Respect quiet hours, don't hook up, don't smoke and don't make a mess!
It’s 3 a.m. and unfortunately I’ve been awoken from my slumber. Oh wait, it’s not 3 a.m., it’s the next morning, but that is the hour I was awoken by the A-holes in my hostel who decided to come back and turn on the lights, try to hook up, then try and roll joints and watch TV until I so graciously told them to shut the fuck up and go to the common room.