Best way to get women to vote for the GOP? Stop insulting them.

But Rush just can't do it.

Limbaugh is still mulling over the stunning Republican defeat in the 2012 election. Not only did the Republican presidential candidate lose, but several states legalized gay marriage, and two states legalized marijuana use. (One state - Washington - legalized both. We win at awesome this year!)

Why? Because this year, liberals voted. They don't usually, you know. Traditionally, the Democratic voter turn-out has been beyond pathetic. But hey, you get Democrats to start voting, and look what happens: things that Democrats and liberals love start happening. Pow. 
 
Limbaugh and the GOP both know that they are in trouble. If women start voting, they invariably vote liberal. If the Republicans want to start gaining ground, they have to find a way to improve their image with women. 
 
Here is a tip: stop insulting them. That would be a great first step, don't you think? Between Limbaugh calling Sandra Fluke a slut, Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" comment, and the general Republican push to ban abortions and limit access to birth control, a lot of people wonder why any sane woman would vote Republican in the first place.
 
But not to fear! Rush Limbaugh has a solution to this problem! No, his solution is not to stop belittling and insulting women. Don't be silly! 
 
 
Wow. Sometimes I am in awe of Rush Limbaugh, truly. This is the kind of thing that makes me wonder if he is actually just having us all on, putting on the world's greatest piece of performance art. Like Sacha Baren Cohen to the nth degree. 
 
By the way, this kind of thing is the reason why the Republican party is increasingly trying to distance itself from Limbaugh. Limbaugh wonders why the Republicans have started rejecting him. It's because, he keeps saying things like "there are only two things that can get [single women under thirty] voting for the Republicans. One is, get men marrying these women so they're no longer single, so that their lives provide what they want. If they stay single, then they're going to turn to government for the things that they want." 
 
In other words, the Republican party doesn't have a "women" problem; it has a "Rush Limbaugh" problem.

LDS online dating

Online dating guidelines

There are many online sites that spell out the specifics of online dating for Latter Day Saints. In fact, the Church apparently not only condones the practice but offers guidance and advice on how to get the best results.

Much like conventional dating sites an LDS should follow certain safety precautions—whether male or female.

This means going slowly:

  • Communicate online until you get a good sense of the other person’s character and personality.
  • Talk by phone—which is much more enlightening in learning about a person than communicating by computer—several times until the other person proves themselves to you.
  • Move on to Skype if the relationship indicates it is worthwhile to pursue—engage in Skyping while you continue to listen to their answers and gauge their reactions carefully. If a person appears hesitant while giving answers to legitimate questions, appears to be lying or begins talking inappropriately about sex.
  • When it’s time to meet with the other person pick a location in a public place, take a friend and their friend with you—like a double date. Spend private time with your “date” while your friends are close and watching out for you. Don’t meet the other person late at night or in a questionable location. Never give out your address or use a phone that can be traced back to your address. Save last names and personal information for dates later on when you know the person well enough to open up more.
  • Talk about more than religion. Talk sports, politics or any other subject to get the other person to reveal more about their character and personality.
  • As soon as you get to the point where you share last names—go online, pay a fee and have a respected background check website run a background check: this is crucial before allowing the relationship to go any further. This one step can save untold heartache as well as protect you from physical injury or financial damages. Whether it is a man or woman, run the background check. It is a major red flag if you don’t get any information at all or it doesn’t match what you know about the person—height, weight or age, etc.

Thousands of people form online relationships every year that develop into long-term commitments. At the very least it is essential to follow the advice given in this article to make your relationship a safe and happy one.

 

Susan Rice: Secretary of State?

Congressional pushback

The murders in Benghazi of Libyan Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other Americans on September 11th, 2012 seemed to arouse no outrage on the part of President Obama. The consulate was overrun and razed to the ground while the American citizens inside fought for their lives with light weapons totally inadequate for the task.

