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Martin Luther King Jr. was super religious, just like me!

This MLKJr Day, celebrate ME.

 

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and I had a dream to basically rewrite his speech and post it on Facebook like I came up with the whole thing myself. Aren't I clever? I have a dream too: of freedom. Freedom from oppression and tyranny, just like Dr. King. 
 
Liberals like to claim black people as their own. That is probably why we lost the election, because we spent so much time appealing to white people. But you would never hear me say it out loud. I'll tell you what, though: for this particular holiday, I decided it would be best to bend over backwards to connect Dr. King to some fine upstanding (and, okay, white, sure) Republicans.
 
It wasn't easy. Try to draw a line between Dr. King and Reagan. It's hard, believe me! Labor unions and Democrats are the ones who wanted it. Ugh! Luckily for me, the liberals got turned down on their holiday for so many years that it was finally Reagan who signed it into being. Even though we didn't celebrate it until Reagan was out of office. And it took like a billion signatures on a petition to make him do it. 
 
But hey, that counts! Reagan!
 
The Lincoln thing, that was a little easier. Dr. King stood at Lincoln's feet, and it was some symbolism I guess, sure, he was probably picking Lincoln because of the thing with the Civil War and slavery and everything. But if I say that both Dr. King and Lincoln fought against government tyranny, who's going to correct me? Not the kabillion Facebook followers who all sanctimoniously "Liked" my post, that's for sure!
 
This one was a hard one, I gotta tell ya. Dr. King was fighting to get the government to change stuff and mandate fairness. Freedom from the government means the freedom to discriminate against people if you want, after all. If the government wasn't such a big meddling nanny state, with the Fair Housing Act and the laws about employment discrimination, we would probably still have apartheid in America. 
 
But shh, don't tell anyone! I figure if I just keep hitting that "freedom" drum enough times, and keep turning my eyes up to Heaven like an innocent little church girl giving glory to God, no one will ever be the wiser. And what the heck, it's a Monday off, and those are always nice. Can't argue with that.

Reading Pile: 1/21/13

End Times of Bram and Ben, Thunderbolts, Threshold & Plume

The End Times of Bram and Ben #1- First of all, I was really impressed with Rem Broo’s art style. It’s sort of a mix between Rob Guillory and Ryan Ottley, utilizing a thin line style with an emphasize on fluid action but with sketchy detail work. The story is fun and silly too, focusing on two friends dealing with the aftermath of the Rapture. One was taken by a clerical error and returned to Earth, deciding Heaven is boring and that he wants to be the Anti-Christ. The other is wondering why he wasn’t raptured, and what that means about the girl he likes and everybody else. Blasphemous hilarity ensues. A-

Thunderbolts #3- This book bothers me for a few reasons, but the one that really gets me may seem minor or weird to others. In this issue, the Punisher is helping guerillas trains by offering them target practice. Instead of just some targets or maybe someone who actually deserves to die, he has a chained orangutan and tells the trainees to shoot it. When they refuse, he releases it and it attacks, prompting someone to shoot and kill the orangutan. Now best case scenario, I can see Frank Castle killing the orangutan if it was a life or death situation and he had no other choice, or if he needed to save someone perhaps. Offering one as target practice? I want the douchbag to die after reading that, so I’m having trouble caring about this book. Also, Sinestro much? C

Threshold #1- While I liked the first story, I am beginning to feel like if you’ve read one Keith Giffen sci-fi thriller you sort of read them all to a point. It plays up the reality tv show aspect, but does put a nice mini-twist on it. I was more amused by the Larfleeze back-up though, and I think the team of Giffen and Scott Kolins is pretty solid for that character.I feel that I should point out that the logo design is one of the worst I've seen a good long while, and customer's can't even spot the book when they are looking for it. B

Plume #1- Another nice example of a successful Kickstarter campaign. While I like K. Lynn Smith’s art style, the storytelling was a bit slow for this format. For twenty-four pages of not too much actually happening, $3.99 is a little hefty a price tag whereas you can go read this online for free. I think a trade would have benefited this story a bit better, but it is nice to see them successfully get this printed. If you like quirky anime influenced supernatural westerns, this is something you should check out.

Carter Capps on a Gray January Day

... when do pitchers report, again?!

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=== The Term "GREAT STUFF" Gets Tossed Around a Lot These Days .... ===

If you've got nothing Mariners that's better to do right now, head to MLB.com and enjoy this particular Capps vid.  G'wan, nothing wrong with a little sunshine and baseball.  Pitchers report in like four days, right?

Capps' first heater is so hard to see that a lefty batter, Josh Reddick, swings over the top of it.  Ya don't swing over fastballs when ya miss 'em; ya swing underneath 'em, 'cause of the angle of the swing arc and the 'rise' of the pitch.  Watch it again and you'll see that Reddick pulls one of those Nolan Ryan "C'mon, ump, anybody could hear that pitch was low" moments.

Capps' second heater lights up the red 100 font on the radar gun and you can just feel the seismo register as it SLAMMMMS into Olivo's mitt.  Cespedes' demoralization is palpable.  One time David Henderson took a first pitch like this and said, "Wow.  Too tough to even BUNT that pitch.  How are you supposed to hit it?"

