Sims 3 Seasons: The festival grounds

How to install this valuable park.

In order to really enjoy the Seasons expansion pack, you need to have the festival grounds set in your town. Part of the reason why this is complicated is that Seasons is the first expansion pack to be released without a new town included. And while they released the new Monte Vista town concurrently with Seasons, Monte Vista is not Seasons-ready, in the sense of having its own festival grounds. Confusing? Yes. Surprising? Perhaps not.

The festival grounds are where all of the seasonal public activities are held. In the past, your town's parks may have held the occasional chess tournament or hot dog cook-off. But the festival grounds take it to the next level. This is where you can bob for apples, visit a haunted house, have a pie-eating contest, snowboard in a half pipe, ice skate, roller skate and more… as seasonally appropriate, of course. 
 
Clearly, if you have Seasons, you need to have a festival grounds in your town. But the problem is, there is no single "festival grounds" the way that there is, say, a library or an art museum. Instead, "festival grounds" is a sort of overlay over the town's main park.
 
The game ships with several pre-made festival grounds. If you happen to be playing one of the towns that has a pre-made festival grounds, then you are in luck. The game will prompt you to replace your town's central park with the festival grounds.
 
Please note, however, that this will forever change your town's central park. I was a little annoyed at this, because I really like the central park. I like the familiar layout (always with a big water feature in the center, and paths radiating outwards). I like the civic tidiness of it, and the way that you can go and sit and wait for someone to come by, if you want to meet people.
 
Your only other option is to take another town's festival grounds, and plunk it into your world. This is what I had to do with Monte Vista. I chose the Sunlit Tides festival grounds as being the least visually jarring. Festival grounds are huge (64x64) so you will have to find a large flat area to put down a plot. This may not even be possible in some worlds, especially if you have been playing with a world you created or downloaded from the Exchange.
 
Hopefully over the months to come, EA will find a more graceful way to handle the installation of festival grounds. Until then, you may simply have to resign yourself to spending a lot of time fiddling around in Edit Town to get it to work.

Things You Should Probably Know: Why Is There A 'B' In Doubt?

English be one messed up language, yo. That's why I turn to TED Education to ask all the strange questions about our language and all its inconsistencies. In this instance, learn why there is a silent b in the word "doubt." And if you want MOAR information, because that wasn't enough, get the full lesson right over here.

Pop Culture Happenings: Toy Story Into Darkness

Since we dropped the "Star Trek: Into Darkness" trailer on you last week, I thought it only fitting to show this lovely mash-up. YouTube artist phoenixdark9 combined the audio from the film with the visuals from some of the "Toy Story" films. The result is a very deadly sounding Teddy Bear, among other things.

Reading Pile: 12/17/12

Caligula: Heart of Rome & Avengers Arena

Caligula: Heart of Rome #1- You have to appreciate a book that pretty much lets you know what you are in for within the first page. Fans of extreme bloody violence, sadomasochism, torture, sexual deviancy, and lots and lots of stabbing need look no further. With all of that in mind, Lapham and Nobile created an intriguing world of historical demonic intrigue with their last run and it looks like they are set to do the same again. Granted you have to be in the mood to see people ripped to shreds to make abstract artwork or evil horses raping people during an orgy, but similar to what we see in nature this series wears it’s bright warning colors like a venomous snake right at the get-go. Like most Avatar books you can safely assume it’s mature reader only, so you can’t say you haven’t been warned. It’s twenty-two pages of disturbing entertainment with no ads for $3.99, so it really just depends on if you are squeamish or easily put off by decapitations. B+

Avengers Arena #1-Another new entry from Dennis Hopeless, and I am finding that I am really impressed by his scripting and overall storytelling. The book quickly deals with and admits that yes, this is a Battle Royale/Hunger Games rip off. Once it acknowledges that then it’s easier to swallow the pill and accept that Arcade is doing this out of the sheer joy of reading those books and wanting to do it to superheroes. I loved Kev Walker’s artwork on Thunderbolts and I think he’s the perfect match for the series. My only complaint is sort of not a complaint. Mostly, the book shows it means business when the first casualty is actually a fairly established character from Avengers Academy. While it certainly shows that they mean business and you can’t predict what will happen next (both very good things), it showcases a brutality that does sort of bug me because if you were following Avengers Academy it really really sucks. There are many characters presented here who mean less to the overall history of Marvel, so again, it is impressive that they didn’t knock one of them off first. What’s also amusing/disturbing is that there are some oddball characters thrown into the mix like the kid from that Sentinel series from way back who fixed a Sentinel and became friends with him via the Iron Giant. The fact that I don’t remember the character’s name means he’s fairly disposable, but still…..brutal. A-

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2012 Spectometer Hitting Leaderboards -- "Spread" (ISO - K%)

A fun "at-a-glance" stat (a.k.a. "Vlad-itude")

Here is a little bonus stat that I call "the spread."