Apparently, the administration realized immediately that they were culpable in denying repeated requests for increased security for the embassy. They also realized the attack would put a black eye on the President’s campaign. Initially, Obama only paid brief lip service to the attack in an obvious effort to minimize its effect.

He then continued to campaign, leaving for a rally in Las Vegas the afternoon of the attack, before returning to Washington the next day to take advantage of a memorial to the slain Americans.

At the time the attack was attributed to an anti-Muslim film circulated online by a filmmaker in the United States. The administration even arrested the filmmaker—God only knows what happened to freedom of speech—in an attempt to placate Muslims.

Five days later on the Sunday talk shows U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice stated unequivocally that the murders were due to a spontaneous riot caused by the anti-Muslim film. She also stated that al-Qaida was destroyed and had nothing to do with the murders. This continued to be the storyline for the next five days as Rice continued interviews through electronic and print media.

Now Susan Rice is being put forth by the administration as the replacement for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton who is due to retire in 2013.

Her initial meeting with Republican Senators—intended to smooth the way to this appointment—took place on September 27th and is due to continue through September 28th. In the first meeting the majority of Senators were unimpressed by the answers given by U.N. Ambassador Rice while the remainder was openly and aggressively unhappy with her testimony.

While the Republicans don’t have the votes to block the appointment they can filibuster to delay it indefinitely. The entire effort by the Obama administration to cover up the specifics of the attack to minimize its own culpability during an election campaign was obscene and obvious.

This could clearly become a situation where Obama bypasses Congress and the confirmation process to appoint her directly. He would almost certainly welcome the opportunity to do so in his continuing quest to break the backs of the Congressional Republicans.

Look forward to a contentious two years before the Congressional Elections in 2014 decide who will control the House and Senate.

Seven year old girl is controversial medical marijuana user

Wanna know what's REALLY bad for kids? CANCER.

Oregon resident Mykayla Comstock is not just adorable, she is also at the center of a growing controversy about prescribing medical marijuana to children. Last spring, Comstock was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia. She takes a gram of cannabis oil every day to help manage the side effects of her cancer treatment, which include nausea, loss of appetite and restlessness.

Some people are claiming that children should not be prescribed medical marijuana, because of the presumed effects of the drug on a growing child's brain. The jury is still out on whether or not pot affects a growing brain, with a lot of conflicting studies that have various agendas behind them.
 
But you want to know what is REALLY bad for little kids? CANCER.
 
Comstock's father, who is divorced from her mother (who has primary custody of Mykayla) is concerned about her marijuana usage - concerned enough to contact Child Welfare Services about it. This would seem to be somewhat surprising, given that Mykayla's cancer treatment consists of substances which are literally poison. With the hope being that they kill the cancer cells faster than they kill Mykayla. That is, after all, how chemotherapy works.
 
Anyone who has gone through chemotherapy, or who has attended to a loved one who has, knows that it is a horrible experience with dire lasting consequences. Recreational marijuana use is one thing. And I agree that there is a lot of "bending of the rules" going on with medical marijuana prescriptions in states which allow medical marijuana.
 
But when a person is going through cancer treatments, that's a different situation entirely. Cancer destroys your body from the inside out, and the treatments often seem little better. Patients waste away to skin and bones, partly because of the nausea and lack of appetite which the chemotherapy engenders. 
 
Anything which can treat those symptoms is a godsend. The fact that a plain old plant can do the trick is astounding. Marijuana works better in this use case than any other medicine that could be prescribed in its place. Why anyone would protest its use in these situations is frankly beyond me. 
 
Mykayla's father only wants the best for his daughter. He, like all good fathers, just wants to be sure she is safe. But in this case, that clearly means allowing her to take the medical marijuana that can bring up her appetite. If a cancer patient can't eat, they can't get well. And vague concern about her cognitive development clearly has to take a back seat to, you know, making sure she doesn't die of leukemia first.
 
Mykayla, we salute you, and we're pulling for you to get better. 
 

