The evils of word count

How do you know if you’re making good time or your novel is long enough?

I am currently in the process of writing my first novel and so many things are new to me.  There’s quite a difference between putting together a short story here and there and making the commitment to drop tens-of-thousands of word onto the digital page.  In fact, aside from the placement of one word in front of the next, I walked into this thing completely in the dark.  So when I decided I wanted to see if I was making good progress or not, I hopped on the Internet to see what it could tell me.  The answers, as it turns out, were not so simple.

I decided to check both daily word counts and the overall word count that my novel was shaping up to hit.  At the time, I was writing somewhere in the neighborhood of 3000-4000 words each time I managed to sit down and pay attention to my work.  Still, I felt like I wasn’t making any progress.  One chapter a day out of what my outline said was going to be a 50 chapter novel just didn’t feel fast enough, especially considering the fact that I don’t get more than a few days out of the week to work on it.  Given my outline and the progress made so far, it looked like the end product was going to be around 160,000 words or more in total.

So were these good numbers?  Was I making good time and was I aiming for a solid goal for a first-time novel?  If you listen to the Internet, the answer is yes and no.

Many of the suggestions I read said that 2000 was a good number of words to aim for daily.  For me, that isn’t enough.  If I don’t write at least five or six hours in one sitting and complete a chapter (whether it be a 2500 word chapter or a 4000 word chapter), I am not satisfied with my progress.  Then I read some counts from some legendary word-count producers of the past, people that were turning out 15,000 words a day on average.  Well, why can’t I be like that?

When I looked at the overall total, I found that the recommended total word count for a new novel was between 80,000 and 120,000 and that if you put the numbers too much over that then the chances of being rejected were increased.  To make matters more complicated, many of the authors I read are of the fantasy genre and most of them seem to have first novels that defy these recommended norms.  So is putting together a novel of 160,000 words a bad idea?

I still don’t have the answer to these questions, no matter how much I’ve pondered them.  The only thing I could come up with is that I like to write in large bursts and I have a lot to say.  Maybe more will come out in editing and I will whittle my book down to 120,000 words and thus stay within that “safety zone.”  Or maybe not.

I think my point in relating all this is just to let other writers know that the world of novel writing is hard to define with strict sets of numbers.  You can make big novels and be successful and you can write as little or as much as you need in order to feel productive.  The answers out there might be good guidelines, but should by no means be barriers to your creative process.

Pamukkale - The Cotton Castle

One of Turkey’s natural wonders, melded with the ruins of the past

Pamukkale, or the Cotton Castle as it translates in Turkish, is an interesting and surreal bit of landscape located in the city of Denizli, Turkey.  It is, essentially, a series of terraced hot springs that have been coated in layers of calcium carbonate over the years.  This layering has left many strange and fantastical formations, giving the Cotton Castle a look that seems almost other-worldly.  To make things even more interesting, this location once held an ancient city and many of the ruins of that city have become covered in calcium carbonate as well, merging them in the landscape.

There are 17 total hot springs at Pamukkale of varying temperatures and all are open to visitors who wish to come and bathe in them (no shoes allowed, however).  The city that once rested here was called Hierapolis, an ancient Greek settlement.  Those coming to enjoy the hot springs can take a tour around the ruins, making it an even more exciting destination.

And, of course, with the strange appearance of the land comes the legends.  Many believe that the springs have mystical healing properties and can help with curing eye and skin diseases as well as promoting good heart health.  There have even been some medical studies to confirm this, although the exact reasons for any sort of health benefits are likely due to the hot water and the minerals and not some mystical source.

If you wish to explore one of the most weird and wonderful places in the world, 

Pamukkale is a place that must be visited at least once.  Taking a soak in the warm water, surrounded by features that would rival any artists painting, is truly an experience that can not be replicated simply by looking at pictures.

‘Django Unchained’ gets the angry words

More overreactive people screaming bloody murder about Tarantino’s latest flick

Quentin Tarantino’s latest movie, Django Unchained, has in its short time of release, already been gathering a fair degree of criticism.  Set during the time of slavery, it involves some material that many don’t think appropriate, including a rather prodigious use of the so-called “N-word”.  Despite most people enjoying the film (including many who would have cause to be upset if it was blatantly racist), still people persist in voicing their disapproval.  And now the whole affair is getting even more attention and protest following the release of some Django Unchained movie-themed collectable action figures.