It's ISO - K%.  ISO, as you probably know, is SLG - BA.  So what we're really getting at here is the ability to hit the ball on the screws without missing a lot.

It's kind of a handy way to get an "at-a-glance" sense of how well a guy can use the bat.  Fangraphs makes it easy, by putting the two stats in columns right next to each other.  So, for example, one can quickly see, in the case of Carlos Peguero, that, except for rookie ball and High Desert, his "spread" has never been close to positive.

Or, for Dustin Ackley, one can see that his positive spread in the minors has reversed course in the majors.

Or, for Vladimir Guerrero, you can see him blasting the spread out of the water year after year after year.  So much so, that I am nicknaming the stat "Vlad-itude."

And, as you can see below, nephew Gaby is right on track with the gene pool.

Here are the guys who showed a positive "spread" in the Mariners system in 2012:

  1. Mike Zunino (21): .155
  2. Gabriel Guerrero (18): .110
  3. Leon Landry (22): .107
  4. Stefen Romero (23): .107
  5. Jack Marder (22): .086
  6. Rich Poythress (24): .066
  7. Daniel Paolini (22): .061
  8. Taylor Ard (22): .051
  9. Timothy Lopes (18): .046
  10. Mike McGee (23): .029
  11. John Hicks (22): .024
  12. Jabari Henry (21): .024
  13. Julio Morban (20): .023
  14. Steven Proscia (22): .023
  15. Brad Miller (22): .015
  16. Chris Taylor (21): .009
  17. Mario Martinez (22): .006
  18. Dario Pizzano (21): .005

 

 

To Cur With Love

*weeps shamelessly*

Ah, the Simpsons retcon. This has always been a show that played fast and loose with the facts and this episode is no exception OH WHO AM I KIDDING I BLUBBERED LIKE A BABY.

It's the elephant in the room. You can't talk about this episode without talking about how outrageously sad it is. And not even poignantly sad, like Lisa deciding to stop trying so hard, or Marge and Homer having marital difficulties. We're talking full on Spielbergian emotional manipulation. 
 
Merry Christmas?
 
I can't even summarize the plot without getting weepy. Homer gets wrapped up in a casual game which you would think would be a reference to The Simpsons: Tapped Out, but only in the most glancing sense. Engrossed in his tapping, he manages to lose the family dog. Everyone is heartbroken except Homer. When quizzed about his complete lack of caring, Grandpa Simpson finally explains that it's because Homer had his heart broken by a dog when he was a kid, and I guess he could never bring himself to love another dog again.
 
Maybe it's because I had a dog when I was a kid, and we basically grew up together, and then I had to put him to sleep when he was 18 and I was 25, and that was 15 years ago, and I still can't bring myself to think about getting a dog. Maybe it's because my cat is dying. Or maybe it's because I am a living breathing human being with thoughts and feelings. But when the episode peaked with Grandpa producing a picture of Homer's old dog sleeping on Homer's sweatshirt (thus proving that Homer's dog never did forget him, as Homer had believed), I completely lost it. 
 
I don't even remember what happened in the rest of the episode. I was watching it on broadcast television, so I couldn't pause it. It kept playing as I sat there like a sack of blubbering idiocy. I think there was another Mr. Burns short? I don't know. And then Bob's Burgers came on and I was like, "Yay… Sniffle?"
 
Many Simpsons fans will basically fall into a black hole trying to reconcile all the confusing "facts" that were added by this show. Like how the one-armed guy lost his arm, even though they told us a different story 20 years ago. Or how Chief Wiggum started out as a dog catcher, even though they told us a different story 20 years ago. Frankly I don't care. I'm putting this one on the same shelf as "Jurassic Bark," and I'm never watching it again.
 

2012 Spectometer Hitting Leaderboards -- Strikeout Rate

The least whiff-tastic (and most).

More of the Spectometer stats.