Treating "nature bumps"

Ouestionable medical advice

In 1957—at 14 years old—I was working in a large cafeteria in Dallas, TX. I saw a number of old-timey medical treatments administered by co-workers of the afflicted or wounded. The cafeteria employed almost 100 people as cooks, vegetable-prep girls, dishwashers, porters, bussers and department heads along with their employees. The mix of ethnicity was approximately 2/3 black to 1/3 older whites.

It’s important to bear in mind that homegrown medical treatment originated because of the lack of doctors in a given area or the inability to afford them.

The first example of folk medicine that I saw applied had to do with a prep girl who went into a seizure of some sort. I’m not sure what type of seizure she had but most of us were still in shock from seeing her writhing on the ground with her eyes rolled back in her head.

The head cook—an older black woman—broke through the onlookers and enlisted two porters grab the girl’s arms to hold her in place. She then slipped off one of the girl’s shoes and placed it tightly over her mouth and nose. Sure enough, it was only a minute or so when the girl’s breathing began to return to normal and she finally stopped convulsing.

Another time, one of the butchers had cut himself while slicing up chickens. The next morning he had developed an infection around the cut. The head porter removed the bandage from the butcher’s hand and saw that the cut had not closed.

He pulled a plug of Red Mule chewing tobacco from his pocket, chewed it just long enough to break it up and moisten it. He then slapped the wad of tobacco over the cut and bandaged it tightly. At the end of the day he removed the bandage and applied a fresh tobacco poultice over the wound and re-bandaged it. By the end of the third day the infection was gone.

Perhaps the most bizarre thing I witnessed involved a young girl who had been developing small bumps on her face for several months. She was very pretty and complained around the kitchen that she was afraid the bumps would continue to develop and spoil her looks.

Several people advised her that these were “nature bumps” and that an effective cure was increased sexual activity. At first I thought this was a joke because the girl was probably a virgin and everyone was just kidding her.

After a time, I could tell by her new admirers around the kitchen that she was following everyone’s advice and was enthusiastically “treating her affliction.” I never did learn if this was a joke or not. I also was promoted and transferred to a different cafeteria before I could see if the treatment for her “nature bumps” was successful or not.

You have all the art supplies you need!

It's time to stop shopping and start creating

Hey you! You out there, staring into space and thinking about that one art supply item that you don't currently have. This is my stern face, and this is me telling you that you don't need it. You already have everything you need to create art, I guarantee it.

It's so easy to get lured into thinking "If I only had X, I would be able to make great art." Where X may be a new wash brush, a different brand of technical markers, or a sketchbook of a slightly different size and paper composition than the five unfilled sketchbooks that you already own.
 
Believe me, I speak from a position of authority. In the same way that an alcoholic probably doesn't want to take advice from someone who has never been a drinker, I would never want to take art supply advice from someone who isn't constantly being lured in by the Next New Thing. And that person is me. I myself am just coming through a brief, passionate, but short-lived relationship with Copic markers. (My ardor cooled when I learned that they are not at all light fast. Good thing I found this out before I bought more than two. OK, three.)
 
Furthermore, it's good to be constantly trying out new techniques and new media. It's good to push yourself in new directions and try different things. I'm not saying you should stop buying art supplies altogether. (God no.) 
 
I'm just saying, let's be honest with ourselves. "I need to buy X first" is just a cop-out. A cheap excuse to keep you out of your sketchbook for another day. Another way to blame the world around you for your own failure to create.
 
Hey, I hear you. I love a good excuse, myself. But I have seen too many would-be artists fall down the rabbit hole of art supply evaluation. Should I use a Pitt Artists Brush pen, or a Crow Quill dip pen, or an actual brush dipped in ink? Should I use Rapidograph pens or Pigma Micron? Which brand of watercolor paint has the Chromium Yellow which is the yellowest?
 
Art is about the thing you make, not the things you make it with. Presuming a base level of supplies - even just a ballpoint pen and a sheet of printer paper - you have everything you need. Stop making excuses, stop letting yourself get distracted by technical minutia which will never be solved, and start creating! 
 

