Stinkin' Phish

My earliest remembrance of even knowing about Phish came during middle school as I soon noticed that pretty much every hippie high school owned the same shirt with the same logo. And honestly, that kind of homogenization really turned me off to the idea of the band. The Dead, to me, appeared different for some reason – maybe because they seemed to exist in some ethereal past that I couldn’t quite grasp, but Phish was not to be for my listening pleasure.

It wasn’t until I began college that I heard two things that really changed my mind about Trey Anastasio and company (shocker). They were both live discs dedicated to covering an album that the band held dear. The first was the first Talking Heads record that was released in 1977. An album from the punk era covered by these folks? It turned out to be pretty enthralling – who knew. So too was Phish’s attempt to cover the Velvet Underground.

When I was first able to actually appreciate the musicianship that the band had to offer, I recall thinking, how many of their fans really wanted to hear the Velvet Underground? I didn’t have an answer then, but it kind of doesn’t matter since Phish still has one of the strongest concert draws of any band currently touring the states.

And if you’ll notice I said, “currently touring.” After an extended sabbatical where members worked with various other ensembles, including Mike Gordon’s foray into duets with Leo Kottke, Phish is slated to headline Bonnaroo this coming summer.

Over a number of years, Bonnaroo has undergone some changes: crowd swells, stricter security and stylistic shifts in music to encompass a greater swath of American culture. But the inclusion of Phish to this year’s talent-glutted roster will again assure a record breaking turn-out for the festival this coming June in Manchester, Tennessee.

If you’re still not convinced by the inclusion of just his one band, take a look at last year’s performances. The folks included on the DVD seem far removed from just the accepted perception of the festival. Come on – give it a chance.

Biological Treasure Trove: Over 1,000 New Species Discovered

More than 1,000 species have been found in Southeast Asia's Greater Mekong region's rain forests and wetlands along the Mekong River. The river flows through Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam and the southern Chinese province of Yunnan. In just the last decade, creatures unknown to man have been found, including a spider reported being as big as a dinner plate. This is the world's largest huntsman spider with a leg span of 11.8 inches. 
 
The World Wildlife Fund have also reported that they have found a rat that was once though to have been extinct over 11 million years ago as well as a cyanide-laced millipede brightly colored in pink. The millipede is called the dragon millipede and produces deadly cyanide for its self defence. This large new discovery of species has taken on the "biological treasure trove" title for the long list of these new and amazing discoveries.
 
“Who knows what else is out there waiting to be discovered, but what is clear is that there is plenty more where this came from,” said Chapman. “The scientific world is only just realizing what people here have known for centuries.”
 
In total, new species that are highlighted in the report include 519 plants, 279 fish, 88 frogs, 88 spiders, 46 lizards, 22 snakes, 15 mammals, four birds, four turtles, two salamanders and a toad. All averaged out, researchers have discovered about two undiscovered species a week over the last 10 years.
 
“It doesn’t get any better than this,” said Stuart Chapman, Director of WWF’s Greater Mekong Programme. “We thought discoveries of this scale were confined to the history books. This reaffirms the Greater Mekong’s place on the world map of conservation priorities.”
 
The Greater Mekong is known to inhabit 430 mammal species, including the Asian elephant, Irrawaddy dolphin and the Javan rhino. It is one of the last strongholds for the severely endangered Indochinese tiger. The Indochinese tiger's population has dwindled down to only an estimated 700-1,225 tigers. Vietnam has 25 species and subspecies of primates including the endangered grey-shanked douc, black-shanked douc and red-shanked douc. The Greater Mekong's high variation in geography and climatic zones supports an immense amount of biodiversity. It represents the greatest concentration on ecoregions on mainland Asia. 
 
Dating back to discoveries of new mammal species during the 1990s focused the attention of the global conservation community once again on the extraordinary diversity of the Greater Mekong. In a 50 year period of time, only one new large mammal had been discovered worldwide until three new hoofed mammals were identified in the same region of Vietnam within a short period of four years prompting interest in the area. The discovery of the saola in 1992 was a bovine living in the evergreen forests of the Annamite Mountains of Lao PDR and Vietnam. The saola and its discovery was of huge interest internationally triggering a mass series of scientific expeditions into the jungles of the region.
The WWF report, "First Contact in the Greater Mekong", said that "between 1997 and 2007, at least 1,068 have been officially described by science as being newly discovered species."

Taxes. Right.

Troubled times obviously require some sort of drastic, new thinking. But taxation usually won’t get you too many supporters as New York Gov. David Patterson is soon to find out for himself.

