My haircut in Myanmar

A trim at an all-female salon

This one time I traveled to Myanmar. At the same time that I traveled to Myanmar, my hair decided to grow to a length that I no longer found acceptable for my own personal enjoyment. With that being the situation I found myself in, I went on a mission to find the most acceptable barber for $2 in the town of Bhamo.

As I wandered the streets, my search was between two rival barbers. After inspecting both shops, I decided to go with the female barber, with all female assistants, due to cleanliness of the salon. My decision was cemented as they offered me a scalp massage with my shampooing before the cut.

As I lay in the massage chair, feeling the cool water caress my head in the oppressive heat, the hands of the stylist’s assistant rubbed my scalp gently. This went on for a few moments, but as time passed, the intensity of massage increased. I’ve known Southeast Asian massages to be a bit less soothing than those in the states, but by the end of the massage, I literally had the assistant punching me in the head. Maybe this was just her way to get a free shot at a foreigner…

After the entertaining massage, my hair cut began. It was curious from the beginning, though, as I realized my stylist failed to have electric clippers. As she used her stylist’s scissors on my hair, I looked around the salon realizing there were only pictures of women. Myanmar is a society where men and women don’t interact much beyond marriage, and I realized mid-cut that I had chosen the all women’s salon. I tried to hide my embarrassment the rest of the time, and quickly paid and bolted as the last strand of hair hit the floor.

Sign and Trade

Dr. D missed the memo

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This week, the Angels have been shopping Dan Haren and Ervin Santana.  They have (had) one-year club options on both, and didn't want to use either one this year at that money.  So they grabbed a megaphone and said "HEY EVERYBODY!  WHO WANTS TO GIVE US SOMETHING FOR ONE YEAR OF DAN HAREN OR ERVIN SANTANA?  ANY REASONABLE OFFER ACCEPTED!"

The Royals finally held up a hand, about halfway into the air, and gave Brandon Sisk.  He's a career minor league lefty with a mediocre fastball, 88-92 MPH, that he says is his key pitch ... yet he fans 9 men per game in AAA.  You could (very) loosely compare him to Lucas Luetge 2011, as far as value is concerned.  Luetge would be higher.

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1.  I was kinda thinkin' about this all week, because I didn't remember this situation ever coming up before, the sign and trade.  Could be I just hadn't noticed.  Is this a common thing, this sign-and-trade coming out of a team option year?  Why wouldn't you do it with every option that was theoretically in favor of the club, but which didn't fit its needs going into that season?

You'd think this would be one of the most common transactions in baseball, because there are always situations where you can't use the player but somebody else can.  Don't recall any at all, though.  All you would need, to make this work, would be:

  • The club-option year is one in which the player is theoretically underpaid
  • You have internal options that you prefer

Club-option years, for players under 33 or so, should be club-favorable once you get there.  You'd think that many club-option situations would lead to sign-and-trades.  

Is this something new in baseball, where clubs have decided they don't care whether they tick players off?  The Mariners have one player coming into that situation after this year:  Franklin Gutierrez has a $500,000 buyout next year or a $7.5M salary at the Mariners' option.  If he produces 2-3 WAR this season he's a perfect sign-and-trade.  How good do you have to be, to be a CF worth $7M?  Not very.  And the M's will probably have better options than him next winter.

Sign and Trade alert?

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2.  Dan Haren would be a good fit for the Mariners, at one year and $15M - he could in theory be an alternative that 4/$40 Jackson slot in 13's idea.

I thought for sure I'd done a POTD series on Haren, but there are none in the archives.  Am I spacing out?

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3.  Not in terms of style, but in terms of value, Ervin Santana is comparable to Jason Vargas:

  2010 WAR 2011 WAR 2012 WAR Remarks
Santana 2.2 2.9 -0.9 Down years occur due to Gopheritis; is trending down at the moment; VERY durable
Vargas 2.4 2.1 0.8 Down years occur due to Gopheritis; is trending down at the moment; VERY durable

The Santana deal gives us interesting feedback as to Jason Vargas' value.  Baseball looked at Santana and said "MMMMmmmMMmmmmmehhhh .... oh all right, we'll give you $12M for one year of Santana, with the inside track to re-sign him if he trends up."