Shop the supermarket and prepare

Prepare for disaster painlessly.

Maximize every visit to the supermarket by not only shopping for what you need today but also for what you need in the days to come. The hurricanes that have battered the Eastern and Southern Coastlines over the years are adequate testimony to the fact that disaster can strike at any time.

Whether hurricanes, tornados, terrorist attacks or failure of the power grid—or any other number of potential disasters—your life can and will be affected for days, weeks, months or perhaps even forever. It makes sense to be prepared should disaster strike you and your family. There are many people today along the East Coast relying on the unreliable government to provide everything from water—to food—to toilet paper.

The government is a fragile entity and in the event of a disaster of national proportions would be overwhelmed to the point of not even attempting to mount a relief effort. The responsibility of taking care of your family would then rest squarely on your shoulders alone.

Follow these steps to guarantee your family nourishment, hygiene and as much comfort as possible during a disaster:

  1. Designate a storage area such as space in the basement, attic or a spare bedroom to store your disaster supplies. Make certain the supplies are stored higher than the maximum potential flood levels that may occur inside your home. Use shelving and adjust the bottom shelf to provide enough clearance.
  2. Go through your pantry and make a list by category of the products you are currently buying.
  3. Visit the grocery and discount stores that you normally shop. Go up and down each aisle and study the products on the shelf. Make a list by category of the products you are currently buying. This isn’t the time to experiment with other brands.
  4. Determine how much of each product you are currently using each month and list it next to the product. Decide how many months you want to store supplies. Remember, Mormons as well as many other groups are routinely storing up to two years of supplies in case of disaster.
  5. Stock up on the foods, paper and hygienic supplies as well as personal care items that you use on a regular basis. Every time you visit the grocery store buy some of the storage products in addition to what you need today. Continue this practice until you stock up on each individual item until you have enough on hand to last the period of time you decided on.
  6. Keep a ledger that shows every time you add or remove food to your storage area. When you use up one month’s supply of a given product then purchase enough to replace it. Mark the replacement area where this month’s product is store to be used at the end of the timeframe you decided on. If you chose a three month period then you would proceed to use the second and then the third month of supplies before using the replacement product. Use the FIFO—first-in, first-out—method of inventory storage to keep the products fresh.
  7. Buy products at the store after examining the code dates on each product to make certain they will last well beyond the projected time they are expected to be used.
  8. Don’t forget to stock items that you typically don’t buy—water is a good example. If you don’t buy water normally then figure out how much you should stock to get through the timeframe you have chosen. There are undoubtedly a number of these kinds of products.
  9. URGENT! Do not forget over-the-counter and prescription medicines.
  10. Store the products in a dry, darkened room with good air circulation at a temperature between 50 to 80 degrees Fahrenheit. Make certain nothing is stored directly on the floor. The room must remain completely free of insect and rodent infestation.

Don’t count on others—enjoy security of mind by preparing your family to weather a disaster on its own.

Salt inhalers: The latest wacky health craze

Give me a break!

If you didn't know, Dr. Oz is a lot smarter than most people think. The New York Times called him "one of the most accomplished cardiothoracic surgeons of his generation." He's in the top tenth of a tenth of a tenth percentile, when it comes to surgeons in America. Maybe the world. He also graduated from Harvard then got his MBA at the same time he was in medical school AND finished five years of college in only three. 

So why is the guy constantly pushing the stupidest, wackiest kind of pseudoscientific quackery? That, my friends, is the question.
 
Dr. Oz may have performed over 5,000 open heart surgeries, but he is also responsible for promoting what can politely be called "non-evidence-based therapies" like putting bars of soap between your sheets to stop Restless Leg Syndrome. Not to mention touting the infamous fake psychic fraud, John Edward, whom Dr. Oz said "changed my life."
 
