The great letter debate: typed or handwritten?

The pros and cons of how you write a letter to Santa

When it comes to etiquette, there's a rule for everything, isn't there? In general, important letters have all sorts of guidelines, whether you're sending out a resume or wedding invitation.

Luckily, when it comes to a letter to Santa, it's totally up to the author how it's written. It can be as formal or candid as the writer likes and Santa isn't going to turn you in to Ms. Manners if you skip the small talk and get down to the nitty gritty, though I have it on good authority he's fond of a little buttering up.

The question some people ask is whether it's better to type a letter or write it by hand. The short answer is that there's no right or wrong. I can, however, guide you toward an informed decision.

Typed or handwritten? Let's break it down.

The pros and cons of typing and handwriting a letter to St. Nick:

  1. There are lots of cool holiday themed printer papers and card stocks to choose from for a more festive feel. (Hint: Santa is partial to snow people.)

  2. You don't run the risk that illegible writing (chicken scratch) will be misinterpreted, compromising the likelihood of getting the right gift. (Santa's sees all, but isn't a mind reader.)

  3. A typewritten letter doesn't have the same charm as a handwritten one. It just doesn't. Sorry.

  4. On Santa's end, handwritten letters are more interesting keepsakes, because they're more personal and reflect the writer's age.

  5. Handwritten letters often offer some extra space to draw a picture, which Santa feels is like a special gift to him.

At the end of the day, whether you're a typed or handwritten type of family, a letter to Santa is like a Christmas present. What matters is the content, the rest is just gift wrap.

 

The creditor calls

Don't just ignore them.

When you have a loan or a credit card and you get behind, the company that has the loan will want to know why you haven't brought them their money. First, they'll send a few letters in the mail and then they'll start calling you.

When you're broke and owe money, there is nothing worse than hearing that phone ring. It may be tempting to just let it keep ringing and avoid talking to them completely. I understand, it's humiliating to tell people you have no money, but ignoring the calls won't make them go away.

In fact, it could put them on to the next step, which is a civil lawsuit. Instead of ignoring them, answer the phone and tell them your situation. If you can pay something at that time, then do it. If not, tell them when you will be able to make a payment.

One thing to be careful of is getting into a pay schedule that you can't handle. The person the phone may suggest a payment number or tell you that's the least we can receive, but if it's too high tell them no. Give them what you can afford and odds are, they'll accept it. They may not be happy about it, but getting something is better than nothing.

Creditors are a villainous group that will use trickery, subterfuge and lying to get you to pay your debt. The further behind you get the more aggressive they become. Don't ignore them, but don't get suckered either.  

The Oberoi Udaivilas Hotel

Staying in a magnificent Indian palace in one of the country’s historical cities.

Located near Lake Pichola in Udaipur, Rajasthan, the Oberoi Udaivilas Hotel gives visitors to this region the opportunity to sleep in a modern incarnation of an Indian Palace, complete with all the luxuries that Indian royalty might have enjoyed.  Though it was only recently built, in 2002, this hotel is still possessed of some truly magnificent architecture that is reminiscent of days long gone.

 

There are 82 rooms in total at the hotel, ranging from your basic (albeit still luxurious) accommodation to the deluxe and luxury suites.  Some of the better rooms have additions like access to private pools, private courtyards and spectacular lake views.  Public areas that all may enjoy consist of landscaped gardens with fountains and even a 20-acre wildlife preserve area, complete with peacocks, deer and other wandering animals.

In addition, there are a wide variety of services to make the hotel even more decadent.  Spas, pools, a library and a fitness center all enter into this equation.  There are shops, a bar and three restaurants 

within the hotel’s site.  Each eating establishment features different types of food and one is an open dining courtyard that has music and dancing performances while you enjoy your meal.

The city of Udaipur is filled with dozens of historic and cultural sites and makes an excellent place to use as home base when exploring the wonderfully rich country of India.  The only drawback of the hotel is that you pay for what you get.  It’s around $600 a night for a single person and significantly more if you wish to secure a suite.  But if you have the cash, this is one luxurious accommodation that will add atmosphere to any Indian vacation.

