Holiday gift guide for your grandpa

Gift ideas for your special grandpa.

Grandpas are special people. They tell interesting stories. They are supportive and have a lot of experience in many areas of life. They are people you can come to listen to your problems and offer words of encouragement.

They also offer you unconditional love and a hug when you need one. For these reasons and more, it is important to honor them with some nice gifts during those special holidays. Yet, what do you buy? It may seem like grandpa has everything he wants or could want.

First, take a breath and think about your own grandpa. Don’t think about that generalized idea of what a grandpa is. This means you don’t have to buy him a robe, a pipe or a pair of slippers for every holiday. What it does mean is that you need to think about what he likes and where his interest lies.

Does grandpa have a favorite hobby? Does grandpa like to make wood carvings? Does grandpa like to paint pictures? Does grandpa like to spend time working on old cars? Could you buy any tools, accessories or other items that he can use while enjoying these hobbies?

Does grandpa have a favorite sports team? Would he enjoy any books or DVDs about this team?

Does grandpa need an update on his wardrobe? Is it time for him to wear a new sweater or a new coat? Would he be willing to be seen in some new clothes you pick for him?

Would grandpa enjoy a new electronic toy? Would he enjoy battling aliens on a PlayStation console or would he enjoy a new laptop so he can chat with his many grandchildren?

Finally, are there some treats that grandpa would enjoy? This can include such things as his favorite candies, cookies and nuts.

Purchase any of the items or a few of the items and you might just see a smile on grandpa’s face.

 

On Michael Bourn and No-Hit WAR Heroes

5 WAR a year? I'd pay him for 2 or 3

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Q.  This guy had 6.1 WAR last season, was a Fangraphs short-list MVP candidate.  What is SSI's reaction to Michael Bourn?

A.  Dr. D knows jack about the NL, so he flipped over to b-ref.com for a quick eyeball.  

OHHHH NOOOOooooooo ... another one of these soft-skills WAR mirages who contributes everywhere EXCEPT in the batter's box.  And:  he's a leadoff hitter who fans 150 times a year?!

Dr. D's stomach did a slow roll back from the left, to dead bottom, over to the right, and emptied itself over the rail.

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Q.  C'mon.  He's a defensive specialist who contributes at the plate.  He's not kitty litter.

A.  You've heard the term "so underrated that now he's overrated"?  These guys should be winning 10th-man-of-the-year awards, like Mark McLemore in 2001, and here they are getting LeBron James recognition.  It's "hey lookee what I found" syndrome run amok.

If Chone Figgins, Michael Bourn, Mark McLemore, Mike Cameron and the like were considered nice little ballplayers, who supported the stars on a pennantwinner, then that would be great.  It's when they're anointed MVP candidates that Dr. D mounts his steed and tilts at the saber windmill.

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Q.  He has posted 4+ WAR for four consecutive seasons now.  That's got to be his Established Level of Performance (ELP), right?

A.  It's a funny thing:  the editor of Fangraphs his ownself was the one who .... alllllllmmoooooost! ... had an epiphany here.

Apparently on a lark, he ran a search of all baseball players in the UZR era who met two (2) criteria:

  1. Had 5+ WAR in a season, with
  2. A 110 wRC+ (OPS+) or lower.

He came back with a sickening list of names.*  In other words, guys who can't hit, but who show up as WAR heroes, are not impact baseball players.

Fangraphs kept this on the downlow:  rather than launching a campaign to disseminate this fundamental insight into the way baseball works -- that WAR contributions outside the batter's box should be kept in proportion -- the conclusion was rephrased as an age-arc issue.

The fact is, all 30 GM's will pay less for a no-hit WAR hero than Fangraphs will.  

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Q.  How about the inversion of this insight?

A.  Take a player whose hitting is impact, but whose WAR looks suspect -- let us say, Billy Butler or Mike Napoli as a 1B/DH -- and, yep, there we go again.  All 30 GM's will pay you more for a pure bat than Fangraphs will.

The WAR amigos climb over the mountain summit and find the GM yogis sitting there smiling benignly, waiting for them.  There was never anything wrong with researching baseball.  The only problem came when we failed to respect the complexity of the problem, and accused GM's of IQ challenges when they paid for RBI.

Not to make too fine a point of it, what do you suppose would happen if Seattle's largest baseball blog trashed a Billy Butler trade, and one of the readers protested "Yeah, but WAR underrates RBI men like Butler"?

Fangraphs is my favorite national baseball site.  It's tremendous.  We're talking only about the need to respect alternative paradigms, in view of complex problems.  

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Q.  Lessons learned?

A.  If the M's can sign Bourn for about 50%, 60% of his WAR dollar value, fine.

And don't undersell Billy Butler.  The man's a cleanup hitter.

BABVA,

Dr D

*Troy Tulowitzki and Ryan Zimmerman were great hitters who, at age 22, weren't yet posting impact batting lines.

