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I have a dream.
Wednesday, October 8th
9:08AM
Dear Diary,
Terrible nightmares last night. Dreamed I was in small, enclosed room with only John and Tom. Tried to hide behind Tom, but John kept circling around screaming “Cronyism! Maverick! All of your friends are terrorists!” Tried to run, but John got closer and closer. Just when was finally giving up all hope for change, Cindy’s delicate, hollow-eyed face appeared and I reached up—
Woke up to beeping of alarm clock. 8:29AM. Like John’s birthday. Must be sign. Kept telling everyone I had a dream, but was told line was “clichéd” and that should really try to be more original in future. Tried to explain that dream was very likely premonition about me and John, but David said humor writers have thought of that already and that I should leave “being funny and creative” to the experts.
Sometimes feel underappreciated.
Still, am ahead in polls. Must count for something.
Hopefully yours,
Barack
The Sarah Palin Big Oil Book Big Marketing Blitzkrieg
Digg Me!
Say that five times fast and then imagine my surprise when my little Sarah Palin article got such an immediate response, and in the form of an advertisement no less! (see comment #1 in Sarah Palin's Big Book Deal ). Unbeknownst to me, there will soon be a 'tell-all' book entitled "Sarah Takes on Big Oil" hitting the stands. Boy, gosh, do I ever know about it now. The advertising wing of the publisher was kind enough to correct my oversight and plug the book in a comment. What I found interesting is that this book is being published by none other than a group called 108 Petroleum Newspapers of Alaska, a division of PNA publishing (Petroleum Newspapers of Alaska). My question to the blogoshpere: is this as bad as it sounds? Is this the Petroleum Industry rewriting history to give a Green tint to a vice presidential candidate? All comments and/or information welcome!Digg Me!
Headshok and Lefty
Note to self: Must bring Wasilla Main Street to Madonna.
Wednesday, October 8th
11:34AM
Dear Diary,
Rudely awoken from much-needed beauty sleep by call from Bristol complaining about morning sickness. Reminded had gone through it five times, nothing is wrong with craving raw moose and baby seal meat, and to ask big, strong future-husband Levi to hunt some. Told her to stop whining, motherhood is very beautiful thing.
Jesus, teenagers these days don’t know anything.
In other news, heard Madonna told me to “get off her street.” Confused—didn’t she hear about my Wasilla Main Street? Must remember to mention Wasilla again in next speech. Anyway, was relieved to hear about lack of support from Madonna as have always thought “Like A Virgin” promoted promiscuity. Also suspect “Like a Prayer” not actually about praying.
Love yah!
Sarah
Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin
Is country music still country.
My kitten is sucking on my other kitten
I have a dream.
Wednesday, October 8th
9:08AM
Dear Diary,
Terrible nightmares last night. Dreamed I was in small, enclosed room with only John and Tom. Tried to hide behind Tom, but John kept circling around screaming “Cronyism! Maverick! All of your friends are terrorists!” Tried to run, but John got closer and closer. Just when was finally giving up all hope for change, Cindy’s delicate, hollow-eyed face appeared and I reached up—
Woke up to beeping of alarm clock. 8:29AM. Like John’s birthday. Must be sign. Kept telling everyone I had a dream, but was told line was “clichéd” and that should really try to be more original in future. Tried to explain that dream was very likely premonition about me and John, but David said humor writers have thought of that already and that I should leave “being funny and creative” to the experts.
Sometimes feel underappreciated.
Still, am ahead in polls. Must count for something.
Hopefully yours,
Barack
Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Barack Obama