For the last decade, everyone on earth has been attempting to work out some new model to profit from the internet. There’s no reason not to think that way, but what Gov. Patterson is proposing might not work to his political benefit.

The 88 new tax proposals by Patterson, which includes a digital music tax, also taxes movie tickets, taxi rides, carbonated beverages, cigars, massages, wine and beer. And while that actually sounds like a fun evening out, the New York government is attempting to cut a $15.4 billion budget shortfall.

Each item is slated to be accompanied by a separate tax and the digital music tax is purportedly going to come in at 4 percent. So on an album of music, the tax might be as little as 40 cents – that depends on the length of the disc that you’re purchasing and how many tracks there are, of course

This measure doesn’t really seem too extreme, but to New Yorkers, it may seem like another slap in the face during an economic downturn. But if it serves to eliminate a state wide budget issue, why not just accept it? Of course all of this is predicated on the assumption that the new tax won’t drive more internet users to illegally acquire music thus nullifying the efforts of this tax. We’ll have to wait and see if the tax becomes law or not before we make grand speculations like that though.

NOFX @ 25

If you know NOFX, you know that they’ve been around for a while. 1983 seems like a lifetime ago and music has changed exponential in that time. Well, most music.

Punk manages to remain relatively static with various sub-genres cropping up every so often to create another niche buying market. But skate punk? Well, there’s not too much to change about that.

After the initial wave of late ‘70s and early ‘80s punk and hardcore bands in LA (think The Germs, Black Flag and The Adolescents) new groups owing a great debt to their predecessors started popping up. And while NOFX originally formed in Berkeley, they moved very soon to the south.

So now NOFX is twenty five years old. Singer, Fat Mike, runs Fat Wreck Chords and played an instrumental role in developing the Warped Tour, which now spans North America attracting thousands of fans to each event.

On the band’s website, they’ve divided up their career into several different eras in order for fans to better understand their changes and progressions.

The Three Piece Era, 1983 – 1987: Fat Mike, Smelly, Melvin The Casillas Era, 1987 – 1988: Fat Mike, Smelly, Melvin, Dave Casillas The Kidwiler Era, 1988 – 1991: Fat Mike, Smelly, Melvin, Steve Kidwiler The El Hefe Era, 1991 – Present: Fat Mike, Smelly, Melvin, El Hefe

To commemorate the amazing feat of keeping a three chord punk band around for as long as they have, NOFX is playing a series of shows with Youth Brigade to display all that’s gone on in their music over time. Former band members are slated to appear and perform songs from the era that they were members of the band. It sounds like a pretty good idea, but I’ve heard that “They’ve actually Gotten Worse Live!”

Check out the dates: 2/04/09 San Diego, CA at The House of Blues w/ Youth Brigade, Smoke or Fire 2/05/09 Los Angeles, CA at The Fonda w/ Youth Brigade, Channel 3, Sin 34 2/15/09 San Francisco, CA at Slim’s w/ Youth Brigade, Turbonegra

You pathetic spellers

These dogs are from "Dalmatia". Damnation, how can you be so ignorant of the breed's spelling!

Puppy Woes

Wednesday, December 17 9:30am Dear Diary, I thought that I would be taking care of business by getting a puppy. Clearly, that is what America wants. A First (or Second) Puppy. But of course there are always going to be those who have to stand up and make a scene to get some attention. Heck, I’ve done it myself a few times. I guess I should have seen this coming when I bought the dog from the breeder. It’s just that it’s always been a dream of mine to own a German Shepherd. Jill and I just thought we’d go up there and see the puppies. But I just couldn’t resist when I saw them. After all, I’m only human. But now I’m getting slammed by PETA and the Humane Society for not buying from an animal shelter. According to PETA Vice President, Daphna Nachminovitch, “By paying money to a dog breeder, the Bidens have in effect signed a death warrant for a loving dog at an animal shelter who would have been thrilled to home with them.” I think the death warrant comment is a little over the top. But, of course, she’s not finished. “Mr. Biden ran for office on a promise of change, but he’s missed the boat by ignoring this country’s animal overpopulation crisis.” Harsh. It just seems like I can’t win right now. I know the critics are harsh, but I feel like this is getting ridiculous. And who’s to say that I won’t get a cute cat or kitten (or two) from a shelter? My animal-adopting days certainly aren’t over. Even worse, this is yet another opportunity for the Obamas to get a one-up on me. People are coming out and saying that they expect him to “do the right thing” by adopting a dog from a shelter.  He’ll of course garner public support by adopting the “right” dog. Maybe I should come back with a couple cats from the shelter. That will win over  all the cat-lovers out there. Until next time, Joe the Veep Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Joe Biden

Get your 80s fix at 2080s Wednesdays

If you’re looking for a way to get into the groove, or perhaps stop the world and melt with the person next to you, then stop by the War Room  tonight at 9pm. This hip bar on Capitol Hill will be featuring 80s mash-ups all night long with DJs Four Color Zack and DJ Scene. Cover is free, so you know the price is right. So get your 80s fix tonight. Because just like a prayer, this place will rock you like a hurricane.