Anthologies vs. contests

Both have pros and cons

There are two primary ways a short story writer can get their name and stories out there in the world: a contest or an anthology. It's not easy breaking into the writing world and even if you have a book written, you're going to need a little street cred before sending it to an agent.

Anthologies are a great way to earn that street cred. Most of the time an anthology is written around a specific topic and you must write a story that fits with that topic. You then send it in and if it is accepted, then you not only get paid for it, but also get published. You may also get royalty payments from the sale of the book.

There are many anthologies out there every year from big and small publishing companies. They allow you to start getting a fan base and the more you get published, the more fans you get. Your fan base is always a consideration when agents look at your work.

Contests are much more loose and may not have a specific topic. Generally, there is an entry fee for each manuscript you enter with most of it going to pay the winner. In some of the larger contests, you can win thousands of dollars and have it published in a special anthology or in the magazine.

These are great because you can win money and earn respect. Some of these contests are major and can catapult you into cross hairs of agents and publishing companies.

The Napoleon complex

When the little one gets aggressive

My wife and I had our children pretty close together with only a couple years apart between them. The oldest is seven, my middle is five and my youngest just turned three. The two older boys are definitely tall for their age, but my youngest is pretty short.

When you factor in their height and age difference, it's easily understandable why my youngest may feel overpowered by the other two. He's a very independent child and I believe has developed a Napoleon complex because of his height and age.

He idolizes his younger brothers and wants to do everything that they do, but that can't always be the case. When you tell him he's too young or too small, he takes exception and gets made. Recently, he started to try and insert dominance over his brothers by hitting them. As you might expect, this tactic is not going over well with his brothers.

They know not to hit and so come to me or their mother about it and we have to punish my youngest for this behavior. We've given him time outs and taken away privileges, but nothing seems to deter him. His brothers are starting get angry as well and I fear one day they are going to hit back.

My question is what are some ways we can help curb this behavior? We've tried to include him in everything we can, he gets plenty of one-on-one occasions and most of the time he's a great kid. I hope this hitting thing is just a phase and he outgrows it. 

 

 

Sexual harassment in my scene

When the scene gets bigger, the jerks start to filter in and screw it up.

It’s a problem that every growing trend has to face at one time or another - when the assholes start showing up.  For me personally, that involves the comic convention scene.  Now that movies like The Avengers and Iron Man are hugely popular, every two-bit geek wanna-be is trying to dress up in a tin-foil costume and head down to their local con. 

This means that the rest of us have to deal with new problems, or perhaps old problems that used to be diverted through strength of numbers.  One of the biggest issues happens to involve girls in sexy cosplay being harassed by men with small brains (usually located in their penises) and no ability to discern respectful human boundaries.

The women that have grown up as nerds and suffered persecution in many aspects of their lives go to conventions to get away from the problems of the real world.  They dress up in these costumes (yes, often sexy ones) to take on a different persona for a while. 

This makes them feel comfortable and sometimes even gives them the power to express their own sexuality.  Don’t misinterpret - this is not the only reason that girls cosplay, but it is one reason.  But regardless of whatever those reasons are, they certainly don’t need jerk-wads trying to grope them or making lewd comments.

If the convention scene is allowed to continue in this fashion, then the security of being among our fellow geeks will cease to hold the same meaning that it has for all these years.  It will become little more than a glorified frat party filled with idiots and the geeks who are too gullible to fight against the rising tide.  These pricks are ruining my scene and I’m mad as hell about it.

So if you happen to go to conventions, remember to have the backs of your fellow geeks, especially the ladies who are there portraying many of the characters you love.  If you see someone who is out of line, make sure to get in their face the make them aware that what they are doing is unacceptable and that people like them are not welcome in our space.  If we don’t defend our world, who will?

The most gut wrenching Walking Dead yet

Beloved characters get killed

I've been watching The Walking Dead since the very beginning and you come to expect the occasional tear jerker or shock and awe moment, but the latest episode was enough to make the hardest make crumble into the fetal position.

The group has settled into the prison and there is a sense of safety and they have become to act almost complacent. They assume the place is impenetrable, but as everyone goes out into the yard including a one-legged Virgil and a very pregnant Lori. As Rick watches from between the fences, a group of walkers come up behind Lori and the group.