This would appear to confirm SSI's year-long conviction that Vargas is, objectively speaking, worth about $8-10M in salary.  Being average, durable, and established in the league has that value.  Some pitchers got only 2/$10M type offers last winter, but contract offers are about confidence in the future, not about calculations of past performance.  Jason Vargas?  Confidence in him will be reasonable, SSI predicts.  He's a solid guy, an $8-10M per year starting pitcher.

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4.  Dr. D would be trying desperately to deal Jason Vargas away from those LF fences casting their angry shadows over the shortstop's jersey.  In June, Vargas could be a DFA, if the park effects go North.  Well, you know what we mean.  And in that TV interview after the news about the fences, he looked like a man going to the gallows.  There was a numb, slumped-shoulder zombie countenance that we'd seen somewhere before ... oh yeah!  Like Tom Cruise in Top Gun sitting at the bar with ice water.  

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5.  It's possible that this move - coming from the SuperChintz Royals - is a harbinger of inflation.  Excellent catch by Dave Cameron to see the intersection between the Royals' grab of a pricey rental and the $28M per year that the Royals get from the industry's new TV contract.

If WAR is going to run $6-7M per win, rather than $4-5M, then certainly a businessman has to anticipate that.  If prices are going up by 30-40% over the next two years, then you have to pay 15-20% when you get the chance.  Twenty, twenty-five percent of ten million, pretty soon you're talking real money.

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I thought no way, Jo ZAY that anybody would go for Santana.  I thought fo SHO teams would line up on Dan Haren for a rental.  Would like to see the M's do so - along with an appropriate hike of team salary over the 2013-15 projecteds.

 

26.2 or bust!

Mayor Bloomberg keeps NYC Marathon scheduled for this Sunday

This Sunday marks the running of the 2012 New York City Marathon. Though NYC has been devastated by Hurricane Sandy, Mayor Bloomberg has decided to keep the date as planned, instead of cancelling the race.

He is quoted in USA today stating that, “There are an awful lot of small business that depend on these people. We have to have an economy.” This comes as some surprise to sports fans, as the grand opening of the new Barclays arena, which was set to host the season opener for the New York Knicks and new comers Brooklyn nets, was postponed for a later date this past Thursday.

Not all New York residents are entirely sold on the idea of having 47,000 runners hit the streets this weekend. There is now a Facebook paged entitled, “Cancel the 2012 NYC Marathon,” and a world of criticisms being thrown around in the Twittersphere. 

The president of the Staten Island Borough, James Molinaro, opposed the NYC Marathon in the NY Times saying, “ My God. What we have here is terrible, a disaster. If they want to race, let them race with themselves. This is no time for a parade."

While there is much opposition, the event organizers are seeing the race as a way for NYC to move on from an unfortunate natural disaster. New York Road Runner CEO and Race Director Mary Wittenberg believes the race has a bigger impact than just sport, saying to USA Today, “Once again it never seems more true than this year, as was the case after 9/11. Our whole focus now is on delivering an event that can aid in New York’s recovery."

She also went on to say that, “The marathon really epitomizes the spirit of New York City, the vitality, the tenacity, the determination of New Yorkers and now our every effort is to once again tell the world that...New York City, as the may would say, is open for business.”

Though the race may be some what controversial, there is no lack of abundance of elite runners. The men’s field is headlined by a slew of Kenyans, most notably Wilson Kipsang, Moses Mosop and Martin Lel, as well as American Olympian, and former NYC Marathon Champ, Meb Keflezighi. The women’s field consists of Tiki Gelana, Edna Kiplagat, and up and coming American distance star Kim Smith. Tune in to NBC this weekend for all your Marathon needs, and enjoy the great distance action!

On alien life and space colonies

We will know more as time goes by and we must continue to learn...

