My Inconvenience is Your Time-Killer at Work
- Amount of Life Likely To Be Wasted- Quite simply, this is a measure of the approximate amount of time the average net surfer will probably spend experiencing the subject of the update, whether by guilty pleasure or sick fascination.
- Likelihood to Result in Arrest in Real Life- Some things on the Internet are ridiculous but harmless. Others are only acceptable because they're not happening in meatspace. I will not be limiting this category to the laws of the United States of America.
- MCDR- This stands for "Mind Cleansing Dedication Ratio". The MCDR will measure how long and with what method to optimally wash the life-altering wrongness from one's mind after experiencing the subject of the update.
- Internet Depth by Preposition- This is going to take a little more explaining. See below.
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Xbox 360 Red-Ring-Of-Death Mish Mash Revealed
If you have not been hearing about all of this news with regards to the common dilemmas that many consumers are experiencing after purchasing the lofty and expensive Xbox 350 video gaming consoles, here is the scoop. Many people are finding that their Xbox 360 console is overheating far too quickly; the fans and the heat synch devices inside of it are not able to properly cool the system. The ending results are that thousands of consoles overheat and become inoperable, and when this happens the power button displays three red rings, most commonly known to the community as the Red Rings of Death (RROD).
Why so Many People are Suing Microsoft
This problem has been so frequent, in fact, that many consumers have banded together and have filed a recent class action lawsuit against Microsoft, demanding that they get their money back, and or a new Xbox 360 console.
The Root of the Problem
Basically, the bottom of the main motherboard in the Xbox 360 has two X-shaped metal clamps on the underside that are attached to the heat synch unit above. When the motherboard overheats, the silicon in it expands which can loosen the soldering of the graphical unit interface (GUI) and cause the red rings of death to appear, and render the Xbox 360 console useless. That is unless, of course, the consumer thought to purchase a warranty in advance, or if they wish to wait for a few months and ship their console back into Microsoft for a repair that will only delay the problem further, assuming that their console is still under warranty.