City Park in Mandalay, Myanmar

Aging rides, massage chairs and video games

Imagine the shabbiest, most dangerous, yet raucously fun fair you’ve ever been to. The rides are dilapidated and a bit sketchy, and all the folks visiting seem to be in a weird state of bliss compared to the state of all the entertainment. This, my friends, is exactly what you get while visiting City Park in Mandalay.

City Park is a half theme park, half actual park found near the banks of the Arrawaddy River. Locals (and possibly travelers, but I’m not going to bet on this one) can choose between a plethora of aging rides, “5D” attractions, as well as massage chairs, video games and other various attractions. Below are some pictures of the fun that could be had while visiting!

The view from the street

An aging ride

A few happy locals enjoying their day at the park

A few moments before the woman in pink got sick...

An advertisement of a 3-D haunted roller coaster

 

The most dangerous slide on earth (even without being able to see the snake living in it)

The scenery around the lake

Sims 3 fairy powers

An interesting (and pretty!) new life state in Supernatural

It's been just over a month since I installed the Supernatural expansion pack, and I am still finding new and interesting stuff to explore. I recently added my first fairy to the family, and it has been a real kick playing with her and figuring out all the cool stuff about fairies.

The most obvious characteristic of fairies is the wings. These come in a variety of colors and styles. They add a nice bit of extra flair to the game, but I find that the animations suffer from pretty bad clipping problems. For example, when my fairy is sleeping, you can see her wings poking out the bottom of the bed. But the EA developers were clever enough to make them sparkly virtual ethereal floaty-type wings, which makes it a little less weird when they stick out the back of whatever shirt you dress them in.
 
Fairies can eat, sleep, and live in a regular house no problem. But if you buy a fairy house, they can also eat, sleep and party in there. They shrink to a little dot of light (Tinkerbell style) in order to fit into the fairy house. 

Fairies all have the Green Thumb trait, gain Charisma faster than normal Sims, and have longer lifespans than normal Sims. They can also perform magic, although their magical ability is a resource that they can expend, after which you have to wait for it to build back up before you can do more magic.
 
Your magical abilities start out limited, able to perform only the simplest of tasks. But as your fairy performs more magic, their ability increases. You can monitor this via the purple bar that appears just to the left of the moon phases indicator. 
 
The bar will slowly refill over time (6 hours to refill from dead empty). You can also speed it up by zipping into the nearest fairy house to drink Pollen Punch, riding the train on a train set, or refill it instantly by drinking an Essence of Magic potion.
 
If you click on your fairy, you will have the option to give them an aura. These do what you would expect: Soothing gives you a positive moodlet, Creativity lets you level up creative skills faster, and Body & Mind lets you level up physical and mental skills faster. Pretty handy stuff!
 
 

I bet Columbus would have drilled ANWR!

Happy Columbus Day, let's drill for oil!

You all know how much I love taking a topical item - like Columbus Day earlier this week - and using it as a peg to hang my political beliefs on, just hang 'em high like a flag, like my grandpappy used to say. Now good old Christopher Columbus, he sailed the ocean blue looking for a new land full of resources to exploit, and in that spirit I believe we should combat super high gas prices by squeezing every last drop of oil out of Mother Earth.

Of course, my dirty little secret is, the higher the oil prices, the better it is for my home state of Alaska. We make our money off oil, and the more it costs, the more money we make. So much money that all the extra goes into this huge bank account, and it's so big that we can skim the interest off that account and divide it up amongst every Alaskan every year. Dividend Fund Check Time is a big party time out here, you better believe it. And the higher the price of oil, the bigger the check is. 

Basically what I'm saying is, it's a can't lose proposition for me. Either we drill for oil and I get money from that, or we don't drill for oil and I get money for high gas prices. Pretty sweet, right? 
 
Now you and I both know that Columbus didn't sail out to "seek responsible resource development opportunities." He was out to pillage the land, and everything he laid his pudgy little hands on, he sent right back to Spain. And we celebrate this man today! Because he was awesome. 
 
I think we should be more like Columbus. I mean, it worked out pretty well for him, and the Spaniards, and the United States of America. I guess it didn't work out very well for the Native Americans, but if you ask me, people are crybabies about that kind of thing. Boo hoo - you lost - get over it!
 
Speaking of winning and losing, be sure to vote for my darling Bristol in Dancing With The Stars! She is dancing her little heart out, and I want to be sure that she wins. Support Bristol and show those liberal meanies who's boss. Bristol has been getting death threats, can you believe it? I certainly would never send one myself just to amp up the publicity around her appearance on the show, no sir.
 

