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My cat does not get along with my other cats any more! She used to like or at least get along with them but now she just absolutly will not go around them and always gets into fights with them. What is the matter with her?

Hi, I'm trying to find a meter for my mother-in-law (88 yrs. old) that a nurse told us about - it's sold in Mexico - not yet approved in U.S. - which sounds like a flashlight or a light-device that reads through your finger and gives your level...anyone heard of this? Thanks.

Tuesday, October 14th

10:29PM

Dear Diary,

Have identified new threat to future Palin presidency: Barbie. Unsure what to do about latest possible competitor as Barbie appears to have no faults and her waterproof plastic skin is impervious to boating of any kind, swift or otherwise. Seems only way to deal with plastic doll nemesis is to make running mate. Considered replacing Paris on the ticket, but maybe will have two vice presidents instead. Everyone knows women cannot go to the bathroom alone, so this way two of us can fix hair, lipstick, etc. while third runs country.

Plan is fool-proof.

In more current news, have heard that am best Palin around! John Cleese says am funnier than Michael Palin—and he should know things like this as he is experienced, wise old man just like my John. Must also remember to ask Rick about possible new writers for campaign ads as apparently both Monty Python and Disney could have written current material.

Love yah!

Sarah

Tuesday, October 14th 7:01PM Dear Diary, Have had brilliant revelation on how to increase fundraising. Brainstormed popular reasons to give money away and came up with list: 1) Breast cancer 2) All other cancers 3) HIV/AIDS 4) Sick children 5) Africa Ruled out causes #2-5 as have not had cancer like John, majority of HIV sufferers part of supportive voting bloc, Michelle refuses to pretend that Sasha has leukemia, and do not wish to call attention to own African roots. Focused on cause #1: breast cancer. Looked at ways to emulate breast cancer fundraising and came across effective Susan G. Komen for the Cure Dove chocolate marketing campaign. I will have Dove sell Obama-themed chocolates with inspirational messages of hope and change on their foil wrappers! Will change wrappers from pink to blue, fill with messages like “A vote for Obama is a vote for change!”, “A vote for McCain is a vote for more of the same!”, “Average male life span is 73 years.”, “Are you better off than you were four days ago?”, “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.”, and “Barack doesn’t shoot wolves from planes.” Plan is fool-proof. Too busy making up inspirational sayings to have time to check polls, but assume still in lead. Hopefully yours, Barack