First and foremost, the movie has more than its fair share of racial slurs, but it is in context.  I think what some people fail to realize is that if the movie were historically accurate, it would be even worse, so what’s the issue here?  If it’s natural to the story, the demonstration of racism is not necessarily racism simply by association.  Learn to make the distinction folks.

Secondly, the action figures are not for kids.  I repeat - not for kids.  These “toys” are the types of items that people generally buy and never even take out of the package.  If your kids are screaming for you to buy them a Django Unchained collectable figure, then that probably means you let them see the film.  If they’re eight years old, then that probably means you should reassess your parenting skills rather than complaining about the aftermath.  It blows my mind that people honestly believe that kids are going to buy these things and then spend their play time reenacting scenes of slavery.  But even Al Sharpton has stepped up and made the claim that the figures were made to appeal to children.  Of course, I’ve never known Sharpton to be too sharp when it comes to common sense issues.

To sum up, people need to chill out.  Sit back, take a breath and ask yourself a simple question - am I thinking rationally?  If the answer is no, then you should probably take a few days to think the issue through instead of just yelling loudly in a reactionary fashion.  Just because an issue is sensitive doesn’t mean it can’t be approached in an entertaining manner and leave us all a bit better for having had it placed squarely in our field of vision.

‘Elder Scrolls Online’ is coming

As if ‘Skyrim’ wasn’t stealing enough of my soul, they want the whole thing.

It has been in the works for five years now, the almighty greatness that is to become Elder Scrolls Online.  Normally, I’m not a fan of the MMO.  They tend to take way too much time and there’s never any ending to the damn things, so it feels like I’m getting nowhere.  But after recently getting addicted to Skyrim, I’m thinking that this new game may truly be the end of all my spare time.

They’re keeping much of it under wraps, but from what I’ve managed to discover, the setting will range across many areas of the Elder Scrolls world that have appeared throughout the games.  A grand apocalyptic event sets the stage and players get to join up with one of three factions vying for control of the land while at the same time fighting back the evil undead hordes of Molag Bal.

The highlights (at least what they’ve shown us thus far) involve massive three-way PvP battles between the factions.  Hundreds of players will be supported at the same time, making for some huge and epic fights.  Factions can seize and maintain strongholds and cities, gather resources for their cause and even lay down with some serious siege action.  All-in-all, from the description it sounds like an MMO with some territorial strategy game thrown in.  Since strategy games are my main fare, I’m even more excited about this game.

If they do anything with it like they managed with Skyrim, it should be truly amazing.  I will likely be stuck on my computer until 6 a.m. every day, farming resources, trying to level up and throwing flaming rocks at cities whenever possible.  Even not knowing everything about the gameplay, I really can’t wait to see what Elder Scrolls Online has to offer.  I imagine I’d better pay up on my rent for at least three months though, since I won’t be getting much of anything else done during that time.

Sorry, no release date as of yet other than 2013, so you’ll have to keep an eye out for more information on that front.

Son of Tolkien not a fan of Peter Jackson’s interpretation

Was the heart and soul removed from ‘Lord of the Rings?’

Peter Jackson has made of himself a worldwide name bringing to the masses the trilogy adaptation that was The Lord of the Rings.  Now, as he moves on to The Hobbit, his fans are looking forward to see what he brings to the table this time.  But as it turns out, one of the people who should matter the most, none other than the son of scribe J.R.R. Tolkien, isn’t such a big fan of Jackson’s work.  In fact, Christopher Tolkien has had some pretty nasty things to say about the way his father’s books were changed by the Hollywood paradigm.

The underlying belief has always been that the Tolkien estate wasn’t too excited with the movies.  Using the legacy of Tolkien to rake in piles of cash is just the way Hollywood works, regardless of the perceived sacredness of the project.  But in Christopher Tolkien’s own words, he says that “They eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25…”  Wow, pretty harsh, but is it an altogether false statement?  He went on further to talk about how the philosophical content of his father’s original work was stripped bare and the serious nature of the books completely ignored.

Personally, I’ve only ever given the trilogy a single read (there’s very few books I’ll pick up a second time), and though I enjoyed the films, I wouldn’t consider them to be the best movies in the world when it comes to presenting a serious storyline.  It’s epic fantasy on the screen and the subtlety of Tolkien’s work definitely suffers due to the transition.  But there’s another side to this, one that concerns the massively elevated sales of Tolkien’s books following the release of the first in the LotR trilogy.

According to the stats, books sales went up by a ridiculous 1000 percent in the UK alone!  If the movie is causing people to go out and purchase and read the books, isn’t this a good thing?  Is Christopher Tolkien failing to see the big picture?