A weekend of yoga instructor training

What a delicious break it proved to be.

From a lusciously lazy summer, to a busy and brisk fall, my commitments, and my stress level, had been rising with the colors of the changing leaves. As a part-owner in a  small, start up gym, I’d been facing some difficult and unpleasant personnel issues. I needed a break, yet breaks are not so easy to take when running small businesses. 

I did however, have several days of yoga instructors training to look forward too. I decided to stop thinking about business issues, and get the most I could out of the training. And what a delicious break it proved to be. 

First, I’ve always felt that “yoga people” are very nice, and all the people I met this past weekend fit that stereotype. The support staff, the class instructor, and the other students, many who are currently yoga teachers, were all warm and welcoming. The experienced trainers were generous with sharing their experiences and tips. 

 

Secondly, the practices were calming. Even though there was a lot of material to learn, and we had long hours of training, followed by evenings of homework, the yoga sessions our trainer led us through helped alleviate any stress I felt. This was exactly what I needed. 

 

Thirdly, the gym membership is looking forward to the addition of yoga to our offerings. Many have practiced yoga in the past, and are supportive of me being a new trainer. The business issues are still there, yet by taking a break, and embracing a calming practice, I feel much more confident in my ability to handle whatever challenges come my way. 

 

If any of you have developed a yoga practice, please share your experiences. If you aren’t practicing yoga, are you interested in beginning?

Banned Books Week sheds light on censorship in America

Don't let the censors win!

Every day across the nation, books are being challenged and removed from public and school libraries. Why challenge a book? The people trying to enforce this censorship truly believe they are doing it for all the right reasons. For the most part, to protect the children. Protect them from dangerous ideas, dangerous thoughts, dangerous information.

But what it really boils down to is, someone complains to the library because they feel that The Hunger Games (which never mentions race, although it describes Katniss as "olive skinned" and Rue as "dark skinned") is racist. And the librarian who receives this complaint has to take it seriously.

The same goes for the people who complain that To Kill A Mockingbird is racist. Mockingbird has been one of the most challenged books throughout its decades of publication, in fact. You have to wonder about the people making these complaints. Anyone who has actually read To Kill A Mockingbird knows that it is actually the exact opposite of racist. I mean, that's the entire point of the book: fighting racism.
 
Which is better: a child who grows up never having read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, or a child who reads the book and has a frank discussion with her parents about the book's frequent use of "the N word"? I feel the same way about The Catcher in the Rye, Fahrenheit 451, and all the other great books on this list.
 
In a world where children are saturated in mass media, with its Kardashians and its violent first person shooters, it seems ridiculous to rail against books. In Cold Blood seems downright quaint compared to most crime dramas you see on television today. (And have you SEEN the internet lately?)
 
"I don't let my kid watch those shows or visit those websites," is what I imagine a book-challenging parent might say. And that is every parent's right. In fact, I encourage it; the less television kids watch, the better.
 
But here's a radical idea: why not apply that ethos to books, as well? If you don't think your child is ready to read The Autobiography of Malcolm X, then don't let them read it. Simple as that. 
 
Alas, for some reason people feel the need to go one step farther and ban it for everyone. Protect the young minds from those dangerous printed words! 
 
Like they say: the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

Professional distance races yield new records

Bank of America Chicago Marathon, World Half Marathon and U.S.10 Mile Championships

This past weekend was huge in the world of distance running. Here is a short recap from some of the larger races run around the world.

Bank of America Chicago Marathon: This was hyped as a possible World Record, or at least Course Record, attempt by a few leading East African Runners. Along with this, it was supposed to act as a litmus test for the future of Dathan Ritzenhein (Ritz) in the marathon. Both of these objectives lived up to their hype, as the course record was broken by Tsegaye Kebede of Ethipian. He ran 2:04:38, crushing Moses Mosop’s record of 2:05:37 set last year. Ritz had a career day, and lowered his PR by over two minutes to 2:07:50. He was 9th overall and the first American to finish. On the women’s side Atsede Baysa of Ethiopia bested Kenyan Rita Jeptoo to take the win in 2:22:03. Renee Metivier Baillie was the first American to finish, placing 8th in a time of 2:27:17

