Let’s make one thing straight; riding in helicopters is by far the coolest form of transportation. You know who rides in helicopters? The President of the United States rides in helicopters. European soccer players probably ride in helicopters. James Bond film villains ride in helicopters. This is just a small list of the lucky people who get the chance to quote the Governator and yell something about getting back to a chopper.
I’ve begun to weigh my options, and it seems there are only two ways this will happen. Option one: get rich! To follow through this option I will first have to either further my education, leading to years of paying off loans, while simultaneously working my up the corporate ladder, or else find some under the table, nitty gritty, get-rich-quick jobs.