Tolkien was an amazing writer and many will walk away from reading his books with new insights.  But in an age where books are becoming less and less the national pastime, replaced by exploding movies and exploding video games, any way to entice readers to go back and explore the origins of Lord of the Rings is a good thing in my opinion.

Each incarnation is simply another story, not quite the same as the original but possessing its own merits.  I don’t feel that Lord of the Rings is any different, regardless of its amazing popularity.  And though the films may not end up being the classics that the books are, they will be watched and loved.  J.R.R. Tolkien’s original stories will now and forever remain at the heart of matters and those who take the time to go back and read them will understand why, even if it was a movie that motivated them to do so.

Deodorant company sending people into space

A contest like no other; get a chance to take a ride on a space ship.

So you want to go to space but have no chance in hell of ever being able to afford it?  Well, do not despair, for one company, in an effort to massively boost their sales, is holding a contest where twenty-two lucky winners will be able to jump onboard a shuttle and take a ride into sub-orbit.  The company is AXE - the guys who make deodorant or body spray or something like that.  What they make is unimportant, of course, since it matters little what you smell like when you’re in freakin’ space.

They’re calling it the AXE Apollo Space Academy and, should you end up a winner, you’ll take a ride as the second on a two-man, sub-orbital craft built by XCOR Aerospace and driven by the folks at Space Expedition Curacao.  Considering that the normal price-tag of one of these journeys runs about $100,000, it’s a nice way to save some cash if you happen to be one of the lucky ones.

But luck isn’t’ everything when it comes to securing your place.  In order to win the contest, contestants must write an essay explaining why they happen to be the best people to take the flight.  From there, people will vote online to determine the best essays.  The chosen ones will take a trip to AXE Global Space Camp where a series of competitive events will weed out the best twenty-two.  The final winners will train for three days and then, when the tourism company begins sending its ships up in 2014, take their ride.

But the deadline fast approaches for this little venture.  If you want to take a shot at the free ticket, you’ve got to submit your entry by February 3rd.  Of course, don’t hold your breath on winning.  Even if you write the best essay in the world, you’ll likely be competing against a million or so other people.  Still, it might be a worth a try considering the sheer awesomeness of the prize.

Archaeology’s new tool: Bone-sniffing dogs

Training dogs to find hundreds-of-years-old bones.

Over the years, canines have been used in a wide variety of scientific endeavors.  Animal and plant conservationists have long been using these furry critters in their own work due to the dog’s superior sense of smell being able to root out rare or desired species.  Now, one ambitious dog trainer from Australia is looking to train them to a new purpose, one that involves digging up old history.  Or old bones, to be exact.

The first in this new line of sniffers goes by the name of Migaloo and so far her training has been a resounding success.  She’s able to find bones hundreds of years old, despite there being no distinct scent to them that we know of.  Migaloo was focused to be able to pick up the scent of bones by tempting her with her ball, which is, apparently, her most favorite thing in the world. 

After the initial months of training, her skills were put to the test using old Aboriginal bones taken from a museum and buried.  Though it may seem a bit odd to be snatching bones from a museum, the end result is well worth the initial investment.  So far, if Migaloo comes within 10 feet of a bone, she can sniff it out.  She’s managed to pinpoint the location of a 600-year-old burial ground among other things.

The next step, says the trainer, is to see if they can get her to be able to sniff out other archaeological remains, such as pottery or fossils.  Considering that pottery makes up the vast majority of archaeological finds, this could be a priceless boon to history hunters worldwide.  More dogs will be trained to do the same thing and eventually they may end up as common elements in the search for remains of the past.

If this program proves to be as successful as it first promises to be, it could greatly reduce the workload of archaeologists, removing the need for a lot of blind digging.  This could consequently create a rapid rise in the number of burial sites discovered and, if they can be trained to seek out other things, a rise in the number of known sites in general.  I personally find it amazing that we can use something as simple as a dog and get as many results as we do from our advanced technology.  I guess the old tried-and-true methods of detection still hold weight even in today’s world.

Researchers use underwater robots to listen to whales

New technology may be a great breakthrough in helping to find and preserve endangered whales.

In the latest bit of cool technology news, the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution (WHOI) sent two research robots underwater to listen to some whale songs in the Gulf of Maine.  They had long suspected that they area was being used by whales as a breeding ground during the winter but until now had little proof.  The end result was a record of whale songs coming from nine endangered North Atlantic right whales, in addition to several songs from more common whales.