World Half Marathon: This race was all about Zersenay Tadese of Eritrea. He crushed the field to win in a time of 1:00:19. Ethiopian Derissa Chimsa came in second in 1:00:51. Agustus Maiyo was the first American to finish in a time of 1:02:33, placing 15thOn the women’s side, Meseret Hailu of Ethiopia won easily in a time of 1:08:55, beating countrywoman Fese Tadese by a second. Maegan Krifchin was the first finisher for the US, in 13th in a time of  1:12:29. Olympian Shalane Flanagan, who was hyped to compete for the win, bonked and placed 25th in a time of 1:14:41

U.S. 10 Mile Championships: Though one of the smaller championships in the U.S., a plethora of stars descended Minnesota to compete in the 10-miler. One of the biggest stars, Kara Goucher, coming off a decent performance in the Olympic Marathon, headlined the women’s field. When all was said and done, though, Janet Cherobon-Bawcom ended up besting Goucher by 13 seconds to defend her title from the year prior. Her time was 53:43. On the men’s side, last year’s champion Mo Trafeh also defended his title as well. He duked it out at the beginning with Ben True of Portland, but broke from the pack to win in a time of 46:56 to True’s 47:19. Mercurial star Alan Webb placed 29th in a time of 49:23, while Chris Solinksy, who is recovering from a huge hamstring injury, placed 36th in 51:05.

Don't be the asshole in the dorm

Respect quiet hours, don't hook up, don't smoke and don't make a mess!

It’s 3 a.m. and unfortunately I’ve been awoken from my slumber. Oh wait, it’s not 3 a.m., it’s the next morning, but that is the hour I was awoken by the A-holes in my hostel who decided to come back and turn on the lights, try to hook up, then try and roll joints and watch TV until I so graciously told them to shut the fuck up and go to the common room.

If you are traveling on a budget, you will inevitably stay in a dorm room. This can be a great experience. You can meet good people, stay in a cool environment and save a good chunk of money. On the flip side, occurrences such as the one mentioned above can sometimes happen. This doesn’t have to be the case, though, as long as you do your dandiest not to be the asshole in the dorm room. Here are some tips on how to avoid it.

Respect quiet hours: You remember the last time you stayed in a dorm room? College? Just like college, dorms abroad have quiet hours. This doesn’t mean you can’t come in whenever you please, but it does mean when you come in late, make as little noise as possible and only come back to the room when you are ready to sleep.

Don’t hook up: That simple; don’t do it. If you meet someone, cough up the money for an individual room or else become resourceful and find a nice secluded place not in a shared, full dorm room.

Don’t smoke in the room: While traveling you find out fast many backpackers smoke. That’s all fine and dandy, but not everyone does, nor wants to be awoken by you chain-smoking right next to their head. Don’t be lazy or a dick. Walk downstairs, outside, etc. especially when people are sleeping.

Don’t be messy: Like all people to share advice, I’m a huge hypocrite. I am quite messy, and while I try to stay in individual rooms as much as possible, sometimes I can’t afford them. With that being said, for those of you like me, don’t be that kid in the dorm. Keep your stuff in your own little corner, not everywhere. It’s not your room; it’s a shard place to rest your head.

This isn’t all encompassing by any means. Please, while staying in a dorm, respect the people around you. Not everyone is a night owl or a morning person. Don’t be that guy/girl who acts like they’ve never shared anything with anyone before. 

Street Cred

Six rings does bring it.

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Q.  What do you think of the M's decision to fire Chambliss?

A.  There are SSI posts that know what they're talking about.  Below that, you have SSI posts that are mostly guessing.  Below that, you have complete and utter baloney.  50 yards below that, you have this post.

 

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Chris Chambliss?  For our purposes, suffice it to say that there are a whale of a lot of guys who are in ML clubhouses because they add street cred.  The "presence" of a Chris Chambliss type of person, looking eye to eye, is immense.  

You've heard about Tim Johnson, who became a MLB(TM) manager because of, literally because of, stories he could tell about Viet Nam.  Both to his players, and to his superiors, making hiring decisions.  Well, Chris Chambliss can tell stories:  stories about Catfish and Ron Guidry and Sparky Lyle, about Billy Martin, about how the Yankees recovered from Thurman's death, about how he won the Yankees that one Series, or was it that other one?, and in Chambliss' case those stories UNDERstate his experiences.

The Mariners have always been particularly susceptible to having people around because of their auras, such as with their Silva-Washburn-Batista-etc rotation. Five MLB(TM) starters, man, and that March, the people in the M's org who had NOT played baseball were practically giggling.  About the auras.   (Contrast Billy Beane's level of concern about having MLB(TM) street cred in camp.)

