French comedians not really Freedom comedians after all
Saturday, November 1st
8:32PM
Dear Diary,
Everyone talking about Sarkozy prank call. Feel entire situation ridiculous. Received phone call, was told French president on phone, and man with French accent spoke. All French accents sound the same! Totally legitimate mistake. Anyway, media can’t tell me and Tina apart—and neither can Tina’s daughter—so ridicule of Sakozy incident completely unfair.
In other news, am using effective strategy of appealing to many previously-ignored professions. Despite recent failures of Joe the Plumber—turns out it is difficult to stay media darling if not attending mandatory rallies—his continued popularity as unqualified spokesman and Google search item leads to conclusion: we must have more Joe the Plumbers!
However, as unlicensed plumber demographic likely already swayed toward McCain-Palin, have used other options in speeches in order to gauge crowd reaction. So far, have tried:
Believe Tito most successful as has possibility of swaying Hispanic voting bloc and/or attracting wealthy builder’s associations to donate money to purchase new wardrobe after old is donated.
Love yah!
Sarah
Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin
my only showbiz connections are Jon Voight and Heidi from 'The Hills'
Saturday November 1st
11:58PM
Dear Diary,
Shotgunned five Red Bulls in order to stay awake for Saturday Night Live appearance; heart has not yet stopped racing, but am convinced that possibly life-threatening caffeine overdose well worth free publicity. As said on show: may not have money for extensive TV spots like Mr. Officially-Achieved-More-TV-Coverage-Than-Michael-Phelps, but I know what’s important in election this year. Issues? Nah. Experience? I wish. Voice of young America has spoken, and voice says election will be determined by complex algorithm taking into account quantity + quality of Saturday Night Live appearances. And people say I’m not “in tune” with today’s youth! I’ve got news for them: I'm down. I've got the 411. My momma didn't raise no foo'.
Relented to Cindyâ??s persistent pleading to appear alongside self on SNL. Beginning to feel Cindy extremely jealous of popularity achieved by GILF Gov. Palin. Also suspect Cindy, like most of America as well as Alec Baldwin, completely unable to distinguish between Tina Fey and future Vice President of America.
Maverick, over and out.
John
Originally posted in The Secret Diary of John McCain
my only showbiz connections are Jon Voight and Heidi from 'The Hills'
Saturday November 1st
11:58PM
Dear Diary,
Shotgunned five Red Bulls in order to stay awake for Saturday Night Live appearance; heart has not yet stopped racing, but am convinced that possibly life-threatening caffeine overdose well worth free publicity. As said on show: may not have money for extensive TV spots like Mr. Officially-Achieved-More-TV-Coverage-Than-Michael-Phelps, but I know what’s important in election this year. Issues? Nah. Experience? I wish. Voice of young America has spoken, and voice says election will be determined by complex algorithm taking into account quantity + quality of Saturday Night Live appearances. And people say I’m not “in tune” with today’s youth! I’ve got news for them: I'm down. I've got the 411. My momma didn't raise no foo'.
Relented to Cindyâ??s persistent pleading to appear alongside self on SNL. Beginning to feel Cindy extremely jealous of popularity achieved by GILF Gov. Palin. Also suspect Cindy, like most of America as well as Alec Baldwin, completely unable to distinguish between Tina Fey and future Vice President of America.
Maverick, over and out.
John
Sports fans NOT for Palin
Mom-in-Chief
id like to be a model
Re: new holland 488
Acrylic nails for men
French comedians not really Freedom comedians after all
Saturday, November 1st
8:32PM
Dear Diary,
Everyone talking about Sarkozy prank call. Feel entire situation ridiculous. Received phone call, was told French president on phone, and man with French accent spoke. All French accents sound the same! Totally legitimate mistake. Anyway, media can’t tell me and Tina apart—and neither can Tina’s daughter—so ridicule of Sakozy incident completely unfair.
In other news, am using effective strategy of appealing to many previously-ignored professions. Despite recent failures of Joe the Plumber—turns out it is difficult to stay media darling if not attending mandatory rallies—his continued popularity as unqualified spokesman and Google search item leads to conclusion: we must have more Joe the Plumbers!
However, as unlicensed plumber demographic likely already swayed toward McCain-Palin, have used other options in speeches in order to gauge crowd reaction. So far, have tried:
Believe Tito most successful as has possibility of swaying Hispanic voting bloc and/or attracting wealthy builder’s associations to donate money to purchase new wardrobe after old is donated.
Love yah!
Sarah