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Tuesday, October 14th 9:20am Dear Diary, After conducting some online searches, have discovered with much disappointment that there are “Biden-isms.” Probably just created by a bunch of spiteful arch-conservative Republicans bummed about the fact that we’re winning the election. Still, disappointing to see self compared to Bush. As always, Jill very supportive during this time. Says I have to let this go and just focus on the election. And there’s a debate tomorrow! Looking forward to seeing McCain make a spectacle of himself. Not normally so vindictive, but this is not the old McCain. But really, Jill really has been amazing during this campaign. She’s done a lot with Michelle to help our side. And she’s drop-dead gorgeous! What’s not to love about her? Still, canâ??t believe people actually use the term â??Biden-isms.â? They had better not be put in an off-the-wall calendarâ?¦ Looking forward to debate tomorrow. Disappointed that McCain will use Ayres in the debate, but polls show that people want to think about more substantive issues. Also read that it has somehow leaked out that I got botox. Of course Wade didnâ??t admit it to it, since the plastic surgeons only suggested plastic surgery. Trying to keep this under wraps. But at least I look better than McCain! Though thereâ??s a huge difference between 65 and 72. Cannot let media forget that. Until next time, Joe

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Joe Biden

Friday October 14^th

9:45PM

Dear Diary,

Am exhausted. Up horrendously late preparing for final debate. Campaign staff seems quite jittery about tomorrow but am not nervous, no sir. Exactly where I wanted to be in the polls. Would you think a maverick would be winning? No, you wouldn’t! You’d expect him to be unexpectedly and inexplicably behind—despite vastly superior political experience and war-hero record—and make amazing last minute underdog comeback despite fact he wasn’t expected to be underdog in the first place. And I have to do exactly what the American People would expect out of a maverick, which is the unexpected.

Explained this to Rick, who started pulling his hair out muttering about circular reasoning. Poor guy must be tired too.

George W. called today to say good luck with debate; told intern to tell him I wasn’t on bus, and could he please take a message. Intern says George expressed concern over failure to return his many calls and desire to impart invaluable presidential advice. If he calls again will have intern tell him thanks, but no thanks.

Must doze off. Hopefully dose of Ambien will prevent recurrence of secret service themed nightmares…

Maverick, over and out.

John

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