Forget First Lady--all hail Queen Cindy!

Submitted by beatriz on 10/31/08 5:13pm

Friday October 31st

6:02PM

Dear Diary,

Happened across list of possible post-election alternatives for Sarah should our presidential bid not be victorious (heaven forbid!). Decided might not be such a bad idea to consider own backup options, as shock of loss would most likely force John into a home…

1) Rule as Queen of Svalbard, northernmost province of Norway

Pros: Armies of ice-creature minions ready to do bidding

Cons: Lack of feasible options for maintaining year-round sunkissed glow

2) Replace Amy Poehler on Saturday Night Live

Pros: Am told I already resemble an Amy Poehler sketch character (how flattering!); Amy at home with newborn child, as a woman should be

Cons: Sarah already likely to join cast, can’t be seen as copy-cat

3) The new Mrs. Obama

Pros: Already practiced in art of husband-stealing

Cons: Unsure if am willing to marry socialist, despite deep mutual physical attraction

4) Become international fashion-plate, a la Paris Hilton

Pros: In case of relapse, Rehab is popular thing to do these days for socialites

Cons: Rigorous shopping schedule to always be on top of latest trends…OH WAIT, did I say that was a con?! Hahaha. crack myself up.

5) Return to the mother ship

xoxo,

HRH Queen Cindy Lou

is there a certain heigth u have to be to be a fighter piolot

Submitted by airforcetalk on 10/31/08 4:50pm
is there a certain heigth u have to be to be a fighter piolot

AirTraffic controll

Submitted by airforcetalk on 10/31/08 2:52pm
Hello. I am thinking about entering the USAF into Airtraffic Controll. I was told that the washout ratio is high for the tech school. Could someone please tell me a little about this tech school. I know that it is 36 weeks...thanks

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Submitted by Anonymous on 10/31/08 2:07pm
When Catholics pray to Mary and the other saints in Heaven they are not bypassing Christ, whom they acknowledge as the sole Mediator between God and man. They are going to Christ through Mary and the other saints. They are asking Mary and other saints to intercede for them before the throne of Christ in Heaven. ``For the continual prayer of a just man availeth much.'' (James 5:16). How much more availing is the unceasing prayer of the sinless Mother of Our Lord Jesus Christ! St. Paul asked his fellow Christians to intercede for him: ``Brethren, pray for us.'' (2 Thess. 3:1). And again: ``I beseech you therefore, brethren, through our Lord Jesus Christ, and by the charity of the Holy Ghost, that you help me in your prayers for me to God...'' (Rom. 15:30). Christ must particularly approve of our going to Him through Mary, His Blessed Mother, because He chose to come to us through her. And at Cana, He performed His first miracle after a word from His Mother. (John 2:2-11). It is clear in Sacred Scripture that the saints in Heaven will intercede for us before the throne of Christ if they are petitioned in prayer (Apoc. or Rev. 8:3-4), and it is clear in the records of primitive Christianity that the first Christians eagerly sought their intercession. Wrote St. John Chrysostom in the fourth century: ``When thou perceivest that God is chastening thee, fly not to His enemies, but to His friends, the martyrs, the saints, and those who were pleasing to Him, and who have great power.'' If the saints have such power with God, how much more His own Mother.

Going to the Air Forve soon. Need some help!

Submitted by airforcetalk on 10/31/08 2:06pm
I was wanting to know if their is a web site that you can look at to find out what base you will be at for tech school. I know what field I'm going in to but I wanted to know around were I can expect to be at. Please tell me if any one knows

window doesnt roll up normally on 1993 accord LX

Submitted by mous on 10/31/08 11:23am
I have a 1993 honda accord LX(sedan)and i have a weird problem. When i roll up my passenger side front window, it seems to stick a little. When going down, there is no problem. When going up though, it appears to be a little "bumpy". All other windows roll up/down without problems. It seems to me like some spraying some kind of oil on the track might fix this, but i am not sure. Can you let me know if this will require repair, or what kind of oil to us on it. thanks!

Looking for a song...

Submitted by mous on 10/31/08 9:41am
I'm looking for a song. Does anybody know who sings it? Here are some of the lyrics: You mean, the world to me, you are my everything, when times were hard you were there to show me you care, sunshine or rain, you will be there to ease the pain, Lord, i can't forget you,no

Breyers For Sale

Submitted by Anonymous on 10/31/08 8:38am
I have aproximately 20 horses for sale. Mainly all duplicates from my collection. Please feel free to e-mail me for a for sale list. Please put in Subject line Breyers. So I don't delete your message on accident. Thanks!

Blue Blood Registered Pit pups 4 sale

Submitted by Anonymous on 10/31/08 7:26am
Hi, Just had litter 5/16/03, 6 males to choose from 4 bluefawns/w blk mask,1 white/dark brindal cowpatch, 1 white/ blue&cream brindal patch over right eye.

Lawsuit Challenging Virginia Voting System On Hold

Submitted by beatriz on 10/31/08 6:44am
http://hamptonroads.com A lawsuit filed this week by the Washington, D.C.-based Advancement Project and the state NAACP chapter, contends that Virginia is ill-prepared to handle the massive voter turnout expected on Tuesday.  The federal lawsuit filed against Virginia alleging unfair election practices may be delayed and not resolved until after Election Day. The lawsuit claimed that voting machines were unfairly distributed in localities including Norfolk and Virginia Beach.  That allocation pattern, Advancement Project officials said, could lead to long lines at the polls and disenfranchise voters, particularly those in minority communities. While concerns remain about the distribution of voting machines in predominantly black precincts, an attorney for the voter rights groups said Election Day activities will be monitored before the lawsuit moves forward.

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