Is anyone else’s cat a hit-man undercover, or is it just mine?
Today, my cats are being mercifully sweet. Maybe it’s because they had their regular six-month baths last night and it calmed them down—or made them wary of my wrath, muhahaha! Or maybe their evil plots to take over the universe have stalled temporarily. Either way, I am oh so grateful, because on an average day, I am pretty sure at least two of them are assassins sent for my head.