The latest mystifying Dr. Oz quackery is salt inhalers. There is nothing more to explain beyond the name: it is a chunk of salt (Himalayan salt, which is fancy and extra-special woo) inside a ceramic container, which you huff. Discussions of salt inhalers involve red flag terms like "toxins" and "purifying."
 
Himalayan salt is a total crock. And now it's available in breathable form! At least other Himalayan salt cures have you actually ingesting the Himalayan salt. With this one, it's not clear whether you actually inhale any salt particles at all. You're just breathing air which has touched the Himalayan salt. Although I agree this is a remarkable cost savings (given the shockingly high price of Himalayan salt versus regular, which it resembles in every way except marketing). 
 
A lot of the marketing ties these salt inhalers to neti pots. Many places sell both items. And I note that the salt inhaler is designed to look a lot like a neti pot. But beyond these cosmetic and marketing issues, there is no resemblance. A neti pot cleans your sinuses by, well, cleaning your sinuses. Flushing your sinuses with actual salt water is a physical act with a measurable result. Only a scam artist would try to compare it to breathing air which has touched a chunk of salt. 
 
I suspect that the market for salt inhalers may be people who like their neti pot, but are frightened by the reports of brain-eating amoebas. Which is understandable. But as long as you follow the instructions, clean your neti pot properly, and always use purified water, you will be fine. 

Stop eating out - now!

The road to ruin.

Make no mistake; this one practice alone is responsible for crushing credit card debt, bankruptcy and living in near poverty. It puts younger people who are just starting out in life in debt of $25,000, $50,000 or more. Older people who are no longer working and living on fixed incomes have similar problems.

There is no activity that is so taken as a matter of course than dining out at restaurants. Young and old alike simply do it without thinking. Home cooked meals or even meals that don’t require preparation—such as sandwiches—are no longer eaten at home by many.

There is always a burger, fried chicken or fish, tacos or pizza just around the corner or down the street. Casual dining restaurants of virtually every description are available as both a gastronomic treat and an evening’s entertainment. Younger people grew up with this view of the world and older people have embraced it as their way of life.

It is an act of utter simplicity to pay the bill along with a generous tip by sliding a credit card across a counter or table—it is done without conscious thought.

Those who have had their cards revoked due to non-payment use cash. They eat fast food which is cheaper than a sit-down restaurant, but more expensive by far than eating at home. When they think about it at all, people rationalize to themselves and others that when you add up the pluses and minuses it is cheaper to eat out.

Utter B.S.! What they really mean is that they don’t have to drive to the market, shop for food, put it away at home and prepare the meal—which they have never learned to do. They don’t have to wash the dishes and carry out the trash.

They like the food better at fast food outlets and restaurants better than what they can cook—these dining excursions also get them out of the house, allows them to engage in social interaction and treat themselves.

The money spent on fast food and restaurants takes away from the total amount of funds they have on hand at any given time. This means they don’t have money for a decent place to live or decent clothes. Also, they drive a beater that continually is costing them money for repairs and burning through more $4.00 a gallon gasoline than a newer vehicle. The beater is uninsurable and when damaged leaves the driver standing on the bus stop.

It is absolutely essential to have a dependable car in order to find a good job and get to it on time every day.

Before you make an argument for eating out instead of at home, do these things:

  1. See how much money you can scrape together at this moment then add up your bills to see how much money you need at this moment. This is a brutal exercise because you will see just how bad things are regarding your finances.
  2. Look at your credit card for the last year and add up the amount spent on eating out. Take 1/3 off the total amount you come up with to account for the amount you would spend if you ate at home. The two thirds that you are left with is the amount of money that you could have had to spend on accommodations, automobile or actually put into savings or investments.
  3. Don’t blow your brains out! Simply stop eating out!

This is the best advice you’ll ever get and I have zero faith that it will be given any consideration at all.