Once again, a recap of the ground rules:

  • Ages 26 and over are considered "post-prospect" (for hitters), and are not counted (sorry Luis Rodriguez for plate skills and Joseph Dunigan for slugging).
  • A season needs at least 100 plate appearances to count.  Seasons between 50 and 99 PAs I will look at, and might note, but they won't go on the leaderboard.
  • Seasons that are entirely in foreign leagues don't count.  Mixed seasons with some foreign and some domestic stats I will count (but note with a caveat).  Good news for Gaby Guerrero fans (of which I am one).
  • The normal age-arc I use is Rookie/Short Season: 19 ... Low-A: 20 ... High-A: 21 ... AA: 22 ... AAA: 23.  A guy who is younger than age-arc is noted in green.   One year older than normal age-arc is not noted, but two years or more older earns an "age caveat" and is noted in blue.
  • Ages are from baseball-reference.com "age season" (age as of midnight on June 30 of the season).

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Stat:  Strikeout Rate (K%)

Formula: K/PA (expressed as a percent)

Interpretive rule of thumbAs a general rule, a lower strikeout rate is better than a higher one, since it creates more balls-in-play (and thus a better chance of converting them to random-y singles).  But a low K% in-and-of-itself doesn't prove a lot.  That being said, hitters who are not sluggers rarely succeed in the majors if their K% in the minors is consistently higher than 20%.

 

All hitters:
 

  1. Rich Poythress (24): 9.5%
  2. Chris Taylor (21): 10.1%
  3. Michael Faulkner (21): 10.1%
  4. Michael Dowd (22): 10.3%
  5. Jesus Sucre (24): 11.2%
  6. Timmy Lopes (18): 11.7%
  7. Jamodrick McGruder (20): 12.4%
  8. Martin Peguero (18): 12.5%
  9. Jamal Austin (21): 13.3%
  10. Ketel Marte (18): 13.3%
  11. Daniel Paolini (22): 13.3%
  12. Gabriel Guerrero (18): 13.4%
  13. Leon Landry (22): 13.6%
  14. John Hicks (22): 13.6%
  15. Jack Marder (22): 13.8%


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Below age-arc hitters:

  1. Timmy Lopes (18): 11.7%
  2. Martin Peguero (18): 12.5%
  3. Ketel Marte (18): 13.3%
  4. Gabriel Guerrero (18): 13.4%
  5. Carlos Triunfel (22): 16.4%


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Glove-position hitters:

  1. Chris Taylor -- SS (21): 10.1%
  2. Michael Dowd -- C (22): 10.3%
  3. Jesus Sucre -- C (24): 11.2%
  4. Timmy Lopes -- 2b (18): 11.7%
  5. Martin Peguero -- 2b/SS (18): 12.5%


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All hitters with age-caveat (older than age-arc level) hitters excluded:

  1. Chris Taylor (21): 10.1%
  2. Timmy Lopes (18): 11.7%
  3. Jamodrick McGruder (20): 12.4%
  4. Martin Peguero (18): 12.5%
  5. Jamal Austin (21): 13.3%
  6. Ketel Marte (18): 13.3%
  7. Gabriel Guerrero (18): 13.4%
  8. Leon Landry (22): 13.6%
  9. John Hicks (22): 13.6%
  10. Jack Marder (22): 13.8%
  11. Stefen Romero (23): 14.0%
  12. Jean Acevedo (21): 15.0%
  13. Brad Miller (22): 16.3%
  14. Carlos Triunfel (22): 16.4%
  15. Filipe Burin (20): 16.7%


Of note: Gabrial Franca (18): 17.0%; Vinnie Catricala (23): 17.4%; Mike Zunino (21): 17.4%; Ji-Man Choi (21): 18.7%

And of note on the ugly end: Kristian Brito (17): 32.2%; Carlos Peguero (25): 32.0%; Nate Tenbrink (25): 29.6%: Patrick Kivlehan (21): 29.4%; Guillermo Pimentel (19): 28.9%; Marcus Littlewood (20): 27.8%; Phillips Castillo (18): 26.7%; Isaiah Yates (18): 23.7%.

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Thoughts:
 

  • Many of the crop of new teens (the Teen Titans) are really good at not striking out. Even Martin Peguero and Ketel Marte join the party in this category.  (The prior crop -- Castillo, Pimentel … not so much.)
  • Gaby Guerrero is a chip off the old block of Uncle Vlad.  Big power, tiny K%.
  • And the guys that get you very intrigued until you see the K%: Marcus Littlewood, Isaiah Yates … even the attempted rebound of Nate Tenbrink.

 

Pulling At My Heartstrings: Anti-Gravity Puppy

In this video from January, a Boston Terrier puppy learns the power of a good snack and an important lesson in balance and gravity. Don't stop believing, puppy.

Quiznos: FREE Dessert or Chips

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