anti-Nazi arguments can prepared if necessary.

doctors

Submitted by mous on 10/23/08 8:48am
I suffer from chronic back pain. Recently I have slipped my disc at l-5. I have seen two docs and all they do is give me a HYDROCODONE perscription. I have never got more than 30 at a time. What do I need to do to get an ample supply of the med? 1 week, I am out of the drug, in pain and have to wait for a doctors apt. Is it standard practice now to give only 30 at a time? Help!

List of My Important Endorsements and Voting Bloc Most Likely to be Influenced by Them

Submitted by beatriz on 10/23/08 8:38am

Thursday, October 23rd 10:18PM

Dear Diary,

Came to realization today that if voters still undecided at this point in election cycle, there is good chance that they are completely unconscious. Will likely be difficult to sway voters if they cannot see handsome face, hear sweet words, or feel inspired by message of hope and change. Have decided instead to utilize innate human characteristic: The Herd Mentality. New campaign slogan: Everyone’s Doing It!

List of Important Endorsements and Voting Bloc Most Likely to be Influenced by Them

National Organization of Women to persuade women. Planned Parenthood to persuade sexually active women. The National Association of Muslim American Women to persuade Muslim American Women. Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton to persuade former U.S. presidents. Billy Joel to persuade Billy Joel fans. Colin Powell and Scott McClellan to persuade Bush supporters. Billy Crystal and Gene Wilder to persuade old people. Blake Lively to persuade teenagers who watch Gossip Girl. All newspapers ever to persuade people who are literate. Toni Morrison to persuade high school graduates who were required to read Beloved in their English class. Vera Wang to persuade women who covet expensive wedding gowns. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Scarlett Johansson to persuade people who fantasize about actors and actresses. James Watson to persuade people who have DNA.

Plan is foolproof.

However, am worried John will retaliate with new TV attack ads: “Didn’t your mother warn you about jumping off a bridge just because all of your friends were doing it?” Will ask David how to counter such assaults.

Anyway, have most important endorsement: the polls!

Hopefully yours, Barack

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