Star light is forever

The light that stars have emitted is still around in the universe. This forms a cosmic 'fog' that can be utilized by astronomers to determine the space between stars. These types of things make me wonder if we could make use of this light to do the extraordinary think powering time-travel machines.

Jupiter's significance and the importance of an asteroid belt

The asteroid belt was key in the formation of life on the early Earth. Asteroids are often thought of as harbingers of danger and this is rightly so. On the other hand, they bring with them the building blocks of life when they impact a planet like ours.

I know that we have only identified a few alien solar systems in what seems to be a sea of them, but in this small number of alien systems there is only a small minority that have an asteroid belt.

Layman's views on space exploration: A sky diver's ironic views

Talking about extraterrestrial life and space colonization, here was a rather paradoxical view by Felix Baumgartner. He basically wants us to spend our tax dollars on Earth rather than wasted trips to the Red Planet. But the whole point of a space colony is to safeguard the human race from any trouble that may occur here on Earth and the problem that we face with the depletion of resources.

It is the time to be ambitious rather than pessimistic. If Columbus was a pessimist, then he would have had the attitude of why try to go across a big ocean to get to Asia?

The Vikram Pandit resignation: The truth

Pandit was blindsided.

One of the big news events coming out of banking and finance was the resignation of the academic hedge fund guy Vikram Pandit who was leading a global consumer bank. Transparency and openness to shareholders is something that Wall Street firms are not accused of. The Vikram Pandit 'resignation' just goes to show how the truth is kept from the public. The good thing is that it has actually come out on in this case.

There have been conflicting reports about the reason behind Pandit's departure and why it came about now. But there is no denying the fact that Citi's troubles existed long before Pandit came to the firm. Some of Pandit's moves did not bode well for Citi with him not listening to head of wealth management at the time Sallie Krawcheck being a prime example.

It made for an unceremonious end for Pandit with Citi's new chairman Michael O'Neill orchestrating the resignation for months. The fact of the matter is that Citigroup has made progress since Pandit took over and the financial crisis hit. A lot of the troubles can't be blamed on the CEO, but investors were not sad to see him go as the stock was up two percent.

CEO succession planning is generally not that effective among these companies, anyway. Unless Citi knows what it is doing, the abrupt Vikram Pandit resignation means that the firm made a bad decision hiring him and buying his hedge fund Old Lane Partners for $800 million.

It was a move that was made by chairman Michael O'Neill who was passed over for the CEO job in 2007 for Pandit. The New York Times has a great piece on how it all went down with Pandit not having a clue of what was to happen to him at day's end on October 15.

Pandit has been looked upon as a huge success story in his country of origin India. The sudden resignation that has become so controversial is definitely disappointing given the genius that Pandit has been for so long.

Latest in the tech world

What's hot in tech this week.

Citi fires star tech analyst Mark Mahaney

Mark Mahaney was riding high at Citigroup, but it was comments to a French reporter on YouTube revenues before they were officially published by Mahaney that got him in trouble. Mahaney had more problems coming his way as his junior analyst, Eric Jacobs, e-mailed confidential information to a college friend of his who works at the technology news website TechCrunch.

The state of Massachusetts has fined Citi $2 million and this story has tarnished its image to the investor community. The investment firm had no choice but to terminate one of its star performers.

A shark's investments in tech

Shark Tank's Daymond John encourages thinking big and his story was a rags to riches one. He sure knows how to make something big with little to work with. That is why I wanted to profile a couple of tech companies that John recently invested in: customized search engine Resultly and the social media site Mobli which is another step in mobile photo and video sharing.

I am sure after reading this your envisioning your own startup that will take the world by storm. If you're a frequent reader of this blog, I am guessing that you have an entrepreneurial nature. Remember that it is attitude and drive that gets you places. I didn't fancy myself as a techie, but having continued to cover the sector and I must say proudly that I have developed some valuable expertise.

Look to keep improving even by a little bit and reading definitely helps a great deal.

