I’m sure you’ve heard the saying going around that we all need to set our clocks back an hour this weekend—and if Romney wins, to set our clocks back 70 years on Tuesday. Truly, this is one of the most important elections in my generation’s lifetime, especially considering that we have up to four Supreme Court justices ready for retirement soon—and we have dozens of idiot conservative men who think that women’s bodies magically shut off from getting pregnant during rape, that incest is “rare,” and that women are basically property to be controlled and forcibly kept pregnant at all costs.
There are plenty of other reasons why we need to keep President Obama in office—the healthcare law itself, for example—but being a woman and having my life threatened like this is, you know, sort of important to me.
So in order to keep him around, here’s your handy dandy election checklist.