The rest of the fastballs are pretty easy on the eyes, too.  :- )  This moment brought to you by Stars & Scrubs.

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Jeff Sullivan presents a wonderful little Brothers Grimm tale that ends with the troll of Capps' slider waiting under the bridge to feast on Billy Goat Trout.  "Look at where the breaking ball is CAUGHT, and consider that MLB GameDay has it touching the border of the strike zone at the FRONT OF THE PLATE," Jeffy sez, emphasis added.  "That's how much that pitch moved."

He points out this little leaderboard that reminds us of just exactly where Capps' fastball resides in baseball's pantheon.

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Here is an SSI article from last year that reminds us of the effect of Capps' 89 mph changeup.  That change is Capp's third pitch, but it is MUCH farther along than people realize it is (except, of course, for you the discerning SSI consumer).  The arm action on it is Major League from the word Go. 

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=== Career Arc ===

When Capps first came up to Safeco, he was as terrified as any rookie pitcher that Dr. D has ever seen ... up to and including that kid who thanked Albert Brooks' confidence by yak'king on the mound in his tryout.  

Capps' arm slot, first coupla games, was all over the place, and in Capps' very first game MRS. Detecto pointed out that he threw 99 sidearm, 94 overhand.

It took Capps right about 10 games to shake the jitters out, and his arm slot quickly grooved in.  His tempo measurably smoothed out.  His velocity started sustaining at 98-100.  And pesky rodent enemy managers starting hiding the women, children, and Mike Trouts.  Here's the SSI article that sidecars the video you started with.

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Dr. D was attracted to Capps' starter's rhythm, and the Randy Johnson arm slot.  He banged the drum for a Chris Sale conversion, and Terry McDermott spoke to a couple of people in the M's org about it, one of them being a shot-caller. The impression:  Capps would need more control of his breaking ball before such a thing could be considered.

Well, sure, you want to see him throw a slider for a strike on 2-0 once in a while.  The thing is, Capps was doing that, in September; it's not like his slider is rudimentary.  Why they can put up with breaking balls the caliber of Beavan's and Noesi's, but Carter Capps has got to hit a Michael Pineda standard, you tell me.

NEXT

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...and Carter Capps on a February Pitchers Report Day

Hide the women and children, Dept.

 

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As a general rule, kids like this (by which we mean, Golden Boy relievers on three-year plans to become rich closers) are works-in-progress.  They follow a fairly predictable roto arc.  Here by the way is Ron Shandler's writeup of Capps for the coming season:

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Converted starter saved 19 games in AA (72K in 50 IP, 1.26 ERA) by pounding 94-97 MPH fastballs (sic - Dr D).  Wasn't overmatched in first MLB trial (28K in 25 IP with .260 OBA), but command predictably lagged.  Closer-in-waiting could be worth a few holds from the get-go.

LIMA Plan:  A+

2013 Proj:  10.1 K, 3.1 BB, 0.7 HR

Ron-o-Vision translation:  this kid is going to get 40 saves a year, so roster him in your Ultra league.  Even in 2013 he's just as liable to make you $12 roto out of the pen.

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=== Learning Curve ===

Capps' rate of development -- the speed at which he is making progress -- is excellent. 

  • He went from terrified to just "nervy" in two weeks.  
  • He corrected his arm-slot issues in about four or five games, and they stayed corrected.  
  • His slider was perfectly functional already in September, which you can compare to the breaking-pitch development of (say) Blake Beavan.
  • His CTL went from 11:6 in August to 17:5 in September.

Carter Capps is a quick study.  Belee' DAT.

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=== Dr's R/X ===

Of course the Mariners want to see a functional slider, but Capps' slider was already functional and it was getting better on a weekly basis.  He's likely to come to camp in March and throw lots of strikes with it.

And of course the Mariners aren't ready to ram Carter Capps or Stephen Pryor into the closer role for Opening Day, in the Wilhelmsen SP scenario.  This might have been what was in the backs of their minds when they moved on Jack Hanrahan.

They wanna SEE it on Carter Capps, not rush him, give him a chance to eeeaaaaase on in to his destiny.  Nothing wrong with that.  My complaint is -- that philosophy does rule out closer and it does rule out 8th-inning setup man.  But it don't rule out #5/6 starter!

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Is he a finished product?  No, but as we've seen before, there are any number of orgs who will let a Gio Gonzalez learn in the rotation.  It's pretty much just the Seattle Mariners who are too noble to climb the greasy little rungs of bringing a rookie pheenom to stardom WHILE THEY HAVE TO WATCH him take his lumps...

It's Dr. D's team, Carter Capps is a swing man in 2013.  He's throwing 3-IP, 4-IP stints and he is getting spot starts, ominously prep'ing the Chris Sale conversion in July or August.

But supposing they don't wanna do that, which we definitely do suppose.  You as a Mariner fan have a whoppin' good chance of getting to watch the 2013 Aroldis Chapman out there.  This kid is a VERY exciting commodity and he's gonna be in Safeco from day one.

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