 

2011 Spectometer Pitching Lists

Where's Taijuan? He's among the leaders from the prior season ... plus a note on Lucas Leutge

If you looked at the 2012 pitching lists, you may have wondered "Where's Taijuan?"  After all, I had Taijuan Walker at No. 1 on the Talk40 for 2012.

Well, Walker struggled somewhat in the second half, despite an excellent beginning at AA Jackson.  His biggest problem was a rough June in which his BB/9 spiked to 6.97 and his BABIP against was an unlucky .373 ... contributing to an unsightly 9.15 ERA in five starts.

But the 19-year-old didn't wilt, and instead recovered for a strong July before fading somewhat at the end of the year.

He was No. 19 on the "Command/Control" chart with a -0.40 Hitter's +/- score, and he was No. 14 among starters on the "Stuff" list with a .261 Reverse Plausibility Index  (explanations here).  His main problem, besides the bout of wildness, was getting hit hard (yielding 28 doubles and a .403 SLG against).  Almost all of his problems came in the mid-and-late summer (22 of 28 doubles and 11 of 12 HR came in June or later).

No real worries with Walker ... just the realization that he's not such an overtowering talent that he can overpower every situation, but to do as well as he did at 19/20 in AA (even if streaky) shows how you still have to take age-arc into consideration.

And in 2011 ...

Top 10 Mariners Minor League Starters in 2011 for "Command/Control" (measured by "Hitter's +/-"):

  1. Jose Campos -6.36
  2. James Paxton  -3.67
  3. Taijuan Walker  -3.37
  4. Andrew Carraway -3.19
  5. Jordan Pries  -2.55
  6. Erasmo Ramirez -2.48
  7. Dylan "Sharkie" Unsworth -2.35
  8. Brandon Maurer -2.12
  9. Forrest Snow -1.54
  10. Mayckol Guaipe  -1.43

Top 10 Mariners Minor League Relievers in 2011 for "Command/Control" (measured by "Hitter's +/-"):

  1. Kyle Hunter -8.11
  2. Matthew Bischoff  -7.04
  3. Cameron Hobson  -5.95
  4. Tyler Burgoon -5.67
  5. Angel Raga  -5.11
  6. Tim Griffin -4.74
  7. Willy Kesler  -2.99
  8. Jonathan Arias  -2.56
  9. Joshua Corrales  -2.47
  10. Benjamin Cornwell  -2.39

Top 10 Mariners Minor League Starters in 2011 for "Stuff" (measured by "Reverse Plausibility Index"):

  1. Taijuan Walker  .381
  2. James Paxton  .374
  3. Jose Campos  .370
  4. Tony Butler  .339
  5. Anthony Fernandez  .291
  6. Mayckol Guaipe  .291
  7. Stephen Landazuri  .287
  8. George Mieses  .283
  9. Jordan Shipers  .280
  10. Andrew Carraway .278

Top 10 Mariners Minor League Relievers in 2011 for "Stuff" (measured by "Reverse Plausibility Index"):

  1. Kyle Hunter .425
  2. Matthew Bischoff  .422
  3. Jonathan Arias  .403
  4. Tyler Burgoon  .399
  5. Joshua Corrales  .382
  6. Jessie Nava  .369
  7. Gabe Saquilon  .346
  8. Tim Griffin  .345
  9. Benjamin Cornwell  .341
  10. Cameron Hobson  .336

Many of the relievers that show up here were kind of old for pitching in the low minors, so they didn't get as much weight put on their performances as they otherwise might, though a number of them ended up in the 26IntheMix.

Carraway and Snow got pretty high rankings in the Talk40, but both had disappointing years in 2012.  Butler was released, and I'm not quite sure why.  Campos ... you know the story.

***

I almost forgot.  Lucas Leutge (he's the one in the picture) ... had he been here ... would have been No. 7 among relievers for Command/Control at -3.05, and would have been No. 7 also in Stuff at .348.

But if you look at his splits only against LH ... he would be No. 2 in Command/Control at -7.34 and No. 1 in Stuff at .447.

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