mormonism
wat is being a mormon i am moving to utah this year and am doin a bit of reseach on mormonism can any one help
good deal
Hey hydrocodone 74! Good to have you! Welcome to the HC zone! Hey Snowpepsi! I was wondering about you. You hadn't typed in a while. Glad your back. We're all one big happy family!!! Now that I have my meds, things are grand. Glad you got yours Snowpepsi! Buymeds is the s*#~!
cotton
does anyone know the name of cottonseed producers
Top 7 Reasons Not to Teach Your Kids Abstinence With a Book
Parents - Having a hard time finding good abstinence literature to teach your kids with? Well we can see why! If the books on this list are any indication, then you may want to consider biting the bullet & teaching them yourself:
7. Everything You Need to Know About Viriginity.By Michael A. Sommers and Annie Leah Sommers. |
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| "Especially for guys, one's virginity used to be an issue shamefully left in the closet, but recently, a handful of groups supporting teenage abstinence have made "coming out" as a virgin much easier." GAP: Yeesh, talk about appropriating someone else's terminology. But seriously, its hard enough to get kids to read anything, let alone a book about doing nothing! Astrocastro: This book is perfect for the pimply-faced, be-spectacled, completely un-layable teenager. | ||
6. Staying PureBy Stephen Perry Moore. Astrocastro: A story about a teenage girl who gets dumped by her boyfriend because she won't put out - lot's of Christian inspirational stuff about the power of self-respect. These are teenagers we're talking about, right? Nothing like sending the message to teens that sex equals filth. GAP: Sadly, yes. |
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5. I Wish I Had Waitedby Sylvia Willis Lett Astrocastro: Repent sinners! This book tells you all about why you should've kept it in your pants, and how to prevent it from happening again: for starters we suggest keeping this book on your nightstand. GAP: Coulda, woulda, shoulda. |
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4. Sex Has A Price Tag & Sex Still Has A Price Tagby Pam Stenzel. Astrocastro: The book doesn't specify exactly what that price is(although I'm sure you can get a few estimates by looking at the back pages of your local weekly newspaper). Just another attempt to scare the horny right out of you. Who knew that teen sex could be so brutal? GAP: Stenzel goes the extra mile and publishes this in both a "faith based" and a "public school" version! This really has info-mercial written all over it.......... |
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3. Gift Wrapped by God: Secret Answers to the Question Why Wait?by Linda Dillow |
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"Women who have maintained their sexual purity often ask, “Is it really that important for me to wait until I get married?” Meanwhile, single women who have been sexually active mourn the loss of their innocence, wishing they could somehow start again." Astrocastro: I hope this gift comes with a receipt. GAP: Awww....gift wrapped by god :) Ewww.......gift wrapped by god ;( | |
2.Not Tonight, Mr. Rightby Kate Taylor. GAP: This book is actually for grown ups and is ok - we just really liked the title. Astrocastro: or, 101 ways to tell him you're on your period. |
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1. Tie!"Time for a Pure Revolution" & "Come Clean" by Doug Herman.An excerpt from "Time For a Pure Revolution": "In the cool evenings God and Adam walked together. They talked together. We can only guess what intimate conversations occurred between them" Astrocastro: We can only guess what the hell this author is talking about. Seriously, is he trying to confuse us out of having sex? And why is God getting all intimate with Adam? Is it to Come Clean? Grant: Come Clean?! Oh come on! |
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Babies as Billboards: A disturbing new trend
Do you want to know what's really cool? Plastering your political views and beliefs all over your infant! That's right, maybe they don't know any better but some parents are confusing their infants for billboards. Check out these outrageous politically-themed baby tees and onesies, because you can never start the brain-washing too early.
| My mom Chose life!(I'm a Great choice) So you didn't have an abortion? Good for you! Maybe you should've aborted the idea to clothe your child in this tasteless excuse of a shirt. | |
| My Parents Are Big Gay Liberals And clearly very stupid! | |
| Hammer and Sickle Because there's nothing cuter than a baby sporting Communist propaganda. | |
| Baby Sarah Palin There's nothing weird about a baby wearing a onesie with a big, creepy smiling Sarah Palin on his stomach. Perfectly normal. Notice the pasty-white baby. | |
| Anarchy Symbol Lawless and proud. Pipe-bomb not included. | |
| Pro-Woman, Anti-Sarah Palin Sarah is gonna get ya! And she's gonna drill, baby, drill! | |
| Question Authority Yes! Absolutely! Teach your child exactly who's charge, NO one! | |
To all dope addicts please read!
