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Submitted by mous on 10/11/08 9:51am
i talked to a dude at pharmacom today, and he actually called me back and looked up my order and everything. great customer service. i'm glad to see what their service is actually like when you can reach a competent individual with a link to their ordering systems. i'm getting my order on monday, and i believe him this time. he is actually going to call me personally with the tracking #. outstanding. thx for letting me vent on this page, and good luck to everyone with pain.

Wet interior carpet

Submitted by mous on 10/11/08 9:10am
I own a 1996 Nissan Quest. Recently, I have noticed my interior carpets are wet. It seems to be only under the driver and passenger floor mats. What could be causing this?

Dick Cheney: New hunting partner?

Submitted by beatriz on 10/11/08 8:34am
Saturday, October 11th 9:17AM

Dear Diary,

Have begun practicinâ?? for Saturday Night Live debut on Oct. 25. Confused as to how I am supposed to dress up like Tiny Fey dressed up as me, but confident that nice show writers will give me good note cards with exactly what to say, as demanded by rather overbearing campaign manager who has instructed me toâ??

Oh, a surprise visitor! Back in a minute.

My goodness. Really cannot believe this. Dick Cheney himself just dropped by! Said he’d heard I’d been locked in a holding cell until Nov. 4 and decided to stop in to offer some hints as to best ways to avoid press. After exchange of ideas—personal favorite involves look-alike (must ask Tina), video camera, and two police dogs—conversation turned to mutual huntin’ interest. Dick seemed off-put by my enthusiasm for wolves, but am certain that aversion is due to lack of exposure. Invited him up to good ol’ Wasilla to see how real hunters do it, but offer was declined due to apparent need to distance Republican party of today from Republican party of last eight years. Asked if this was reason for George and Dick’s absence from RNC, but Dick mumbled somethin’ about hurricanes and left.

Sudden horrible thought: do all VPs need to know about hurricanes and other natural weather occurrences? If am ever let out, will ask Joe.

Love yah!

Sarah

Kansas Model Available For Work

Submitted by mous on 10/11/08 6:30am
I am interested in any work that is NOT in any way relating to nude or erotic. Let me know if you have any jobs or if you are just interested in TFP work. I also have pics online at model # 30847. Thanks.

kitten licking loudly

Submitted by Anonymous on 10/11/08 6:16am
I have 3 cats, 2 of them are brothers and a girl kitten(about 8 months). Opal is a very whiny, spoiled kitten, who whines to be picked up and put on the kitchen counter(Roland and Cain-they are 1 1/2 years old).. jump up there themselves. Unfortunately, I have over spoiled her. The most annoying thing she does is lick.... VERY LOUD. This is especially annoying when my husband and I are trying to sleep. We have tried shutting her out, but we can still hear her down the hall. Anyone else cat lick this loud???

Racism Revealed

Submitted by michelle o. on 10/11/08 3:34am
Saturday, October 11 12:05am Dear Diary, Whew, what a week! After the debate, the Daily Show, and going on Larry King Live, I’m looking forward to finally settling in my role as First Lady. Discussed Barack’s campaign with Larry King, and rocked it. Pity I can’t run for President right now... Of course Larry brought up John’s “That one” comment. Hard to pretend I wasn’t insulted by that comment, not to mention John’s tone during the whole debate. Still, must not play race card unless absolutely necessary. Seems like Barack has this election in the bag, so we agreed it’s best to stay positive. Still… Very creepy to hear about McCain and Palin’s rallies. To think that they would condone comments like “Kill him,” while referring to Barack. I had hoped our country has come farther than this. Would use the race card, but since enough people in our country are also disturbed, we can let them to the talking. Malia asked me the other day when I was going to be president. So hard to keep this one to myself… All I could say was, “Maybe one day.” If we can get a black man elected, then the next step is certainly a woman. And why not kill two birds with one stone? One day, America will be ready for a black female president. Which is when I step in… Yours always, Michelle Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Michelle Obama

Dick Cheney: New hunting partner?

Submitted by sarah p. on 10/11/08 2:38am
Saturday, October 11th 9:17AM

Dear Diary,

Have begun practicinâ?? for Saturday Night Live debut on Oct. 25. Confused as to how I am supposed to dress up like Tiny Fey dressed up as me, but confident that nice show writers will give me good note cards with exactly what to say, as demanded by rather overbearing campaign manager who has instructed me toâ??

Oh, a surprise visitor! Back in a minute.

My goodness. Really cannot believe this. Dick Cheney himself just dropped by! Said he’d heard I’d been locked in a holding cell until Nov. 4 and decided to stop in to offer some hints as to best ways to avoid press. After exchange of ideas—personal favorite involves look-alike (must ask Tina), video camera, and two police dogs—conversation turned to mutual huntin’ interest. Dick seemed off-put by my enthusiasm for wolves, but am certain that aversion is due to lack of exposure. Invited him up to good ol’ Wasilla to see how real hunters do it, but offer was declined due to apparent need to distance Republican party of today from Republican party of last eight years. Asked if this was reason for George and Dick’s absence from RNC, but Dick mumbled somethin’ about hurricanes and left.

Sudden horrible thought: do all VPs need to know about hurricanes and other natural weather occurrences? If am ever let out, will ask Joe.

dick cheney

Love yah!

Sarah

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin

Mattel, here's an idea for ya

Submitted by pinkbarbie on 10/11/08 12:00am
I found this hilarious picture of Caribou Barbie, courtesy of Funny Picture and Video. What little girl wouldn't love to add this Barbie to her collection? We especially loved the accessories; this is the most accurate depiction of a Sarah Palin effigy that we have ever seen. We wouldn't be surprised if she turned up on store shelves by Christmas.

Re: answer to mike

Submitted by Anonymous on 10/10/08 9:15pm
he mike, what's up? first of all, for the most part, most of us don't know as "pure knowlege" that we are going to heaven. we do believe that if we follow his teachings that we will go to heaven. if God required us to be perfect, only christ would be allowed because he is the only sinless or "perfect" man that has ever lived on the earth, but he still urges us to become perfect because it is a continual process. in the bible he does require "good works", without good works, faith has no purpose (james 1:5). if our works did not matter, then he would not ask us to be perfect matthew 5:48 you take care!

looking for a female pit bull for sale or for free

Submitted by Anonymous on 10/10/08 8:21pm
i live in michigan and am looking for another pit bull. i prefer a female and and very interested in anyone who has ne information. please email me with information. i want a pit a.s.a.p. thank u

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