Pop Culture Happenings: Honest Dark Knight Rises Trailer

"The Dark Knight Rises" wanted to be the blockbuster of the year, but it didn't quite make that mark. Watch the folks at Screen Junkies, with the help of Red Letter Media, give a more honest (and spoiler-laden) version of the trailer. Don't say you weren't warned.

On Michael Bourn and Impact Speed

Dr. D does respect the concept of leadoff hitting

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Q.  Isn't Michael Bourn pretty much an Ichiro who plays CF?

A.  He is not, no.  

Ichiro racked up 6-7 runs per 27 outs for the decade of the 00's, this playing in Safeco Field.  Michael Bourn is a 4.5 RC/27 player.  

As leadoff hitters go, that's like three standard deviations.  Tons of leadoff hitters generate 4.5, 5.0 runs per game in National League, friendly-park conditions.  Only a few leadoff hitters in baseball history could have posted Ichiro's 6-7 runs created at Safeco.

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Q.  What is the value of his UZR and baserunning?

A.  After SSI and friends, notably KGaffney and Dr Grumpy, tried to consolidate this issue, Carston Cistulli did it very elegantly.  He pointed out that:

1.  The average contribution of a TOP TEN UZR player has been +15 runs.

2.  NOBODY CONSISTENTLY makes the top ten (except perhaps, um, Michael Bourn).

Bang:  Cistulli closes out the discussion.  If you think a defender is one of baseball's ten best, pay him for 15 runs.  You don't want to pay a Franklin Gutierrez for 30 runs a year.

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Applying the same logic to baserunning -- 1B to 3B, etc -- you can pay a player for 8, maybe 10 runs per season.

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Q.  Where does Bourn fit on this scale?

A.  It is 100% fair to call Michael Bourn the finest player in the major leagues in this department.  He is the one man you can pay for 20-25 runs per season, defense and baserunning.

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Q.  Leaving him where?

A.  Without elite speed, he's an average-dubious center fielder (no power, huge K's).  That's 1-2 WAR assuming you don't have an average center fielder.  Then his impact speed is a good 2 WAR.  You're fine to pay him for 3 WAR, and if you want to pay him for 4, that's your thing.  (Don't forget K's and the NL-AL transition, though.)

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Q.  Does SSI value leadoff hitting?

A.  It does indeed.  Leadoff hitters give you "hard" runs, manufactured runs against elite pitching, including in the playoffs.  Figure on a Garrett Jones to disappear against Jered Weaver in the playoffs.  Figure on a Michael Bourn to score you two runs in that game.

Also, leadoff hitters can take a starting pitcher out of a rocking chair.  You've got a average starter who's in a groove ... has retired 7 in a row, his tempo's perfect, and if all he had to do was face kids like Ackley and Smoak the rest of the way, you can mail it in.  But!  Get Michael Bourn up there, bunts his way on, the cat-and-mouse game starts at 1B, he swipes second... all of a sudden the game's no fun for Colby Lewis any more.

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Q.  What happens to Michael Saunders?

A.  That's just the thing about a Michael Bourn signing.  Saunders got you 3 WAR (pro-rated) in center last year.  We all like him in CF going forward.  What's the idea now?  A great defensive left fielder in Saunders?

Let's say you had Saunders LF, Bourn CF, Swisher RF.  You added a pretty decent leadoff man and a pretty decent #3 hitter, and you've got exciting defense in the outfield.

It doesn't blow your skirt up, but you can see the logic.  It's not what SSI is hoping for.  But it is a whale of a lot better than ... nothing.

BABVA,

Dr D

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A great read

This book can transform your marriage.

If you are interested in reading a great book with your spouse, I highly recommend the book “If Only He Knew” by Gary Smalley. This book is loaded with great information that can transform your marriage.

I don’t think that any marriage is easy, but for some reason I think it is very hard for men to understand women. It is no secret that men and women are very different from each other. It is often said that men are very simple and women are very complex. This causes a problem for both spouses to understand each other. Women cannot understand the simplicity of men, and men cannot understand the complexity in women.

Gary Smalley does a great job of explaining to men how to treat a woman. Women are very emotional and they operate on emotions most of the time. The way a husband talks to his wife has a great impact on how she feels and this book explains this in great detail.

This book is great for both men and women, but it can really help a man understand what a woman really needs. It explains how to treat a woman and how to talk to a woman, and this information can also be beneficial to women. Women can learn a little bit about how men think and why they think the way they do. If you are looking for a great book to read about marriage, this is the book. It is easy to read and it is very interesting.

Jason Bay chat thread

rrrreeeaaaaching for justification

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=== Talking Points ===

1.  Jason Bay is, as Jeff Sullivan aptly put it, "another team's Chone Figgins."  His article is perfect, with a capital P.

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2.  Bay is the equivalent of a non-roster invitee, a Kevin Millwood type, you bring him in to see what's left in the tank ... and it is entirely possible that his recent struggles are tied to shoulder problems.  Especially in terms of his Power Index.

