Would You Eat This?

If you're thinking: My, that looks an awful lot like a penis and testicles. Well then, you're right!  That, that you are looking at on the left is a donkey penis and testicles.  There is a restaurant in Beijing that specializes in penis cuisine.  They offer a variety of animal shlongs including yak, goat, dog and sheep. According to this article from the BBC, the restaurant caters mostly to wealthy business men and Communist Party leaders who go there for the "health" benefits of the food, and because supposedly eating cock will make one more virile. So, if that Viagra isn't working and the Tantra restaurant doesn't get you all excited, try some animal dong.  It's chockful of....something.  I don't even know what to think!  I know the people in China are starving and all, but these dicks are no cheap eats.  A meal costs an average of two months’ wages for a dumpling-factory worker, approximately $500 for the rarer penises.  But hey, it'll keep you going for hours.