Gods and Generals by Jeff Shaara

The prequel to "The Killer Angels"

In this novel, Jeff Shaara entered the world of famous authors in a debut work that is a tour de force of literature that also deftly sets the stage for his father Michael’s timeless classic The Killer Angels, which featured a cross-section of historical participants at the battle of Gettysburg as the lead characters, two of whom –Robert E. Lee and Joshua L. Chamberlain- return in Gods, in which they are joined by Union general Winfield Scott Hancock and the legendary Confederate general Thomas J. “Stonewall” Jackson.

Also making appearances in the novel are historical personalities like Jefferson Davis, Winfield Scott, John Brown, James Longstreet, Albert Sidney Johnston, George McClellan, and Ambrose Burnside, as well as separate chapters featuring generals William Barksdale, Oliver Otis Howard, and Jeb Stuart at crucial points in the tale such as the battle of Chancellorsville in the case of Howard and Stuart.

The novel covers from November of 1858 to June 29th, 1863, covering a sweeping panorama of events that include John Brown's raid, secession of the southern states, First and Second Bull Run, Antietam, Fredericksburg, Chancellorsville, and the death of Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, interspersed with quieter, introspective, day-to-day life moments.

Shaara's vivid battle scenes include keen studies of courage under fire such as that which Joshua Chamberlain displays as he endures the horrors of assaulting the fateful Sunken Road before Mayre's Heights at Fredericksburg, then huddling on the field afterward hiding behind dead bodies calling out for his brother to see if he is safe, at last receiving a reply of "Lawrence!" from Tom on another end of the bloody field.

Dominant among the four main characters is Jackson. Ably depicted by Shaara as not only a fiery, determined general but also a kind, loving, pious, honorable man devoted to his wife, Anna. When I read Jeff's moving depiction of his death from pneumonia after surviving losing his right arm to friendly fire at Chancellorsville, dying after saying the immortal words "Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees.", I could not help but be deeply moved. Southern or not, Jackson is still an American and a man whose life was cut tragically short. Even though his death, in an ironic twist of fate, helped ensure America would be reunited with his superb generalship no longer available to the Confederacy.

Since this is Jeff’s first “take” on the Civil War, there are a few minor glitches. For example, the Irish Brigade is depicted as having all their green flags with them at Fredericksburg; actually, only one regiment had one at that point in time prior to the arrival of new banners for each regiment to replace worn out ones. Jeff also depicts General George McClellan as being relived while at a reception in with his officers in a house; in real-life “Little Mac” was alone in his tent penning a letter to his wife Ellen when he got the word he was out of a job as commander of the Army of the Potomac. Finally, Jeff goofs by having Robert E. Lee say “It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it.” While watching the legendary Confederate gunner John Pelham firing two cannons at the Union troops massed on the right flank at Fredericksburg; as correctly depicted in the movie version, Lee said those words as a result of the butchery before the very same stone wall on the left flank that Win Hancock’s division and the 20th Maine suffer so badly before as they fail to cross it smashed to earth by hails of lead and cannon shot.

All that kind of nit-picky jazz aside, though, it is still a marvelous read.

If you have seen the excellent (and unfairly maligned) movie version of Gods And Generals, don't forget to read the novel too!

 

Hurricane Sandy NBC benefit concert includes performances by rock icons

New Jersey native Bruce Springsteen and New York's Billy Joel will appear.

In the wake of the devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy earlier this week, NBC has announced a major benefit concert for the American Red Cross. The show will air on Friday, November 2, 2012, on NBC and all of the network's other stations, including USA, E! and Bravo. The concert is a great idea; other similar efforts after Hurricane Katrina and the 9/11 terror attacks raised countless amounts.

Expect performances during Hurricane Sandy: Coming Together by two high-profile New Jersey rockers: Bruce Springsteen (the Bard of NJ) and Jon Bon Jovi. Springsteen's performance, in particular, will likely be incredibly moving.