Listening to and recording the songs were but one part of the robots’ duties, however.  They were also looking at the particulars of the water in the gulf, trying to figure out exactly why these species would be using the area for mating.  And everything was a success thanks to the wonders of modern robotics.

In addition to getting a chance to experience something that might have otherwise gone unheard, the use of these robots allows us to gain a new awareness of the habits of these creatures.  By understanding where they are and why, conservationists are better able to put together plans to help manage and protect them.  Now that it’s known for sure that the right whales are mating near the gulf, guidelines can be put in place to keep them out of harm’s way.

Once again, technology proves a great help when it comes to being able to correct some of the damage that human beings have inflicted on animal populations.  Our ability to study whales has been greatly increased and an important tool is now available to help return their numbers to proper levels.  Who knows what else these robots could help with, given their superior detection skills?

Chinese newspapers fighting censorship

The first step on a long road to freedom of speech?

In a bit of encouraging news coming out of China (for once), an important newspaper in the country made an attempt to protest the government putting its fingers into the publication and censoring its content.  China isn’t known for being accommodating when it comes to letting their media sources say exactly what they want and this particular case involved the newspaper attempting to run an editorial during their New Year’s addition.  The government censors apparently didn’t like what they had to say and so rewrote the editorial to give praise to the glories of the Chinese Communist Party.

The newspaper, in response, voiced their outrage and protested the interference in their operation.  Better yet, what started as a general protest expanded into a call for reforms across the entirety of the country.  Tons of support reached the paper via microblogs and academics writing in letters.  Angry people began to gather outside the paper to make their disapproval of government censors known.

Unfortunately, the end result was much less than hoped for.  The newspaper compromised with the censors and did at least manage to get the government to put a halt on their power to actively edit stories.  They do, however, retain the power to punish offenders if stories do not agree with their view of what should or shouldn’t be published.  They also attempted to combat the unease that the paper started by setting out on a propaganda campaign that put the blame for the protest on foreign influence.

While it may seem like a small and to some an inconsequential victory, it shows that the Chinese people are getting sick of the government interfering in their information flow.  The more people who are willing to step up and complain about the censorship, the more the government will be forced to realize that their attempts to keep people ignorant, and thus compliant, are having the opposite effect.  While the paper’s protests may be little more than symbolic at this point, they will hopefully be the first of many and the combined effort of many may end in the reforms that the Chinese people truly want.  Or at least I choose to be optimistic on the subject.

Phoenix Police shoot man in front of his son

Was using bullets the last resort, or simply the quickest?

Yet another case of potential abuse of power by the police has come to light, this time in Phoenix, Arizona.  According to news sources, a man tried to flee from the police, leading them on a merry chase all the way back to his home.  Finally, he ended up running into a fence and when he tried to take off again it happened to be in the direction of some police officers.  The officers, fearing for their lives, shot at the car and killed the man.  What’s really been making this story a headline, however, is the fact that the man’s five-year-old son happened to be in the car with him.

After the initial crash, the man tried to back up, heading in the direction of one officer.  He fired a shot but didn’t hit the driver.  When the car changed direction it was toward more officers, who then let loose with a volley of bullets.  The law states that a car can be considered a deadly weapon and that officers have the right to fire should they feel their lives are in danger.

Though I have to wonder… If the guy ran into a fence and the officers had enough time to park their cars, get out and then almost get run over, why didn’t they run up to the car and drag the guy out forcibly?  Or why not position their cars so that he couldn’t get away without trying to go through them?  Perhaps they could have shot the tires of the car, or is that just a Hollywood gimmick?  Whatever the options available, there had to be something more than just filling the car full of bullets.  Hell, even continuing the chase until the guy ran out of gas seems the better option than taking his life.

The main reason this one has been making the rounds on the news is because of the five-year-old in the passenger’s seat.  If the officers had fired a few more bullets or their aim been a bit off, the boy’s death could have ended up as a highlight of the news as well.  As it stands, he’ll certainly be scarred for life having had to watch his father get shot to death a few feet away from him.

Some would say that the officers were in fear for their lives, but I think this a flimsy excuse.  Being an officer of the law means risking your life, even to the point of possibly being hit by a car in an effort to not kill someone.  When bullets become an easy fix to a situation, the integrity of the police force is failing.  Putting rounds into a drunk driver because he runs is far from responsible police behavior.  Hopefully, the Phoenix Police Department will take this seriously and try to correct this problem to save lives in the future.

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