Sankta Lucia Holiday Cookies

When I was ten, a Swedish boy named Sven Sjorberg moved with his family from Sweden to New Hampshire, because his father's company had transferred his father to the N.H. office.

Sven had almost no English, and so set about learning it with a will, and the teacher provided opportunities for Sven to teach us a little about Sweden, and a little Swedish. One of the traditions I remember best was the Feast of Sankta Lucia, or Santa Lucia for Italians, Saint Lucy in English.

According to medieval legend, Lucia was the child of a fourth century Roman family, in Sicilly, during the Diocletian persecution of Christians. She took an oath of chastity, and refused to marry. Her dowry was given to the poor. The non-Christian man who had wanted to marry her, instead, denounced her as a Christian, making her life forfeit. Miraculously unable to move her or burn her, the guards stabbed and killed her, after torturing her, and, in some versions of her life, blinding her. She is said to have died on December 13.

In the old calendar, December 13th was the longest night of the year, so between the date of her death, and her blindness, and the fact that the root of Lucy is "luc," or "light," St. Lucy's feast day has strong associations with light. In Sweden, on the 13th, young girls dress in white with red ribbons, and wear crowns with lit candles, in celebration of the saint. Young boys carry a candle and wear white clothes, and hats ornamented with stars, and the children sing St. Lucia songs in a procession. Afterwards, there are special ginger cookies, pepparkakor, and saffron buns, lussekatter.

In some Swedish households, even now, the oldest girl will dress in her Sankta Lucia outfit, and carry a breakfast of hot coffee and fresh lussekatter to her parents, who have breakfast in bed. (There's something to be said for reinstating this delightful custom on the morning of the darkest day of the year).

I had enormous fun participating in the Lucia procession at a local church, all those years ago, despite being a little nervous about wearing a burning candle on a crown, given its close proximity to my very long hair. I remember too that Sven's mother brought everyone at school heart-shaped pepparkakor, all those years ago. I make them sometimes, still. If you'd like to try, here are a few recipes, and some more here for lussekatter and pepparkakor. The lussekatter can be par-baked, then removed before they are done, cooled, and frozen. The pepparkakor will keep fresh and crisp for a couple of weeks, stored in an air-tight container, but they too will keep well in the freezer. Take them out of the oven before they are quite cooked, cool and freeze them. Both pepparkakor and lussekatter can be thawed before heating them, or just pop them into a warm oven. Both are best served slightly warm.

Freddie Hubbard: Health

Easily one of my favorite fusion records of the ‘70s, In Concert displays Freddie Hubbard and Stanley Turrentine backed by Ron Carter, Herbie Hancock, Eric Gale and Jack DeJohnette. I can’t say that the two tunes, each takes up a side on the record, are drastically different or forward thinking in comparison to other such releases of the time. They’re just good. And sometimes competence goes a long way.

The line-up alone was reason enough to pick it up, but the frequent listening is as a result of the ability of Hubbard and company to hold a groove down.

Unfortunately, like a number of other aging jazz players, Hubbard has seen his fare share of illness. At the age of 70, it’s admirable that he’s still playing and releasing albums. And even if some of those efforts don’t favorably compare to his output during the ‘60s and ‘70s, no one should expect them to.

But last week, Hubbard apparently had some major problems. There was speculation that he was in a coma. A few days after that report was posted, a comment from David Weiss cleared up what had occurred. His statement is comforting in some ways, like the fact that Hubbard’s coma was induced by doctors. But the fact that that step was necessary is a little bit disconcerting. Weiss goes on to say that Hubbard “has a ways to go.”

In the least, Weiss is being realistic, but all concerned – fans included – surely wish Hubbard all the best and a speedy recovery.

raising kids

I believe that I was raised in a time when parents thought that it was good to be their child's friend. I don't think that this is such a great idea. I think that parents should be parents. Kids will make friends all through their life...but they will only have one set of parents. Its easier to be a friend than to be a strong, consistent, loving parent. What do you think??

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