Oh that is indeed a lovely alpaca. Her outfit and hat are just perfect for the party tonight! It's creepy yes, it does not seem to serve much of a point does it? Truth be told, no it does not, but that is alright because there is something to this. Truth is, it's a slow week to find anything really interesting to talk about or mock. Sure, there are plenty of things in the news that we could go over, but I said interesting, not usefully informational. Heck, this happens to actual serious news outlets, not just the smaller satirical or just plain odd sites like this.
What really grinds my gears is that when these down times seem to hit, people still have to work. I mean, you're not going to give up your ability to earn anything just because the world decided to take the day off right? That being said, it never really takes the day off, but most outlets also want ratings with news, so many things never get covered for that reason.
