Hosting Thanksgiving dinner for the first time

Where to get the turkey?

Typically, Thanksgiving dinner is a no-brainer for me.  I simply get in the car, have my husband drive us to my parents’ house and a few hours later I am seated in front of a festive dinner prepared by my folks.  This year is a little different.  My parents decided that they were no longer hosting Thanksgiving dinner.  So I told them to come to our place for Thanksgiving for a change.  Therefore, I now find myself hosting my first Thanksgiving dinner.

One thing is for certain: I have no desire to cook the bird myself.  I am thinking about getting the meal catered.  But there are so many options that it becomes somewhat overwhelming.  Plus since I have always had my Thanksgiving turkey straight out of the oven, I am unsure if I would enjoy a pre-cooked turkey as much.

Another option that I am considering is taking my folks out for Thanksgiving.  Being that there will only be four in our party, that does seem like a reasonable idea.  The prices for a prix fixe Thanksgiving meal around here is in the range of $50 to $76 per person.  And I am not sure any turkey dinner could ever be worth that price. 

Then there are the Thanksgiving buffets. The nicer ones are about $35 per person, and the chain restaurants are offering their Thanksgiving buffet at only about $13 per person.  Finally, there is always Boston Market. Their dinner plate is only about $10, and I have always been a fan of their food. I will continue to think about my options for the remainder of the day.  But if you were me, which option would you go up with?

The "Death Ray Conspiracy"

Jesse Ventura is back with a vengeance!

The third season of "Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory" is proving to be as awesome as it was long-awaited. In the second episode of the season, Ventura and company target the conspiracy theory that a death ray was developed by our government, and that people have been killed to cover it up.

Ventura's biggest suspicion about this theory was raised by his understanding of the Star Wars situation in the 80s. According to Ventura's speculation, at first we were hearing a lot about Reagan's plan to protect America from nukes using a space based orbital laser platform. But then the talk about Star Wars all just sorta fizzled out without anything coming of it.
 
I found Ventura's understanding of Star Wars somewhat, shall we say, "interesting" for someone who has literally held public office. I would have thought that a state governor would at least be aware of the conventional wisdom regarding Reagan's political moves. 
 
In the case of Star Wars, the conventional wisdom is that Reagan invented it whole cloth and promoted it in order to force the Soviets into bankruptcy. In trying to invent their own Star Wars, the Soviets burned so much money that it became one of the leading causes of the collapse of the Soviet Union. 
 
In many circles, Star Wars is regarded as one of the world's greatest propaganda moves. Reagan essentially destroyed the evil empire without firing a shot, or costing the American public a dime. The truth is a little bit messier, of course, but in essence, Reagan's Star Wars missile defense plan was an elegant example of the power of words and psychology to effect global change.
 
You would think Ventura would be all over that action. It is, after all, a proven conspiracy. But instead he gets led afield by talk of Nikola Tesla and death rays and "directed energy" and in the end it all circles back around to 9/11 and that's pretty much where I threw the whole thing out the window. Why would anyone use a death ray on the Twin Towers, when a bomb or a missile (or heck, even just crashing into them with a couple of jet planes) is a million times simpler, not to mention cheaper.
 
There is a lot of interesting physics on display in this episode, but none of it gets explored. Instead, we get a lot of "gee whiz this gadget is nifty" with no talk of how they are powered, how they stack up to a standard laboratory or medical laser, and so forth. The ultimate effect is both numbing and lurid. And if that sounds confusing, you should see the actual episode!
 

Obama secret mind control plot subject of Georgia GOP presentation

The "Agenda 21" conspiracy theory.

On October 21, Republican lawmakers in Georgia held a four-hour closed-door caucus. The topic: Obama's secret mind control plot, and his culpability in pushing a United Nations resolution designed to force Americans out of the suburbs and into the inner cities. The ultimate goal being for the government to take back everyone's land and herd the populace into a network of urban death camps.

