New Jersey/Tri-State area Jazz events

Submitted by mous on 10/24/08 7:48pm
I'm interested in any any New Jerset or Tri-State area jazz event. Pls respond with suggestions/information.

Thanks in advance

Darnell of NJ

DEP leaving in Feb

Submitted by airforcetalk on 10/24/08 6:59pm
I'm shipping out in Feb and looking for someone in a career similar to mine. My job title is Airborne Missions Systems Apprentice. I have a flight status and work on electrical and radar systems on AWACS planes. If you know anything about it, particularly where I might be stationed, or work in something like that, hit me up, I'd love to chat!

Wardrobe Malfunctions

Submitted by beatriz on 10/24/08 5:09pm

Friday October 24th

3:05PM

Dear Diary,

New York Times has done it again! This time persecuting beautiful woman for love of fashion, unacceptable. At least am confident attractive women everywhere will sympathize with her plight …could work to political advantage, as attractive women demographic have not as of yet succumbed to skeletor’s John’s political charms…

Anyway, allegations RNC spent $150,000 on Sarah’s wardrobe completely false, so of course she is denying it. In actuality, as soon as Governor got off plane from Alaska I said to John “If this woman is going to be photographed next to me, she needs to look like she didn’t just stumble out of some backwoods little league hockey game in the ‘80s” so handed her my limitless American Express and told her to go to town. Didn’t look at receipts of course, so part about spending $150,000 could be true…should have suggested spending minimum. As I'm sure any woman in America would agree, 150K on clothes doesn't go as far as it used to. Sigh.

xoxo,

cindy

baaaaaad tooth ache!

Submitted by mous on 10/24/08 4:29pm
My fiance has a nasty tooth ache. I looked at it and it looks like he may have lost a filling! He said he thinks he may have lost it the other night eating pizza. He has never had pain like this and I need to know what to do to help him. We just can't afford a dentist right now. I am so worried and need help in trying to help him. There is no swelling that I can see. I suggested he rinse his mouth with warm salty water and use Anebesol but it is not helping much or at least not for long. He has also taken some Ibuprofen. Please can you help me. Thank you from Dallas, Tx. Gloria

riverwalk jazz

Submitted by mous on 10/24/08 4:19pm
Did anyone happen to tape the Riverwalk show from National Public Radio the weekend before New Years Eve...? It was entitled " Fireside Concert for the New Year ". I tried their website to get a copy, but they only have a few shows on disc from a long time ago , I suspect.

These earmark dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.

Submitted by sarah p. on 10/24/08 4:15pm

Friday, October 24th

10:08PM

Dear Diary,

Uproar over amount spent on make-up artist. Find this unfair as is accepted truth that significant percentage of electorate is swayed by attractive appearance and status of VPILF. Do these men think beauty is free?

Also, apparently scientific community less than pleased over off-hand comment about funding for ridiculous little pet projects like fruit fly research in France. Stand behind comment as is well-known fact that fruit flies do not suffer from autism and therefore cannot be used by IDEA. [And, John, if you’re reading this, doncha know that Trig doesn’t suffer from autism either?]

After all, God wouldn’t have given us monkeys if He’d wanted us to experiment on fruit flies. Mentioned this to John and was told never to mention word ‘monkey’ again. Heard him mumble something about keeping “those crazy Creationists” on our side. Was insulted. Just because we look more like monkeys than fruit flies is not support for unproven theory of evolution.

Love yah!

Sarah

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin

Modeling work

Submitted by mous on 10/24/08 3:53pm
Central California internet/modeling company in search of new faces. No experience needed. Cash paid daily $100.00 an hour to start. If you are between the ages of 15 and 25 cute face and think you have what it takes to try modeling then we are the company thats willing to give you the chance. If you decide to reply you must include photos, measurements, weight, age and contact information (email or phone number). Positions open immediately so dont hesitate reply today.

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Submitted by mous on 10/24/08 2:59pm
can anyone tell me what site uses speed scripts. thanks

modeling help

Submitted by mous on 10/24/08 2:10pm
hello i'm looking to get started into modeling.please help.thanks Amber

Attack of the average Joes

Submitted by beatriz on 10/24/08 1:18pm

Friday October 24th

1:31PM

Dear Diary,

Currently touring highly volatile swing states on “Joe the Plumber Tour”. Shot down Rick for questioning title of tour; he claims “nation tired of you stuffing Joe the Plumber down throats”. Pshaw! Joe the Plumber connects with the people, as is working hero symbolic of oppression middle class will suffer at hands of Mr. Attended-Two-Ivy-League-Schools. Well—he’s symbolic at least, as Joe the Plumber actually Joe Lieberman in disguise. But that is NO excuse for media to create all sorts of lies about how Joe the Plumber’s name not actually Joe, how Joe the Plumber's complaints about Barack's tax plan invalid because he actually doesn't pay taxes, how Joe the Plumber not actually a plumber.

Desperately wish I could tell American public that Joe does not actually existâ??was in fact planted as part of complex campaign strategyâ??and subsequently expose media lies, but have feeling that strategy would backfireâ?¦

Maverick, over and out.

John

P.S. Referenced Joe the Plumber six times in this entry (now 7!) Almost up to speech quota. Gov. Palin complaining Toddâ??s drinking buddies have switched drinking keyword from â??maverickâ? to â??Joe the Plumberâ? and subsequently dropping like flies (up to 8!). Hmm you think those Joe-Six-Pack types would be able to hold their liquor...

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