Imagine this: you're driving around when suddenly your car goes empty. You're flat broke (or just utterly cheap) and you spot a patrol car. What do you do? That's right! You hunker down and siphon gas right out of the officer's car! Then to make it that much better, you have your significant other take a picture and plaster it all over Facebook! Wait, what do you mean “no?” That is exactly what our friend Mike did, and nothing ever happen-oooh....