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These earmark dollars go to projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.
Friday, October 24th
10:08PM
Dear Diary,
Uproar over amount spent on make-up artist. Find this unfair as is accepted truth that significant percentage of electorate is swayed by attractive appearance and status of VPILF. Do these men think beauty is free?
Also, apparently scientific community less than pleased over off-hand comment about funding for ridiculous little pet projects like fruit fly research in France. Stand behind comment as is well-known fact that fruit flies do not suffer from autism and therefore cannot be used by IDEA. [And, John, if you’re reading this, doncha know that Trig doesn’t suffer from autism either?]
After all, God wouldn’t have given us monkeys if He’d wanted us to experiment on fruit flies. Mentioned this to John and was told never to mention word ‘monkey’ again. Heard him mumble something about keeping “those crazy Creationists” on our side. Was insulted. Just because we look more like monkeys than fruit flies is not support for unproven theory of evolution.
Love yah!
Sarah
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Friday October 24th
1:31PM
Dear Diary,
Currently touring highly volatile swing states on “Joe the Plumber Tour”. Shot down Rick for questioning title of tour; he claims “nation tired of you stuffing Joe the Plumber down throats”. Pshaw! Joe the Plumber connects with the people, as is working hero symbolic of oppression middle class will suffer at hands of Mr. Attended-Two-Ivy-League-Schools. Well—he’s symbolic at least, as Joe the Plumber actually Joe Lieberman in disguise. But that is NO excuse for media to create all sorts of lies about how Joe the Plumber’s name not actually Joe, how Joe the Plumber's complaints about Barack's tax plan invalid because he actually doesn't pay taxes, how Joe the Plumber not actually a plumber.
Desperately wish I could tell American public that Joe does not actually existâ??was in fact planted as part of complex campaign strategyâ??and subsequently expose media lies, but have feeling that strategy would backfireâ?¦
Maverick, over and out.
John
P.S. Referenced Joe the Plumber six times in this entry (now 7!) Almost up to speech quota. Gov. Palin complaining Toddâ??s drinking buddies have switched drinking keyword from â??maverickâ? to â??Joe the Plumberâ? and subsequently dropping like flies (up to 8!). Hmm you think those Joe-Six-Pack types would be able to hold their liquor... Originally posted in The Secret Diary of John McCainNew TV Show Whale Wars: Anti-Whaling Warriors
“This is an opportunity for millions of people around the world to wake up to the fact that hundreds of whales are being illegally slaughtered under the guise of research and we as the human species have to say enough is enough,” said Jonny Vasic, Director of Video and Film Projects for Sea Shepherd.We, at Whale Watch salute the Sea Shepherd for their brave efforts, and we hope many of you will tune in on November 7, on the Animal Planet network.