If I had to guess, I think that Bruce Springsteen will perform his iconic song "My City of Ruins" during the NBC Sandy benefit concert. This song, included on Springsteen's 2002 album The Rising, was his choice during the 9/11 telethon. I still get very emotional watching this video, and you'll see why:

Bruce Springsteen - My City of Ruins (WTC Benefit)



This song is perfectly appropriate for the situation. Bruce Springsteen grew up and still lives near the New Jersey shore, which was absolutely pummeled by Sandy. It's only fitting that he's part of this Coming Together NBC special (which will also be streamed online at NBC.com).

Other performers for the big Hurricane Sandy NBC benefit show include New Yorker Billy Joel, Christina Aguilera and Sting. Again, the big thing here is that this is a benefit for the Red Cross. I can't say enough about the wonderful things the Red Cross does in times of disaster. I've seen it first-hand after Hurricane Katrina (which devastated my family's homes) and after a tornado in April 2012 destroyed whole parts of my hometown. You can't give to a better, more deserving charitable organization. The money will help the American Red Cross lend comfort and aid to those most affected by Sandy.

So come on, rise up!

An insect infestation

The creepy crawlies that come to my place each year.

I do not like creepy crawlies. No way, no how and the insects you see in the photo above are no exception. In fact, from September to October of each year they are the bane of my existence, I swear.  

Since I don’t like them, I barely know the names of most types of insects except for mosquitoes, bees and moths. Whatever these insects are, it seems that one day they are nowhere to be seen, and then the next they are swarming all over my apartment building, especially when the sun is out as September gives way to October.

They can sometimes be found out front, but since the sun does not reach its peak until it is in back, they mostly congregate there.

They seem to concentrate the heaviest on the back door. You can’t escape them going in and out of the parking lot and the sight they make on the door is downright hideous: they practically cover the lower part of the door and every time you go in or out, a few get into the common area of the building.

Each year, a goodly number die littering both the front stoop and back sidewalk with their tinny blackened corpses, but it’s the live ones that are the worst. In fact, since my landlords do nothing about their presence, the building takes on the appearance of a slum whenever the back wall and back door are covered with bugs basking in the sun for whatever reason they do so. I have to keep my mouth closed each time I run their gauntlet lest one of the little microbes flies in.

Thankfully, cool weather this year broke up their gathering here by mid-October. But man oh man, do I look forward to living in a place bugs don’t turn into a borderline slum in some months.

Disney buys up Lucasfilm

More ‘Star Wars’ movies on the way, but is it a blessing or a curse?

It only happened a few days past (as of this writing), but if you don’t know that Disney now owns Lucasfilm, you’ve been seriously avoiding all forms of media, since this news is second only to Hurricane Sandy.  Along with this $4 billion purchase of Lucasfilm comes the rights to the Star Wars franchise.  And Disney is already looking to exploit those rights as much as they possibly can.

So why did George Lucas decide it was time to get rid of his baby?  Apparently, he’s been making plans to get out of the movie business for a while now and it just happened to be that time.  He wanted to make sure that he passed the franchise on to someone that he thought could do it right and continue the story for fans.  His choice, naturally, was the almighty Disney.

So far, Disney has already proven themselves to be geek-friendly with their adaptations of numerous Marvel products.  They’ve managed to bring in top-notch talent in both an acting and directing capacity and as their reputation (and the reputation of geek films in general) grows, they’ll likely attract even more great names to their projects.  With Star Wars on the bill, they’ll be able to get pretty much anyone they want.

Already, Disney has announced the coming of a new trilogy, starting with Episode VII in 2015.  Since everyone from the original films has aged considerably, the chance of them picking up right where Lucas left off is pretty slim.  They can, however, create some pretty amazing stories with the universe they have, given they spend the time and effort to not mess things up in a horrible way.  And, perhaps most importantly, Disney has boat-loads of cash to spend on production and the will to spend it (just look at The Avengers budget for evidence of that).

So brace yourselves, loyal Star Wars fans.  In less than three years we could be looking at either the best or the worst thing that has ever happened to the franchise.  Regardless of what happens, at least Lucas will no longer be allowed to direct, so whatever Disney releases certainly can’t be any worse than Episodes I through III.  Unless, perhaps, they get Brett Ratner to direct - then the franchise is dead forever.

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