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Submitted by Anonymous on 11/03/08 4:09pm

Cats with 5 fingers

Submitted by Anonymous on 11/03/08 4:08pm
I have kittens with five fingers. If you know what those kind of cats are and why they are like that let me know by emailing me!! please!!

Skullduggery!

Submitted by Anonymous on 11/03/08 4:05pm
I got a Skullduggery! Does anybody else have one? I like mine, but his red eyes are a little scary! :) I'm considering maybe selling it- not now, maybe later. what would be a good price to ask? would ebay be a better option?

Twas the night before the election, and the campaign's almost done; y'all better vote GOP tomorrow, cause Sarah's got a gun

Submitted by the maverick on 11/03/08 4:04pm

Monday November 3rd

8:20PM

Dear Diary,

It’s finally here. The day I’ve been waiting for, all these long 72 years. Everything set for tomorrow. Caribou Barbie Governor Palin, following embarrassing Sarkozy prank call incident, voluntarily walked back into holding cell and handed over keys (in her defense, she’s probably never heard French accent before. Easy mistake). Even snuck in 11th hour Monday/Saturday Night Live appearance for self and Gov. Palin, as it seems American People like me far better when making fun of self than when discussing anything remotely relevant to actual campaign.

Now Iâ??ll admit, polls arenâ??t exactly screaming McCain domination, but there are certainly still ways this old Maverick could get that ninth inning walk-off home run. Current idea is to keep youth from voting by paying Comedy Central to run all-day-no-commercial-breaks Colbert Report/Daily Show election special, as younguns would be too enthralled in absorbing every witty Stewart and Colbert quip to bother leaving sofa to vote. Ran idea by Rick, but he says only Mr. Needs-To-Do-Some-Squats has that kind of money to throw around on TV spots. Hmmmm. Youâ??d think marrying beer heiress would come with more perksâ?¦

Anyway like I said, all set for election day tomorrow, biggest day of my life. Only problem is, have been secretly informed that I myself have indeed already voted, and for Barack Obama . Must have been another Ambien sleepwalking episode. Hope this doesnâ??t come back to haunt meâ?¦

Maverick, over and out

John

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of John McCain

Leavin november 12th

Submitted by airforcetalk on 11/03/08 3:55pm
hey all airforce recruits.. anyone leavin november 12th.. i have talked to a couple of people who are, just wonderin how many others out there are also. write back, im leavin that day from cleveland ohio thanks guys and gals and have a great airforce day

Thirteen more minutes until November 4th! And am still ahead in polls!

Submitted by mous on 11/03/08 3:51pm

Monday, November 3rd

11:47PM

Dear Diary,

Last day of stumping. Cannot believe election actually tomorrow.  Will win.  Told Grandma I would and I will.  Will win it for her.

Tomorrow.

Whoa.

[Was so excited by upcoming election that I started singing lyrics from “Tomorrow” song from Annie after writing word ‘tomorrow’. Got as far as “Just thinking about tomorrow/clears the cobwebs and the sorrows” before was told to shut up by Michelle. Says I have terrible singing voice and threatened to vote for McCain if I “kept up that racket and woke up the girls.” This is completely unfair as life story is featured in new musical, “Obama the Musical”, and therefore must have talent.]

Oh, have just heard John said that “The pundits have written me off just like they've done four or five times in the past. ... They may not know it, but the Mac is back.” Ha. Little does he know obesity epidemic affects only Big Macs. (And also that subliminal message put into infomercial creates negative association for word ‘Mac’.)

Thirteen more minutes until November 4th! And am still ahead in polls!

Hopefully yours,

Barack

PS. Just checked CNN to see polls one more time. Apparently five percent of voters still undecided? Who are these undecideds? Race has lasted forever! Make up your minds!

PPS. And pick me, please.

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Barack Obama

How do I change my email?

Submitted by mous on 11/03/08 3:13pm
I ordered from buymeds.com last month and had no problems...very prompt service. My email has since changed and I tried to order again. The order looked as if it went through. My internet is down as is my email. My credit card has not been charged. When I tried to change my email address it kept refusing my order. When I resorted to my old email it went through (or so it seemed). Does anyone know how I can actually talk to a person to change my email address and check on my order? I really need my order!

