People insist on expounding on the virtues of Starbucks coffee, claiming that it’s the best they’ve ever had. Worse yet, these same people often cringe when you give them a cup of coffee that actually doesn’t suck. Personally, I’ve worked at quality coffee shops and I’ve made and served high-grade coffee. Starbucks coffee is a waterfall of acidic rubbish that makes its way into your stomach to eat away at the lining and feed ulcers. There is nothing good about this second-hand crap, despite the fact that they happen to be located on every damn corner.