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'Twas the Night Before Victory
The Final Home-stretch
Must remember that we are mavericks and therefore unpredictable.
Monday, November 3rd
10:52PM
Dear Diary,
Don’t know why media keeps covering speeches where I say that we are going to win as if it is some breaking news report. Understand that polls not looking great, but must remember that we are mavericks and therefore unpredictable. Also, all polls conducted by biased liberal media elites and cannot be trusted.
Besides, had good news today. Have been cleared of wrong doing in Troopergate! Not that am surprised, of course, as would never do something unethical. Protecting family never wrong. Also have been found to be healthy, which will be reassuring to voters worried about health of candidates.
(Unfortunately, John’s health records not looking so good. Over 1,200 pages of medical records? However, overcoming of physical weakness is sign that God is with us. Divine right!
Love yah!
Sarah
PS. Do undecideds believe in divine right to rule? Must ask Rick.
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In Iowa, Ballot Challenges Could Shift Election
Thirteen more minutes until November 4th! And am still ahead in polls!
Monday, November 3rd
11:47PM
Dear Diary,
Last day of stumping. Cannot believe election actually tomorrow. Will win. Told Grandma I would and I will. Will win it for her.
Tomorrow.
Whoa.
[Was so excited by upcoming election that I started singing lyrics from “Tomorrow” song from Annie after writing word ‘tomorrow’. Got as far as “Just thinking about tomorrow/clears the cobwebs and the sorrows” before was told to shut up by Michelle. Says I have terrible singing voice and threatened to vote for McCain if I “kept up that racket and woke up the girls.” This is completely unfair as life story is featured in new musical, “Obama the Musical”, and therefore must have talent.]
Oh, have just heard John said that “The pundits have written me off just like they've done four or five times in the past. ... They may not know it, but the Mac is back.” Ha. Little does he know obesity epidemic affects only Big Macs. (And also that subliminal message put into infomercial creates negative association for word ‘Mac’.)
Thirteen more minutes until November 4th! And am still ahead in polls!
Hopefully yours,
Barack
PS. Just checked CNN to see polls one more time. Apparently five percent of voters still undecided? Who are these undecideds? Race has lasted forever! Make up your minds!
PPS. And pick me, please.