 
The event was hosted by Field Searcy, who had previously been kicked out of the Georgia Tea Party for his outspoken beliefs in the Birther and 9/11 conspiracies. Searcy explained that Obama was using a form of mind control known as "Delphi," which was apparently developed by the Rand corporation during the Cold War. 
 
(Note: This is the first I have heard of this technique, and I can't find any information online that isn't directly related to this incident. If you can point me to a source about Delphi mind control outside the context of this story, I would appreciate it.)
 
The half-day presentation included a screening of the 90-minute documentary "Agenda: Grinding America Down" which details the ways in which the United Nations non-binding resolution Agenda 21, which suggests that its member countries take steps to mitigate urban sprawl and control population growth, is actually a global conspiracy to rob landowners and destroy America. 
 
The presentation included a slide which compares Obama's planned actions to the works of Stalin and Mao Tse Tung. 
 
By the way, this raises a connection between this particular form of crazy and the Lyndon LaRouche nutters who are setting up shop outside small town post offices across the country. These protestors are responsible for the "Obama With A Hitler Mustache" signs, and for the "Bush With A Hitler Mustache" signs of the previous administration. 
 
I confronted a LaRouchie a little while back. In addition to being rude, smug, and sneering, I also learned that the LaRouche movement is more of a cult than a political party. And that yes, they do believe that Obama is literally as bad as Hitler, and that Obama is planning death camps and death trains.
 
The LaRouchies have been active in local Tea Party chapters, and I am reasonably certain that they are playing a large part in this Georgia situation, as well.
 
But to return to the story at hand, several Georgia lawmakers were convinced to put legislation on the books exempting them from the non-biding resolution. And this happened BEFORE the election. I can only imagine how wacky things have gotten in the South since then.

Spending time with family

It’s the true holiday highlight.

The holiday season is hectic in many ways.  There is so much that requires your attention.  For instance, there is the holiday shopping list, the dinners that need to be prepared, and invitations that need to be mailed out.  With so many tasks to complete it can be hard to focus on the most important thing about the holiday season.  That is spending time with your family.

So what can you do to help you better focus on the people that are truly most important during the holiday season?  You can learn to relax and take a breather.  Being overstressed or overworked can cause you to become snippy towards those that you care about most. 

Therefore, in order to avoid that from happening, learn to take some time to pamper yourself during this holiday season.  Take a bubble bath or read a book to relief your stress from all that holiday planning.  Solicit some help from friends and family if it is possible to do so.  Not only will it make things easier for you, but it will also help you to spend time with those you love in the process of it all. 

Serving the tastiest food is not the most essential thing when it comes to having a great holiday party.  If you want your holiday guests to have a blast, you should make sure to chat with them.  So if making the food is prohibiting you from doing that, you should think about catering.  It might just be what you need to have the greatest holiday party.

A country divided

Elections, secession and patriots.

Yep, it's all over the news that 13 states (at last tally, more are being added hourly it seems) have filed for secession. Now, to be honest, it's 13 individuals have filed petitions for secession. The state governors are quick to point out they have no urge to secede. Even more alarming is that enough people feel this is the answer that petitions are getting signatures.

 

But really, I'm not alarmed at all. It all comes down to basic bullying tactics. A group of people, less than half the country's population if the election results are believed, think they can get their own way by bullying the majority. It's a common tactic used by those small-minded, uneducated and ignorant types that sometimes works in middle school but rarely gets you anywhere as an adult. It's tantamount to whining until you get your own way, then threatening when that doesn't work.

The real irony here is that these same people screaming for secession are the same ones collecting social security, welfare, food stamps, Medicare and Medicaid, and federal student loan funds while screaming against handouts. The numbers show that the “blue” states and counties pay more into government handout programs than they take, while “red” states and counties accept more federal and state handouts than they pay in tax-wise. If these states were to secede, those that rallied for it would find themselves penniless, starving and homeless with no hope for any medical care.