The Final Home-stretch

Submitted by michelle o. on 11/03/08 1:52pm
Monday, November 3 9:30pm Dear Diary, Such sad news today. Madelyn died early this morning. I can’t believe Barack’s grandmother is gone. She really was a wonderful woman. And it would have meant the world to her to see her grandson elected president of the United States. And more than that, the first black president of the United States! Sasha and Malia are so upset and have cried about it a lot. I know this sounds insensitive, but I feel that Barack and I really haven’t had time to grieve while on the campaign trail. I expected we will finally be able to process and deal with this after Barack has won and when he can truly relax. To anyone who thinks that Sarah Palin was a good pick for Vice President – ha! Stick with that belief. I hope they go so far as to nominate her as the Republican candidate in 2012. I would love to run against her. And I know Barack would love to run against her if he decides to serve another term in 2012. I’m ok with him serving another term, as long as I am the Democratic nominee in 2016. As long as Biden doesn’t run… We all saw what happened in 2000 with Gore running after 8 years of Clinton. Of course, Gore won, but still. It will be my turn. And after 8 years of serving as a supportive wife-figure, I know I’ll be itching for some real power. Unbelievable that tomorrow’s the big day. I doubt Barack and I will really sleep tonight. After this election, I know we’re both going to need a vacation. These past few months have been rough with all the traveling. I will look forward to finally being able to sleep in my own bed. Although I wonder if I’ll really be able to sleep, knowing that my husband is President of the United States. Can’t wait! Yours always, Michelle Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Michelle Obama

Twas the night before the election, and the campaign's almost done; y'all better vote GOP tomorrow, cause Sarah's got a gun

Submitted by beatriz on 11/03/08 1:29pm

Monday November 3rd

8:20PM

Dear Diary,

It’s finally here. The day I’ve been waiting for, all these long 72 years. Everything set for tomorrow. Caribou Barbie Governor Palin, following embarrassing Sarkozy prank call incident, voluntarily walked back into holding cell and handed over keys (in her defense, she’s probably never heard French accent before. Easy mistake). Even snuck in 11th hour Monday/Saturday Night Live appearance for self and Gov. Palin, as it seems American People like me far better when making fun of self than when discussing anything remotely relevant to actual campaign.

Now Iâ??ll admit, polls arenâ??t exactly screaming McCain domination, but there are certainly still ways this old Maverick could get that ninth inning walk-off home run. Current idea is to keep youth from voting by paying Comedy Central to run all-day-no-commercial-breaks Colbert Report/Daily Show election special, as younguns would be too enthralled in absorbing every witty Stewart and Colbert quip to bother leaving sofa to vote. Ran idea by Rick, but he says only Mr. Needs-To-Do-Some-Squats has that kind of money to throw around on TV spots. Hmmmm. Youâ??d think marrying beer heiress would come with more perksâ?¦

Anyway like I said, all set for election day tomorrow, biggest day of my life. Only problem is, have been secretly informed that I myself have indeed already voted, and for Barack Obama . Must have been another Ambien sleepwalking episode. Hope this doesnâ??t come back to haunt meâ?¦

Maverick, over and out

John

'Twas the Night Before Victory

Submitted by joe six pack on 11/03/08 1:22pm
Monday, November 3 9:15pm Dear Diary, Canâ??t believed the protesters at my rally at Florida State University. Felt I dealt with them effectively though, and I always love it when Republicans are forced to hear my message. Especially when Iâ??m sure theyâ??d rather not. David upset that I referred to them as whiners, but I think it was appropriate. Plus, humor is always a good thing. McCain has been praised for his sense of humor, and this was a great chance to for me to show that I can crack jokes too! Anybody who thinks otherwise clearly doesnâ??t have a sense of humor. Barack and McCain each had interviews at the football game. Heard it went well for both, with McCain showing his usual sense of humorâ?¦ I gotta work on being seen with a sense of humor. Perhaps this will be a way to win people over, which Iâ??ll need if I ever want to run for president in 2012 or (more likely) 2016. I’m hoping that Sarah Palin runs in 2012. Her fans certainly want her too, and I think it’s safe to say that her those opposed do as well. I want her to run. She’d be so easy to beat! Even the polls show that voters would rather have me as president. I can't believe that more than 50% would ever want her in the White House, but at least they've finally seen the light. Of course, I’m sure that the smarter conservatives would not be thrilled with this, since she has an would only mobilize the base. One has to wonder what’s going to happen with her credibility. She’s been exonerated from those accusations of unethical conduct, but I have to wonder if that’s going to convince people that she’s truly been cleared. I guess the election will show that. It’ll be great to look back on this when I’m in the White House. And on that note, I can’t BELIEVE tomorrow is Election Day. Finally! Until next time, Joe

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Joe Biden

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