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The Real Astrological Sign Profiles
Have you ever read a horoscope describing your sign, and thought, I'm nothing like that! Well, this is a funny approach to my interpretation of the twelve signs of the Zodiac, as I've observed it in people. But, please, don't take offence, you know there's a nugget of truth in there!
Aries(Mar 21-Apr 19) You talk too loud and chew with your mouth open. You are egotistical and overly aggressive. You think your ideas are the best, and if someone tries to tell you otherwise, you swear and start calling them names. You have a bad temper, you're impatient and selfish. And your sense of humor sucks.
Taurus(Apr 20-May 20) Not the sharpest tool in the shed. When you finally get around to getting a job, you hoard all your money, cheap bastard. You're anti-social and critical of others, but if someone is critical of you, you sulk and pout like a baby. Did I mention you are dull and boring?
Gemini(May21-Jun 20) Totally psychotic, compulsive liars, and very, very charming. If by charming you mean backstabbing and two-faced. You love the sound of your own voice and fancy yourself the life of the party, and boy, do you love to party. Geminis are notoriously bad lovers, but will screw anything that moves.
Cancer(Jun 21-Jul 22) You're always "forgetting" your wallet when you go out with friends. You are crabby and moody. You are always bitching and complaining, but you never do anything to help yourself. You always put everything off for tomorrow, you are a waste, you will never get ahead.
Leo(Jul 23-Aug 22) You want to believe you are a born leader, but you're really just a bully. You are a manipulative, extortionists with a superiority complex. You are arrogant and vain, and are in love with your own reflection. You are a gossipy backstabber who can't keep a secret, and are known for kleptomaniacal behaviors.
Virgo(Aug 23-Sep 22) You annoy your friends with your severe OCD. You are creepy and weird. Chances are you stalk and skulk and hide behind bushes, instead of approaching the object of your obsession. You are cold, unemotional and frigid. Your nit-picking and whining drives everyone crazy.
Libra(Sep 23-Oct 22) Totally unbalanced, the true definition of bi-polar. You think your taste is impeccable and refined, but you are tacky and cheap. You are snobby and stuck-up, unless you want something out of someone, which you usually do. You are a user. Slutty and freaky, you are a carrier of venereal diseases.
Scorpio(Oct 23-Nov 21) Dark, quiet, mysterious with psychopathic tendencies. You are ruthless and cruel. Every minute detail of your sordid existence is calculated and controlled. You are a total control freak. Your mind is a deep black hole inhabited with demons. One look in your eyes will turn anyone to stone. You probably eat your young.
Sagittarius(Nov 22-Dec 21) Clueless, oblivious, happy-go-lucky. You have no natural talents to speak of, so you rely on charm and luck. Did I mention clueless? You walk around with blinders, and fall on your face a lot, probably because you are always drunk or stoned or both. You think you're hilarious, but people aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at you.
Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19) Simple and narrow-minded. Extremely conservative, stuffy-types. Total party-poopers, you don't know how to have fun. You are frugal to a fault, sexist, disciplinarian, shallow and oppressive. Just like a Taurus, very boring.
Aquarius(Jan 20-Feb 19) You are psychotic and paranoid. Narcissistic and weird, most people think you're a jerk. You lack the compassion gene, and use our inventiveness for perverted endeavors. Another one that loves to moan and complain about everything, you think the world is against you. Most likely to be a sexual deviant.
Pisces(Feb 20-Mar 20) You live in your own little world somewhere off in space. Wishy-washy, indicisive, with a tendency for inferiority complex. Spineless and cowardly, you tend to blend in to the crowd seamlessly. You go home and cry when no one plays with you at the sandbox.
How much is it worth?
I am looking at buying a 94 prelude and it is all decked out and stuff the only prob is that it has 189000 miles and they want 6000 is that worth it?
question about Buymeds reorders
Does anyone know if their 27 day rule is from the day of ordering, or receiving the first shipment? My first time I ordered 3/31, but didn't receive until 4/10. Trying to figure out if I have to wait until 5/7. Gracias!
did it, done that, next
I have had some major alteration on my face, nose job, cheek bones and I'am looking hot.People tell me it so superficial, so what, you only live once, right?