Want some more irony? Many of those I have spoken to that think secession is a good idea also consider them the most loyal and patriotic of American citizens. Huh, how does that work? If you're patriotic why the hell would you want to divide your nation? Seriously people, common sense is a dying commodity.

Grow up. You didn't get who you wanted to be the representative of the US. It sucks, we've all been there and we all know how it feels. But you can still act like an adult, be kind to others and be an upstanding citizen and good person. Or, you can be a sore loser, a whiny, petulant child and bad American. The choice is yours.

Winter indoor activities

Coming in from the cold.

After a summer of pretty much living outside, the season's first major cold snap caught my kids off guard. Suddenly their beloved outdoors was an inhospitable, freezing cold land they no longer wished to explore. For many of their friends, this means retreating to the couch and watching hours of mind-numbing TV or playing video games. Because we are mean parents, my kids only get this privilege for a couple of hours on the weekend.

 

The boys needed a jumpstart to remind them how they usually occupy themselves in winter. I quickly set up a card table in the living room and spread the pieces to a 1,000 piece puzzle over the surface. This table becomes a mainstay of our winter living space. Sometimes we all gather around and put the pieces together, other times a child fits in a couple of pieces as he walks by on his way to something else.

I also restocked the book baskets we keep out with some fresh finds from summer book and garage sales. I placed books I knew would suck my kids in – fiction, nonfiction, graphic novels and a few how-to books filled with projects to spark the imagination.

I spent an hour reorganizing the craft closet and making a list of supplies that need restocked. My kids will be digging into it soon in search of wood, paint, fabric and a variety of odds and ends to build their newest inventions.

Even more important, I made sure the cabinet was stocked with plenty of hot cocoa and cider. I moved winter wear, snow suits and gloves from the top shelf of the hall closet to an area they could reach them more easily. For this first cold snap they have retreated indoors, but in no time the white stuff will beckon them out to build snowmen, construct forts and stage snowball wars.

We are ready for winter!

Snow day!

Outdoor play for snowy days.

It doesn't take much snow for our first snow to result in excitement with the little ones. I've learned from long experience that the first snowy day results in a complete lack of concentration, and who can blame the kids? As homeschooler, I usually declare that first substantial snow an official snow day and let the kids build snowmen, tunnels and forts, then welcome them indoors with cider and cocoa.

 

During my early education days I also suspended business as usually for my little pupils. If the snow was too wet for extended outdoor play, I pulled out our snow fight tub. It was filled with large “snow balls” made from yarn pom-poms. We'd build forts with our cardboard blocks and have a fun, safe battle.

If we could get outside, I'd fill spray bottles with food coloring and water. The only think more fun than making a snowman was coloring him in with the food color spray. The kids loved to watch the designs form when they sprayed the snow.

I always supplied warm treats on those cold days. We also would spend some time on out of the ordinary arts and crafts, including the old standby of making paper snowflakes or cottonball snowmen. Baby food jar snow globes are also popular. Making the day special helped the kids focus their excitement and helped me manage a classroom of highly strung littles.

To me, the first snow of the year is a holiday to celebrate with the littles. Put together a tub of special activities so you have it ready to pull out when the cold stuff begins falling!

 

 

The indoor garden

Grow vegetables year round

We have three inches of snow on the ground as of this moment, with more falling. Although it's not unheard of to get snow in November, usually we don't get anything that needs shoveling until December. Our ducks are enjoying it now that they are used to it, finding it just as much fun to swim in as water. My garlic and carrots are quietly sleeping and the hardy kale is chugging along, albeit more slowly than before. As of now, all my garden hobbies have moved indoors.

 

I have a few projects going on this winter. Sprouting is always a favorite but we still have plenty of greens in the crisper so I'm not quite yet ready to fill a cupboard with mason jars of soggy seeds. A salad does sound good, though, and two prime salad vegetables can grow exceptionally well indoors – lettuce and radishes.

