Riding Motor Cycle.
trying to get a song title
looking for work
Help find the name of this song?
IN the jungle-lol
Travelling badly
Move over Joe the Plumber--the REAL star of the debate
Friday October 17th
11:33PM
Dear Diary,
Although still distraught over Madonna divorce, have recovered enough to discuss most essential aspect of final debate…FASHION!!!
Knew all along clothes for this debate of UTMOST importance, as is final statement to American public about personal styles of potential First Ladies. And as any good fashionista knows, in situation like this you’ve got to take fashion risks; be a style maverick. And, I’m pleased to say, I think I hit this one out of the park. Chose military-themed skirt suit to emphasize husband’s war hero past, and deep orange because it matches spray-on tan. Though don’t know why John ruined every picture by sticking tongue out; is like dealing with a five-year-old sometimes.
Michelle (much like Barack) opted to play it safe, choosing a Democrat-blue number with more oversized flower pins she appears so fond of. Classy overall, but YAWN. I think we ALL know who’s the winner here. After all, was voted most stylish potential first lady since Jackie O. Michelle Obama must be eating her shorts.
Barack handshake once again quite satisfactory. Sigh. It’s unfortunate a socialist America-hater Joe-the- Plumber-oppressor has such strong, lust-inducing hands…
xoxo,
cindy
Dear Dave: I didn't have to show up at all, you little jerk
Friday October 17th
8:25PM
Dear Diary,
Forced by Rick to appear on Late Night with Letterman and apologize for skipping previously scheduled appearance, as absence somehow presented "deep insult" to public. It seems skipping Letterman of more consequence to American People than solving financial crisis, or zipping over to Miss Alaska Governor Palin’s interview with Katie couric to give Sarah new cue cards before she destroyed campaign altogether.
Am suspicious Obama got wind of my Joe the Plumber plant and replaced Letterman with plant of his own, as interview was toughest grilling I’ve had since Hanoi; in fact, not even well placed joke about prisoner of war torture could defuse unconcealed resentment. I wish luck to any woman who stands him up on a date. Too bad Letterman too old to have drafted…
Lots of questions about some folks getting overexcited at Republican rallies—completely uncalled for, no worse than what they’re shouting at Obama rallies and Madonna concerts these days. And grilled to high heaven about Gov. Palin. Letterman suspicious I won’t let her appear on his show. Find it insulting to be accused of micromanaging running mate, and it’s not like I don’t let her out of holding cell sometimes. In fact, she’s even doing Saturday Night Live this week (equipped with her own staff of writers, strictly instructed not to let her say anything not on list of quota words, of course).
And like I told Letterman, Reagan had no experience in international affairs either before assuming presidency. Couldn’t even see Russia from his house!
Maverick, over and out.
John
Originally posted in The Secret Diary of John McCain