Sasha and Malia to Attend Sidwell Friends
Saturday, November 29th
11:04am
Dear Diary,
I got so caught up in everything going on lately, I forgot to write that we chose a school for Sasha and Malia to go to!
We decided that the girls will attend Sidwell Friends, the Quaker school. It’s too bad that they can’t go to a public school, but since the schools in the DC area are notoriously known as the worst in the country, Barack and I recognized that we have to put them in a private school so they can get a good education. Plus, 4 out of 10 children are of color, which we feel is important factor. I think that it’s detrimental for any child to attend a school with children of all one race. Moreover, Chelsea Clinton, Al Gore III, and the Nixon girls all attended this school, which means that the school understands the unique personal and security needs for prominent children. Finally, we agree with the Quaker values, and feel that they will help Sasha and Malia to become socially responsible and spiritually aware adults.
The girls are looking forward to the new school, but I know they wish they could attend as completely normal kids. I admit, it must be difficult to have the Secret Service around all the time. Poor Malia, wants to be normal, but that just isn’t possible now that her father is President. Still, I’m hoping that she gets used to have the Secret Service follow her around. Maybe she can talk to Chelsea and see how she coped. I’ll have to mention this to Hillary the next time I see her…
Yours always,
Michelle
Another Useless Study to Show the Inefficiency of Single Moms
Whenever I come across an article like this I immediately get defensive, maybe it's my guilty conscience, or maybe it's that it spells out the obvious without offering any solution.
Sociologist Suzanne Bianchi of the University of Maryland is co-author of the study, which found that single mothers – most of whom do not have a post-secondary education – spent less quality time than do those who are married. Quality time was defined as activities beyond core care such as feeding and bathing. Bianchi said in an interview yesterday that the primary factor was the "never married" mother was likely to work long hours at a low-wage job, because she was less likely to be college-educated or have any economic support from a partner. At the same time, mothers with college diplomas, whether they were married or single, were able to secure better-paid jobs with working conditions commensurate with raising young children, Bianchi said. "If they have higher educations, they can command more dollars."Well, duh!! How many sociologists does it take to figure out that life is hard for most single mothers?
The study, under doctoral student Sarah Kendig, the principal researcher, is reported in the December Journal of Marriage and the Family. It analyzed time-use diaries of more than 6,000 mothers, based on data from the American Time Use Survey between 2003 and 2004. After eight years of trying to promote marriage as a way to resolve child poverty, Bianchi said the U.S. should refocus its energies on education as the key to economic security for mothers and children. This shift would also provide the benefit of better parenting.Wouldn't it be great if we could all get college degrees? This must've been an easy A for the sociologists. I'm not trying to put them down, I just don't get it. This is not rocket science, single mothers have it rough. Single mother families have been on the rise for decades, They act as though they've never met a single mother, or father for that matter. How much research could it possibly take to realize that when you work all the time for little money, your energy is spent? I don't think that promoting marriage as a way to combat poverty is exactly the way to go. Especially when many single moms start out with the intention to do so anyway. Single moms may be spending "less quality time" with our kids, but what time we do spend with them is precious. I speak for myself and for many of my friends who are in the same boat. You do what you can, and until this culture starts to recognize the importance a mother's role plays in society, as a whole, single mothers are always going to have it rough. The women conducting the study could've approached some of the more complex issues related to the plight of the single mom. They could've used their higher education to explore different ways of improving the conditions for single mothers in todays world. But instead they spent their energy on a condecending, no-brainer "study."
I leave June 17th..anyone else
Hey...I leave for Lackland on June 17th...does anyone else? What's everyone going into? I signed up for computer programming so I'll be going to Keesler (in Biloxy, MS) after BMT. Well if anyone wants to get a hold of me I think it'd be cool to meet someone before I leave...so email me :)
snorting hydrocodone????
Has anyone ever heard of this??? I just read an article on it, and found it to be very disturbing. I thought because of the other additives in it, you couldn't do that.
Professional Model Seeks Work
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