My setup this winter is simple. I cut a rain gutter to the same length as the width of one of my south-facing windows then popped a gutter end cap onto each length. I attached three lengths across the window with brackets, but you could probably rig up something more temporary. Then, I filled the gutters with soil, sowed the seeds and off we went.

The radishes are coming up just fine and the leaf lettuce will likely be ready for the first harvest in a week or so. We keep our home cool in winter, but lettuce and radishes prefer the cooler temperature and tend to do well even with our overcast winters. I should have access to fresh salad veggies all winter. I can add carrots and garden kale to change them up a bit, or mix in some dried fruit from the summer.

Illegal Immigrants in the U.S.

Let’s look at the issue from the other side.

I get the impression from politics and the media that opponents of relaxed immigration laws seem to demonize the illegals. They steal our jobs. They break the law. They mooch off our government services. They are the enemy.

I think they are misunderstood. They are left out of the equation. Sure, many people are waiting to immigrate legally, people who filled out all the forms and paid the fees. It’s not fair to just pardon all the illegals when immigrants legally jumping through all the hoops will be skipped.

This argument also ignores conditions endured by illegal immigrants. Are they crooked folks who don’t want to the pay the fee? Or are they too lazy to fill out the forms? Maybe they prefer being illegal, so they can get their greasy hands on the benefits of the good ol’ USA, while not contributing with taxes.

Mojado _ Ricardo Arjona y Intocable w/ Translated lyrics

Ricardo Arjona is Guatemalan, the band Intocable is Mexican. A rough translation of these lyrics are in the video’s description.

I’ve met lots of Mexicans and Guatemalans who were illegal in the U.S. They went for the job. They worked hard and sent most of the money home. Out of fear of being caught, they never ever took government services. The story in “Mojado” is dead on.

In short, they were nice people who made a bold move to improve their life or, most often, the lives of their families in communities so disadvantaged that there is nothing that even comes close north of the Rio Grande.

They are also very interesting to sit next to on a long distance bus ride.

Reading Pile: 11/16/12

Fantastic Four, Evil Ernie, No Place Like Home & Transformers

Fantastic Four #1- My number one concern about this relaunch was that they were going to immediately throw out the development of the Future Foundation and all of the children (plus Dragon Man, who is AWESOME). Thankfully, it looks like editorial and Remender were like, ‘No, no this is all good. Let’s keep it and just go somewhere a little further.’ I also feel like Mark Bagely is a solid choice for the title as he is sort of the all-around ‘Marvel’ artist. He’s a work horse, he has solid layouts and panels, and he is very flexible in his ability to draw different characters and big fights. Plus hey, it may only be twenty-pages of story but it’s only $2.99. I’m not sure if this means that Marvel feels like they can charge horrible prices on X-Men titles just because they know they can, or if they have less confidence in this title overall. Still, it was fun and maintained enough of the previous material to honor Hickman’s work to keep me interested. A

Evil Ernie #2- Oofta. It’s not like I thought #1 was great, but there was a sharp downward curve in quality for this issue. The art felt rushed and Jason Craig seriously needs to take the time to revisit his anatomy and basic storytelling. The script was stiff and not really funny at all, and I get that they may be going for horror instead of dark comedy. Honestly though, if you are writing a book whose main character is a glowing zombie named Ernie who wears a talking button? You are officially writing a dark comedy. I never thought I’d say this, but the original Evil Ernie still had some sort of charm to it. It may not have been great, but at least I think they realized what they were when they published the book. Oh yeah, and have fun picking one of the gajillion covers to this series. D

No place Like Home #5- Well, that was brutal. If you want a darker and more violent take on the Oz mythology then you have certainly found the right book. I’m glad to see that it will continue down the line, but sad to see it taking a hiatus after this issue. Still, good story and art is worth the wait, and it gives readers time to catch up via the trade which I will fully recommend once it’s released. A-

Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye #10- I’m sorry, but I just find that a socio-political murder mystery thriller is simply more entertaining if it happens to occur on Cybertron. I might be alone on that, but I stand by my opinion. A

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