You people are just amazing taking a 60 day supply of narcotic medicine then trying to refill in less than 25 days?? it is you people that get web site's like this into trouble with the DEA. 60-90 pills of narcotic meds should last you 2-3 months. People there is help out there, get it before it is too late. Faking medical conditions to get narcotic pain meds is the first telling signs of addiction. The second is chronic nagging and pananoia about the where abouts of your meds. Here you peole are twitching at your computers checking the staus of your order every five minutes and then going off the deep end when they don't arrive the next day. You poor poor overweight women who have turned junkie, shame shame!!
How do I keep the Deer and Elk out of my garden?
We have just moved into the foothills outside Denver and want to keep up with our gardening. Does anyone know of an effective deterent to deer and elk besides a 12' fence? Are there any sonic type repellers that are solar powered? We would like to have something in place befor the sprouts come up.
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cat licks hair off? Please help
My cat has been licking the hair off his stomach and legs for about a year now. It all started when we moved into a house that previously had cats. He is about 10 years old and has never done this before. I took him to the vet and he got a cortazone shot. This did not work. I read that he might be lonely so I bought a kitten. This worked great for about a month and the hair started coming off again. The vet then recommended I change his cat food. Once again I thought I found the cure but it only lasted about a month. Now he is bald on the stomach and legs and going for the front legs. I’m lost, I guess I might have to try a cat prozac or something. I’d appreciate any advice.
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Scranton Speech a Success!
Sunday, October 12th
11:02pm
Dear Diary,
Well, I rocked my speech in Scranton. They loved me. Of course, I had a tough act to follow with Bill and Hillary Clinton giving the preceding speeches. Especially Hillary. That speech was vice-presidential. Presidential, in fact. Can’t help but wonder how this campaign would be going if Hillary was running for president. Wonder if she would have picked me to be a Vice-President? I’m just glad to be on the ticket. One way or another.
But my speech was amazing. And if it doesn’t help to sway Pennsylvanians, or inspire them to persuade their undecided friends and family… I just don’t see how that can’t happen. Come on, these guys are smarter than that! These are real people, dealing with real problems, and I understand them. Hell, I was from Pennsylvania! If Pennsylvania goes Republican… Well, it can’t. I can’t imagine how anyone with family members fighting overseas can vote to keep them in harms way. Especially my son… I can’t lose another son. I just don’t think I can take that…
Jill looked gorgeous tonight, as always. And she's brilliant too. Wow, what a package deal! Funny that both John and I have younger, good-looking wives. But at least mine looks human and isn't addicted to pills. Cindy does dress well, anyone can admit that. But she looks so ice cold. Funny she’s still with John too… You’d think she’d have left him by now for a younger, more attractive guy with his best years yet to come. But perhaps she’s just waiting it out at this point.
Well, I need to start brainstorming for this next speech.
Until next time,
Joe
Biden Begins
Saturday, October 11th
11:56pm
Dear Diary,
Well, after hearing that everyone else has a secret diary, I decided that I shouldn’t miss out on all the fun. Plus, I’ll probably use some of the great stuff in here for my personal memoirs.
Hard to believe that we’re less than four weeks away from the election. Should have been my election, but I’m not bitter…anymore. Those Democrats knew they needed experience on the ticket, one way or another. Well, after this country sees the kick-ass job I do in Washington, they’ll be sure to elect me after Barack serves.
Wish I could be more involved in the campaigning. Had high hopes to be the Democratic attack dog, but apparently the advisors aren’t up for it this year. Too bad, since the Republicans certainly have a pit bull on their hands. Can’t believe she actually lets the crowds call Barack a terrorist and then say, “Kill him!” But hopefully the media will comment on this, and it will come back to bite the pit bull. I sure would say something, but I guess they don’t trust me, calling me a “loose cannon.” But what’s a few blunders? I’m a regular guy! I know main street! More than Palin does, anyway. Will work on slipping this into the media… They’re probably starved for some good ol’, all-American Biden anyway.
Until next time,
Joe