I'm not saying there's no place for street cred in the game.  You've read SSI; you know that we respect accomplishment, respect intuition, respect a place in the game fairly earned.  But it's also good to be aware of the fact that Hisashi Iwakuma was frozen out in 2012 because MLB(TM) union vets presumed that he was a wussy.

So when the Mariners bring in a hitting coach with six rings, my default assumption is that he's there for his aura.  That's just an assumption, of course.  It seems to take a lot to get a 26-year-old MLB(TM) ballplayer to listen to anybody who doesn't play any more.  Six rings constitutes --- > "a lot."  

But if you can bring in a coach who is actually very expert at what he does, who lacks Tim Johnson's street cred, but who can actually fix a hitter with rubber bands and stuff... well,t he question is whether the MLB(TM) players will deign to listen to him despite the fact that he doesn't himself play the game.  If so, great.

I don't know how good Chambliss was or wasn't technically.  I have my assumption.  The Mariners just made a public statement -- the dismissal -- that would seem to corroborate my assumption.  If the players would deign to listen to the new guy, I'm sure he could help.  Probably Zduriencik figures, the guy has had a pretty good working relationship with them now as a hanger-on, so we'll see how it goes for him when they hit their slumps next May.

Bill James has said, players get far too much coaching as it is.  They need to be left alone to hit.  In principle, bringing in a guy with a soft voice is probably a good idea.

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Is LeAnn Rimes having yet another meltdown?

Singer cancels first show of new tour because of dental problems.

LeAnn Rimes might just be the biggest drama queen ever, or at least in the running for the title. Just months ago, Rimes was embroiled in a huge Twitter fight with a fan -- one that led, ultimately, to a stint in rehab for stress problems. Now a supposed dental emergency has sidelined her first planned show since the meltdown.

This all begs the question: Is LeAnn Rimes still off the rails? Is she having another (very public) meltdown?LeAnn Rimes has a gorgeous voice. No one can dispute that, even if you're not a country music fan. The woman is seriously gifted. Unfortunately, she's also gifted with the ability to stir up trouble virtually wherever she goes. The latest drama involves LeAnn rescheduling the first show in her planned tour because of a "massive infection." Apparently it's dental-related.

Ouch, right? Anyone who's ever faced a dental emergency knows: It can be excruciatingly painful. Things can go from bad to worse so quickly, you're in the ER begging for pain pills before you know it. That's apparently exactly what happened to LeAnn Rimes over the weekend.

LeAnn issued an apology to her fans, explaining the situation and stressing that the Friday night show in Wendover, Nevada, "will be rescheduled." She later wrote that she was recovering well, despite the trauma, adding that the "...last 10 months of pain are hard for me to wrap my head around."

Wait, what?! Yes, dental problems and infections are extremely serious and could certainly sideline anyone at any time, including LeAnn Rimes. But does she mean she's been dealing with the same dental problem for 10 months?! If so, girlfriend really needs to find a new dentist. It's a bit of a stretch to believe that a problem this major went on for so long. LeAnn's a big-time celebrity: She probably has big-time specialists, right?

All of this brings me to the possibility that LeAnn Rimes is still having some anxiety and stress problems. She isn't ready, just yet, to face an audience in a live show. It's just a theory. What do you think?
 

Jimmy Page speaks out about Led Zeppelin reunion tour rumors

Don't hold your breath, fans.

Well, shoot: Led Zeppelin fans, I'm sorry to break this news, but I don't think the rumored tour is ever going to happen. I know many of us got super excited when Zeppelin put that big countdown clock on their Facebook page a few weeks ago, but it was just to promote the new Celebration Day DVD -- not a tour. At least, that's the way things look right now.

Word that a Led Zeppelin reunion tour probably isn't going to happen came from none other than founding member Jimmy Page. I'd say he qualifies as a credible source, don't you?For now, it looks very much like all of us will have to make due with the new live concert DVD Celebration Day for our Led Zeppelin fix. It comes out next month, so that's something, right? I have no doubt it will be amazing. Footage, by the way, is all from Zeppelin's 2007 reunion concert at the O2 Arena in London. I now believe that's as close as we'll get to another live show. Yes, the founding band mates have joined forces to promote Celebration Day, but that doesn't mean they'll be walking on stage again together anytime soon.

Jimmy Page laid it all out in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, saying, "I think if there had been any more concerts to be done, we'd already be talking about them. So I don't see it."

So there you go, fans. It really doesn't get more clear than that, unfortunately. I am thankful, though, that as fans of one of the world's greatest rock bands ever, we will have a great DVD of their reunion show to watch for years to come.

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