There's logic in asking, "Have his shoulders recovered?" and bringing him to camp to see if he pulls a Millwood.

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3.  Even if Bay felt really good in March, I can't for the life of me imagine how he could beat out Casper Wells for a job.  Why would you want Jason Bay's age-34 UP season over Casper Wells' 2013?

And there are other players besides Wells to consider within this talking point.  It is precisely this scenario, the one in which the gamble "pays off," that I don't get.  Supposing that the prayer were answered and Bay was a skosh better than Wells.  Didn't you trade Doug Fister for Casper Wells?

I'm getting a bad feeling here.  How about you.

Only guess here is that Zduriencik is doing Bay a favor, letting him showcase, so that he can avoid a Richie Sexson vanishing act.  But that isn't done in December, is it?

Well, the other guess is that Casper Wells is in demand out there in the trade market.  Which raises another question that Dr. D can't answer:  "Why would Wells be in demand?"

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4.  Bay's numbers against RHP's have been trending down since he was age 31.  This is entirely consistent with the idea that he's just old.  And has been.  For a long time.

Although:  in 2012, he was hurt all year.  In 2011, he finished September with a 960 OPS in that month.  And then he slugged .460 in March 2012, before getting hurt.  You could hope that the September 2011 - April 2012 was the real one, camoflaged by injury the other times.

Not saying it's my belief.  But that's one feasible view of Jason Bay.

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5.  SABRMatt (ghost) sez, "Which implies to me that Zduriencik has gone off his medication and is see colors and tasting music. Because He's going full hog for Michael Bourn and signing 34 year olds who just .165. YYYYYYeah...that'll work."

If you talked with Jay-Z, he would have an answer to this.  I can't speculate what it would be.

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Things You Should Probably Know: Can Texas Secede?

With American post-election woes fully and finally dying down (ha, they never really die down), CGPGrey undertakes a question many of us may have: Can Texas secede from the Union if they really wanted to? Let's find out!

Oh No They Didn't: Spartan High School Style

Well, I think I want to go plunge knitting needles up to the hilt into my ears after watching this next video. This is what happens when you don't have a best friend to tell you your ideas are shit. Witness the horror, and majestic might, of this high school "cover" of Psy's "Open Gangnam Style."

With love from Paris

The silhouette jewels of Défilés from Paris

And now for a brand that pays homage to Parisian fashion throughout the eras. Have a look at Défilés from Paris by Nathalie Queyraud. These little numbers will land you compliments left and right -- guaranteed. 

  

The Fashion History collection combines feminine jewelry with a creative take on the days of vogue gone by. Look for figurines that celebrate the 1980s Flashdance style (leg warmers and all!), the 1940s French Nouvelle Vagueand the furs and feathers of the turn of the century. We happen to love the ye-ye girl of the 1960s pendant and the bare legs and bowed head of the 1930s pendant

But that's not all. There are even a few pieces in this collection that celebrate an certain musician who also happened to be a fashion icon in his own right -- and, no, we're not talking about Serge Gainsbourg. Have a look. 

  

Designer Nathalie Queyraud's time in cinema and music production shines through her pieces. All of the pendants are hand-made in Paris in Queyraud's Le Marais studio. Made from brass and silver plating, each necklace is signed with a star for an extra special touch. 

To see more of Nathalie Queyraud's fantastic creations, visit her Boticca shop and the Défilés from Paris website. 

Enjoy! 

 

'Boy Meets World' gets a spin-off

Are we ready for 'Girl Meets World?' Yes, if Cory and Topanga are in it!

Are you a fan of 1990s TV shows? If so, there's a good chance you've already heard about the new Boy Meets World spin-off snow. No, you say? Well you'd better sit down, because Girl Meets World is actually a sequel. The girl in question will be the daughter of Cory Matthews and Topanga Lawrence.

All together now: Squeee! I used to love Boy Meets World, and I couldn't be happier that they're bringing it back this way, with stars Ben Savage and Danielle Fishel, no less. At this point, there's no word on who will play their daughter, but I'm sure she'll be gorgeous (and hopefully she'll look more like mom).

Sadly, not everyone from the original Boy Meets World cast is on board for Girl Mets World. Among them: Rider Strong, who played the adorable Shawn Hunter. Strong tells EW.com that a guest spot on the new show is probably not out of the question, with maybe an update on what everyone's up to these days.

As for a full-on regular part, he says that's a no, adding that Girl Meets World "...should be its own show" and saying that the new series "...will be about Cory and Topanga, their daughter, and a new set of characters." Boo on that, I say. I get why he feels that way, but I do hope we at least get a few guest spots along the way.

I do have another snipped of seriously interesting news for my fellow '90s television show fanatics: The casts of several major shows from that era are gathering together for next year's Austin Television Festival. Actors from Friday Night Lights, My So-Called Life, Party of Five, Boy Meets World and American Dreams will all be on hand for the festival's second year.

I have to say, that's one heck of an impressive lineup! Where can I get tickets?

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