Lori, Carl and Maggie head back into the prison and Virgil makes it behind a fence. T-Dog doesn't quite make it and gets bitten, but makes it into the prison with Carol. As the walkers descend on them, T-Dog sacrifices himself so Carol can make it past.

Lori meanwhile goes into labor and it comes down to a choice to either let Lori die or the baby. Lori chooses herself and Maggie is forced to give her an impromptu C-section after a tearful goodbye to Carl. Carl flashbacks to the talk her had with his dad back at the farm about how everyone is going to die and he can't be a kid anymore.

The baby survives and Carl walks back to his mom and shoots her in the head to make sure she doesn't come back. Everyone who watched this part was balling their eyes out. Man, I can't wait until next week's show!  

Don't be afraid to say no

Not every job is worth it

When you're first starting out as a professional writer, it's easy to get seduced into saying yes to anything that comes along. You're in it to get experience and a portfolio started, so any job is a good job. Besides you don't know when that next job will come along.

I had this problem for a long time. Any job, big or small, I accepted and pretty soon I was overloaded with a lot of low pay work. Sure, I could make $20, but I needed to write ten 500-word articles. I either ended up spending all day and night working or focusing on the higher pay jobs and promising to pick up the other stuff later.

What ends up happening is you start getting a reputation as someone that can't hit deadlines. That's s death knell in this business. Instead, you have to learn to pick and choose what jobs you take. I am an avid gamer and have done a lot of gaming writing through the years. One day, I saw a listing for a game writer and applied.

I found out they wanted to spend $3 per in-depth article. I told them that I don't write articles of that length for less than $20 and that I would be unable to accept their offer. I'm sure they weren't happy about it, but they should pay writers what they are worth.

Never be ashamed of turning down a job because of pay. You're not there to make them happy at all costs, you're there to provide a service. If they think you're worth it, then they should pay you something comparable.

Wii U brings back an old favorite

Hey look, it's Mario!

You can't say Nintendo hasn't had a tremendous amount of success with that plumber over the years. Mario started out as a barrel hopping hero in arcade Donkey Kong, bounced on turtles on Mario Bros and graced the first Nintendo System in Super Mario Bros.

Since then, there have been a steady stream of games featuring Mario, Luigi, the Princess, Bowser and everyone else associated with the games over the years. The have fought, raced and fought the forces of evil and never more is that true then during a console launch.

When the original Wii came out, there was one crucial thing missing: Mario. The company wanted to focus on the Wiimote and its ability to analyze your movements. Instead of our usual sidescroller we got WiiSports. Players played tennis and baseball, but it would be a while before Mario would get his chance to shine.

With the Wii U coming out in December, they have already announced a new Mario game that will be coming out as well. It uses the controllers as well as the Wii game screen. The bad news is that the game is not likely going to break any barriers.

There is a Mario formula that can't and should not be strayed from. Mario needs to save the Princess, jump on Koopas and shoot fireballs out of his mouth. It's what generations of gamers have come to expect and frankly it's what we want.

Let everyone else invent the Skyrims and Gods of War, but that little plumber will always be a fan favorite.

Perils of self publishing

Always get an editor

One of my duties as a writer is occasionally receiving books from others writers to review. Many times it's from Bram Stoker Award hopefuls, but occasionally I get some random writer out of the blue. I've been a writer for over a decade now and the one thing that is never negotiable is that before you submit your work to a publisher, agent or anyone, you must proofread it.

If it's a book that you want to have published, then you should have a professional editor look at it. Self publishing houses such as Trafford have editors on staff, but authors only have the option of using them for an extra fee.

If you don't choose to use them, then these companies will publish them as is. So here I was with a zombie book from a self published author that was s filled with grammar errors, cliches and plot holes that reading through it was like wading though a pool filled with molasses.

The sad part is that this person put a lot of effort into their book. It's isn't easy to put your thoughts together and get your 50,000 words into it. You can tell in her foreword that this book was a dream of hers that was finally fulfilled. Too bad it was total crap.

If she would have simply taken the time to hire an editor, then they could have pointed out all the mistakes and she could have crafted a book that actually might have made her money. At the very least, it would have been readable and not a giant pile of steaming doodoo.

Moral of the story: Get an editor!

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